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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book. This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick ass harem of human and non-human hotties that can rock it in the sheets and destroy on the streets! This book series includes: ~No NTR! ~There is some Yuri. ~Huge harem of human and non-human women. ~Massive base building from a mansion to an entire kingdom. ~Huge battles on a scale rivaling the greatest fantasy novels ever written. ~Terryifying monsters and tense situations that add a heavy amount of horror. ~Tongue in cheek humor, toilet humor, and a healthy amount of Dad jokes. I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

Volume 1: Major Hiroki Kazo, seorang anak laki-laki berumur empat belas tahun, berambut biru perak dan memiliki mata merah seperti batu Ruby. Ia hidup bersama kakaknya Arga dan juga ayahnya di pemukiman kumuh bernama Aras. Kehidupannya biasa saja dan tampak normal sperti anak-anak pada umumnya, walaupun mereka serba kekurangan. Hingga suatu hari kakaknya memberi sebuah buku yang mengisahkan tentang sebuah Negeri dari dimensi lain bernama Porta Loka. Kazo hanya menganggap itu sebagai dongeng biasa. Sampai suatu ketika, seorang gadis berpakaian nyentrik mendatanginya dan mengatakan bahwa Porta Loka itu nyata. Dia adalah seorang Penjelajah Arya. Kazo tidak ingin percaya, sampai sebuah peristiwa besar membuatnya harus percaya bahwa Porta Loka itu nyata. Dan semenjak hari itu, kehidupan Kazo yang normal berubah total. Dirinya harus menghindari kejaran Penjelajah Arya yang terus memburunya atas perintah dari Raja negeri tersebut. Kazo lalu pergi bersama Arga dan ayahnya menuju Porta Loka, mereka dibantu oleh Edward Kyuron, Penjelajah Rania yang selama ini sudah menetap lama di Bumi. Mereka melalui banyak rintangan dan halangan oleh Penjelajah Arya yang terus memburu mereka saat melewati Verittam. Volume 2

Aryan is a descendant of a god, but unfortunately, since birth, he was raised in a low-caste family, the Sudra. Aryan grew up in a slum neighborhood called Vashara. One time Aryan met an old hermit, and it was from the mouth of the old hermit that Aryan knew that he was an outcast child of gods. The hermit asked Aryan to go to the land of Purbha. Searching for Vidyatama, the Nine Dragon Gates, finding the ruins of the Ancient Kingdom of Prayanagara. Thus, began the adventures of Aryan who eventually became Abdideva, the strongest mage ever.

Synopsis The world is in chaos after massive portals, known as the Gates of Olympus, opened, unleashing titanic monsters, Giants lbelieved to be remnants of ancient myths—the Titans, The giants & Various Mythical monsters. These colossal beings wreak havoc on humanity, with only a select few capable of opposing them. These gifted individuals, called Celestials, wield powers granted by fragments of divine artifacts. Jin Shang, a powerless orphan, dreams of joining the Celestials to protect humanity but is rejected time and again. Despite his limitations, his determination and strategic mind make him a valuable companion to his group of friends—until they betray him. Captured and thrown into the Labyrinth of Perdition, a maze designed by the gods to imprison demons and lost souls, Jin Sang faces certain death. But within the labyrinth, he discovers an ancient and forbidden power—the essence of Erebus, the primordial god of darkness. With the ability to command shadows and manipulate the fears of his enemies, Jin Sang begins his harrowing journey to survive the labyrinth. Each step in the labyrinth reveals hidden truths about the Titans, the gods, and the betrayal of his friends. With newfound powers fueled by vengeance, Jin Sang vows not only to escape the labyrinth but also to bring justice to those who left him for dead.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

In a world where strength is measured by the beasts you command, only a few ever reach the peak — and even fewer survive the journey beyond it. Aether was just an orphan in a forgotten city, someone with no family, no background, and no future. During the Beast Contract Ceremony, everyone expected him to fail… or at best obtain a weak creature. Instead, he formed a contract with what appeared to be the most useless beast of all — a Fire Pup. But what no one knows is that Aether possesses a power that should not exist. His beasts can evolve without limit. While others struggle for years and risk their lives to gather rare materials, Aether’s beasts grow stronger simply by fighting beside him. As he rises through factions, battles powerful enemies, and unlocks ancient evolutions, the truth about his mysterious origin slowly begins to surface. Hidden bloodlines. A sister imprisoned by the rulers of evolution. And a secret tied to the legendary Ascension Gates that connect three universes. What begins as the journey of a forgotten orphan soon becomes something far greater. Because the Fire Pup that everyone mocked… Was destined to become a Hell Cerberus. And Aether was never meant to be ordinary. He was meant to become the Beast Monarch. ---

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

A decade ago, the first dungeon gates appeared, but some vanished before they were ever conquered. The MC, a low-rank hunter, awakens the Lost Gate System, granting him access to these forgotten dungeons where legendary monsters and artifacts are trapped. Each completed lost gate grants him absurd power, but also reveals terrifying truths—these dungeons are prisons for ancient beings who want revenge.