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Elizabeth (aka Liz): an attractive young lady, smart, career-driven, self-sufficient, wants to save the world (one surgery at a time). Maximilian (aka Max): hot, smart, rich, playboy, who loves to party! What happens when Liz and Max meet due to an accident? Their personalities are clashing but persistent accidents keep pulling them together. An accident: an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. ... Mature content! 18+ … Excerpt from the story... Max was confused. "Aren't you appalled by my words? Offended? Why are you still here and not running to your place?" Liz shrugged. "Last night you promised no lies. And I hope that you are comfortable enough with me to say what is on your mind. No matter if you are gay or not, the fact that I feel safe with you will not change. Unless you do something to prove me wrong." Max was surprised by this logic. But then he remembered the deal they made: he will not lie, no games and he will treat her with respect… and she believes him. "You want to know what is on my mind?" He decided to try his luck: "I want to kiss you." Liz frowned for a second while thinking about how to respond. Then she craned her neck and pointed at her cheek. "Here." Max was not sure if he should laugh or cry. "That is not the kiss I was going for." "That is the only one you will get. Take it or leave it." Max is not silly to miss an opportunity. "I will take whatever you are willing to give me." ... This is a heartwarming story that will make you all warm and fuzzy while you laugh and sigh... --- Thank you for reading! ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: - "Is this Destiny?" - "Amara - Reunion" - "The Supreme Alpha" - "The Alpha's Bride"

To escape the reach of her parasite family, Su Qiqi was forced to embark on a path of blind dates. She thought she would settle for an ordinary man, never expecting her husband to be a lucky charm for her. What's even more unexpected was her husband turned out to be a billionaire CEO. Su Qiqi was furious that she had been deceived. She asked, "Can this marriage be annulled?" Jin Muchen, the arrogant CEO of the Jin family, replied, "The Jin family has never had a divorce, only widows." Su Qiqi said, "Mr. Jin, you ruined your reputation."

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〈Korean Webnovels〉 Taekwondo instructor Jeong Da-eun needs hundreds of millions of won to keep her comatose brother alive—so she signs on at the neighborhood errand shop for a paid arranged marriage. Across the table waits the boy who made her teenage years hell, Ju Seong-ha, ready to put a ring on her.

#CONTENUADULTE #ÉROTISME #SIGNEDALERME #INFANTILE Lisez les 10 premiers chapitres. Je vous mets au défi de ne pas tomber amoureux. --- Tout le monde dans la vie de Penny Willard avait une chose à dire : "Tu n'es pas assez bien." Son ex ? "La graisse repousse les gens, en plus tu es laide, pourquoi pensais-tu que je voudrais de toi ?" Sa sœur ? "Regarde-moi, Penny. Bien sûr que Chris m'a choisie. Je suis tout ce que tu n'es pas." Sa propre mère ? "J'aurais préféré que tu ne sois jamais née." Son beau-père ? "Tu es une erreur. Une tache sur cette famille." Les domestiques chuchotaient derrière les portes closes... "Elle n'est que le produit d'un viol qui a ruiné la vie de sa mère." Mais ensuite il est apparu. Le fou. Le monstre. Celui que tout le monde craignait. Et il l'a appelée Pingouin. Son Pingouin. Sa vie. Sa raison d'être. Son obsession. --- Le jour où Penny pensait avoir enfin trouvé l'amour, elle a découvert que son fiancé, Chris Adkins, était déjà marié... à sa petite sœur, Ariana. Avant qu'elle puisse digérer cette trahison, une autre bombe est tombée. Elle était déjà mariée. À un homme qu'elle n'avait jamais rencontré auparavant... Un homme caché du monde... Un homme si dangereux qu'ils ont effacé son existence de tous les registres... Osvaldo Adkins. La bête en cage dans le penthouse. Instable, froid et dangereusement séduisant. Et absolument, follement obsédé par sa nouvelle épouse. Ce qui a commencé comme une trahison s'est transformé en amour. Penny en avait assez de pleurer sur son stupide ex. Elle était prête à recommencer et à leur faire ravaler leurs paroles. Elle n'est plus la fille potelée et maladroite que tout le monde harcelait. Elle est le génie anonyme derrière des découvertes qui ébranlent le monde. Une scientifique prodige. Un médecin. La femme sur qui tout le monde compte secrètement. Et maintenant ? Elle veut se venger. Elle fera étouffer Ariana avec ses mensonges. Elle fera souhaiter à Chris de n'être jamais né. Et elle mettra le monde à feu, avec un fou qui vénère le sol sur lequel elle marche. --- Qui a dit que la fille ronde ne peut pas être une fantasme ? Qui a dit que la fille terne ne peut pas être l'héroïne de l'histoire ? Regardez-la s'élever, tomber amoureuse, et brûler tous les ponts qui l'ont retenue. --- Ce n'est pas une histoire d'amour ordinaire. C'est chaud. C'est désordonné. Et ça va vous ruiner. Au moment où vous pensez avoir tout compris, d'autres rebondissements se dévoileront qui vous détruiront. Notre personnage masculin est plein de signaux d'alarme, possessif, n'hésite pas à tuer ceux qui blessent son Pingouin. Il l'a fait d'innombrables fois et adore sa petite Pingouin de tout son être. Ce roman est rempli de scènes très érotiques. Préparez-vous, et soyez prêts pour un voyage plein d'aventures.

[Warning: Mature content/R18] Jack Morris lived for desire. As a notorious stripper in an exclusive women-only nightclub, he indulged in secret affairs and forbidden pleasures — especially with married women. But his thrill-seeking life ended the moment he got caught with the wrong wife. ‎ ‎Death wasn’t the end. ‎ ‎Reborn as Druski Hart, Jack awakens with a mysterious system known as S.E.X ONLINE — a twisted program that feeds on lust and rewards him with real money, influence, and intoxicating power for every sinful act he commits. ‎ ‎------------------------ ‎[Welcome to S.E.X ONLINE, host] ‎ ‎[Name: Druski Hart] ‎ ‎[Age: 24] ‎ ‎[Level: 0] ‎ ‎[Body count: 0] ‎ ‎[scenes: 0] ‎ ‎[Rank: 0] ‎------------------------- ‎What begins as a dream turns into an obsession. With every woman conquered, every porn scene shot, and every desire fulfilled, Druski climbs higher — turning sex into wealth and wealth into dominance. ‎ ‎Druski must build his own Adult Empire — one seduction at a time — before the cost of his desires consumes him completely. ‎ ‎----------------------------- ‎Additional tags ‎ ‎✓Smut/R18 ‎✓Harem ‎✓Game elements|Stats|Quests ‎✓Smart MC ‎------------------------- ‎(Release schedule) ‎ 2 chapters per day https://discord.gg/Q5yNMy3HQ

It is a collection of some of the best adult stories that were available on the internet and some I wrote, so the credit goes to them and a little to me, so enjoy while it's still work or flow...

I'm Kenny Clark, German Descent. This is Miami, city of paradise, the City of Sin. Socialites packed in, drug lords running loose. This is the world of money and power, the realm of guns and death. This is the playground for opportunities and adventurers, the abyss of despair and helplessness. I'm just a kid from the chaotic slums. Until one day, fate underwent a dramatic change. My VR game turned into reality! My life has become one game instance after another! I can get everything! Passing the game instance, my physical fitness improves and I can gain countless abilities. Lock picking, piano, hand-to-hand combat, shooting... Until I'm standing at the top of the human pyramid. Wealth, power, women, they'll all become my prey.

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W