super funny embarrassing stories

"Rascal, I'm going out to do something, so I can't take care of you any more. You can go down the mountain and have fun. But if you can't find someone who matches your Innate Pure Yang Body in three years, you're finished!" These were the last words the old man, who was Yang Luo's teacher, threw to him before he vanished. Meanwhile, having mastered most of his master's skills, Yang Luo went down the mountain and took his first step into civilization for the first time in years. With his unparalleled medical and martial arts, he sets forth on a journey, befriending new allies and crushing all the enemies that stand in his way, as he attempts to resolve his Pure Innate Yang Body constitution, and cultivate to the top of the world!

"Nakal, aku akan pergi keluar untuk melakukan sesuatu, jadi aku tidak bisa menjagamu lagi. Kamu bisa turun gunung dan bersenang-senang. Tapi jika dalam tiga tahun kamu tidak bisa menemukan seseorang yang cocok dengan Tubuh Yang Murni Alami kamu, kamu selesai!" Itulah kata-kata terakhir yang dilempar pria tua, yang merupakan guru Yang Luo, sebelum dia menghilang. Sementara itu, setelah menguasai sebagian besar keterampilan gurunya, Yang Luo turun gunung dan menginjakkan kaki pertama kali ke dalam peradaban setelah bertahun-tahun. Dengan keterampilan medis dan seni bela diri yang tak tertandingi, ia memulai perjalanan, berteman dengan sekutu baru dan menghancurkan semua musuh yang menghalangi jalannya, saat ia berusaha untuk menyelesaikan konstitusi Tubuh Yang Murni Alami-nya, dan mengolah hingga puncak dunia!

In the magnificent interstellar era, mankind has finally developed teleport technology, but when trying to teleport, they are not sent to the future, the past, or any land known to men... This mysterious space is called God’s Sanctuary, where lived numerous unknown creatures. Here, humans will make the greatest leap in their evolution to create the most glorious epoch in history. "Sacred-blood creature black beetle killed. Beast soul of sacred-blood black beetle gained. Eat the meat of sacred-blood black beetle to gain 0 to 10 geno points randomly."

Na magnífica era interestelar, a humanidade finalmente desenvolveu a tecnologia de teletransporte, mas quando tentam se teletransportar, não são enviados para o futuro, o passado, ou qualquer terra conhecida pelos homens... Este misterioso espaço é chamado Santuário de Deus, onde habitam inúmeras criaturas desconhecidas. Aqui, os humanos farão o maior salto em sua evolução para criar a época mais gloriosa da história. "Criatura de sangue sagrado besouro preto morta. Alma fera de besouro preto de sangue sagrado adquirida. Coma a carne do besouro preto de sangue sagrado para ganhar de 0 a 10 pontos geno aleatoriamente."

"Encrenqueiro, vou sair para fazer algo, então não posso mais cuidar de você. Você pode descer a montanha e se divertir. Mas se você não encontrar alguém que combine com seu Corpo Puro Yang Inato em três anos, você estará acabado!" Essas foram as últimas palavras que o velho, mestre de Yang Luo, lançou a ele antes de desaparecer. Enquanto isso, tendo dominado a maioria das habilidades de seu mestre, Yang Luo desceu a montanha e deu seu primeiro passo na civilização pela primeira vez em anos. Com suas inigualáveis habilidades médicas e artes marciais, ele parte em uma jornada, fazendo novos aliados e esmagando todos os inimigos que se colocam em seu caminho, enquanto tenta resolver sua constituição de Corpo Puro Yang Inato e cultivar até o topo do mundo!

She was born into an affluent family, but she was swapped at birth and got a different life. She grew up in a village. Just as she got the opportunity to transform her life, it got taken from her, and she was forced into a marriage to trade for a marriage for her mentally-challenged big brother. In the end, she died tragically. Gu Yan thought that if she could be reborn, she would make those who had bullied and insulted her regret everything! After being reborn with a superpower, her life became quite different. “With both the medical skill and the superpower, wastrels, shiver for me!” “Also you, handsome boy, I saved your life; shouldn’t you pledge to marry me?” Lu Ye smiled naughtily. “Of course. Just tell me, Yanyan, how many times do you want me to pledge per night?”

"Coquin, je vais sortir pour faire quelque chose, donc je ne peux plus m'occuper de toi. Tu peux descendre de la montagne et t'amuser. Mais si tu ne trouves pas quelqu'un qui correspond à ton Corps Inné Pure Yang en trois ans, tu es fini!" Ce sont les derniers mots que l'ancien, qui était le professeur de Yang Luo, lui jeta avant de disparaître. Pendant ce temps, ayant maîtrisé la plupart des compétences de son maître, Yang Luo descendit de la montagne et fit son premier pas dans la civilisation pour la première fois en des années. Avec ses compétences médicales et ses arts martiaux inégalés, il se lance dans un voyage, se liant d'amitié avec de nouveaux alliés et écrasant tous les ennemis qui se dressent sur son chemin, alors qu'il tente de résoudre sa constitution de Corps Inné Pure Yang, et de cultiver jusqu'au sommet du monde!

In der großartigen interstellaren Ära hat die Menschheit endlich die Teleporttechnologie entwickelt, aber wenn man versucht, sich zu teleportieren, wird man weder in die Zukunft, noch in die Vergangenheit, noch in ein den Menschen bekanntes Land geschickt... Dieser geheimnisvolle Raum wird Gottes Heiligtum genannt, in dem zahlreiche unbekannte Kreaturen leben. Hier werden die Menschen den größten Sprung in ihrer Evolution machen, um die glorreichste Epoche der Geschichte zu schaffen. "Heilig-Blut-Kreatur Schwarzer Käfer getötet. Tierseele des Schwarzkäfers mit geheiligtem Blut erlangt. Iss das Fleisch des Schwarzkäfers mit geheiligtem Blut, um zufällig 0 bis 10 Geno-Punkte zu erhalten."

Dans la magnifique ère interstellaire, l'humanité a finalement développé la technologie de téléportation, mais lorsqu'ils essaient de se téléporter, ils ne sont pas envoyés dans le futur, le passé, ou sur une terre connue des hommes... Cet espace mystérieux est appelé le Sanctuaire de Dieu, où vivent de nombreuses créatures inconnues. Ici, les humains feront le plus grand bond dans leur évolution pour créer l'époque la plus glorieuse de l'histoire. "Scarabée noir à sang sacré tué. Âme de bête du scarabée noir de sang sacré acquise. Mangez la viande du scarabée noir de sang sacré pour obtenir de 0 à 10 points de geno aléatoirement."

"He is the entertainment king who is in charge of everything. Been single for years, he had zero scandal. One day, a woman and a girl turned his life upside down. The little cutie held him tight, not letting go. ""Handsome uncle, you look very much like the daddy I have lost for many years!"" Huo Yunshen felt depressed. “Me? Daddy?!” The little cutie proudly pulled her mommy over, ""Mommy, I have found a long-term meal ticket for you, handsome and gullible."" Xu Xiyan smiled at the elegant man. Recalling the accident five years ago, his face sank. ""How dare you steal my DNA?"" She laughed. ""Not steal, just borrow!"" The man took her in his arms and warned in a dangerous tone, ""Woman, should I get what’s mine back, with interest?"" She stood on her toes. ""Yeah, how about another baby?"""