mom licks my ass story

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I'm not sure what the specific'my mom duck my ass story' is. It could be some very personal or made - up family - related story within a particular context.

Aww, that's so sweet. It probably means your dog loves you a great deal. Dogs often lick faces as a form of endearment.

Well, it could be a really cute story. Maybe your dog was showing affection. It might have been excited to see you and licking your hand was its way of greeting you.

No. It's not a common type of story at all. Normal stories usually involve more relatable and positive or at least understandable human experiences, not such strange and potentially inappropriate - sounding actions.

Once there was a mom who loved baking. She would often make delicious cakes and pies for her family. Because she tasted all her creations, over time, she put on some weight, especially around her hips and buttocks. But her family didn't mind at all. Her children thought she was the warmest mom ever as she would always have a big smile and hugs to offer, along with those scrumptious treats.

Maybe it's a story about a mother protecting someone (me) from a duck that was getting too close to their behind. It could be a childhood memory where the mother was acting quickly to keep the duck at bay.

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One interpretation could be that it's a humorous way of saying the mom is really fond of the child's self - confidence. Maybe the child has a bold attitude and the mom admires that, which could be playfully put as 'loving their ass'.

I'm not sure specifically what a'mom big ass story' is as it could be a very personal or made - up story within a particular context. It might be a story related to a mother with some sort of situation involving her posterior, but without more information, it's hard to say.