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The Pathfinder Journeys, Arc 1: The Auction of Stars

The Pathfinder Journeys, Arc 1: The Auction of Stars

Captain Bub Stellar thought he knew how the galaxy worked. Humanity had been exploring the stars for decades, establishing colonies, meeting alien species, building a future among the cosmos. It was dangerous work, but honest work—expanding civilization one system at a time. Then everything Stellar believed turned out to be a lie. The Confluence isn't humanity's ally. It's humanity's master. For four thousand years, this ancient empire has ruled the galaxy, harvesting species, crushing resistance, and maintaining control through deception and overwhelming force. And Earth's leadership knows. They've always known. When Stellar discovers the truth during what should have been a routine mission, his world shatters. Worse, he learns that his grandfather—lost seventy years ago and presumed dead—is alive. Changed. Enslaved by The Confluence and turned into something barely human. Suddenly, following orders means complicity in oppression. Staying silent means betraying everyone who ever trusted him. And rescuing his grandfather means stealing Confluence prisoners, defying Earth command, and starting something that could either liberate humanity or doom it. Now branded a traitor and hunted by forces on both sides, Stellar races toward New Titan—a remote colony that might become the birthplace of resistance. Behind him: everything he was. Ahead: a war against an empire that's never lost. Some truths, once learned, cannot be unlearned. Some fights, once started, cannot be abandoned. Even when the enemy has been winning for four thousand years.
Sci-fi
32 Chs
What are the most memorable pathfinder funny stories?
One memorable Pathfinder story was when our group entered a haunted mansion. The bard in our party thought it would be a great idea to sing a spooky song to set the mood. Well, he was so into it that he didn't notice a real ghost floating right behind him. When he finally turned around and saw it, he let out a scream that was louder than any spell we had ever heard. It was so funny to see his bravado disappear in an instant.
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2024-12-05 18:44
Can you share some funny pathfinder stories?
Sure. There was a pathfinder who got lost in a forest but ended up finding a hidden waterfall. He thought he was completely off track but it turned out to be the most beautiful discovery. He sat there for hours just enjoying the view before finding his way back to the main path.
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2024-11-01 12:28
Can you share some pathfinder funny stories?
In a Pathfinder adventure, our party had to cross a rickety bridge over a deep chasm. Our barbarian, who was a bit overconfident, decided to run across it. Halfway through, the bridge started to break. He ended up hanging on for dear life while the rest of us were trying not to laugh. He finally managed to pull himself up, but not without a lot of grumbling about the 'flimsy bridge'.
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2024-12-05 05:37
Are Pathfinder books stories or games?
Pathfinder books can be both. They often contain elements of both story and game mechanics to provide an immersive experience for readers/players.
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2024-10-14 03:45
What makes funny Pathfinder comics so appealing?
The humor in them is what does it. They have witty dialogues and crazy situations that always crack you up.
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2025-08-17 19:19
What are some of the best pathfinder stories?
In some great pathfinder stories, the pathfinders are on a mission to rescue a kidnapped noble. They follow a series of cryptic clues across different kingdoms. They encounter all kinds of challenges like political intrigue, false leads, and dangerous assassins. But their determination and intelligence see them through to save the noble.
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2024-11-08 20:28
Share some Pathfinder horror stories.
One Pathfinder horror story could be about a cursed dungeon. Adventurers entered it, thinking it was just an ordinary exploration. But as they went deeper, strange noises filled the air. The walls seemed to close in on them, and they started seeing apparitions of past victims. They were constantly under attack from unseen forces, and their magic seemed to fail at crucial moments. It was a nightmare they barely escaped from.
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2024-11-26 08:36
What are the Uso Pathfinder success stories?
The Uso Pathfinder might have had success in collaborative efforts. It could have worked well with other devices or teams on the ground. This cooperation could have enhanced the overall efficiency of the mission. Maybe it provided real - time data that was used by other entities to make important decisions. Also, if it was part of a series of exploration projects, it could have set a good example for future Pathfinder - like devices in terms of its design, functionality, and mission outcomes.
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2024-12-09 02:50
What is Pathfinder Game Collector of Stories?
It could be a game related to the Pathfinder system that focuses on collecting stories. Maybe it's a special edition or a particular gameplay mode within the Pathfinder universe.
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2024-11-15 18:53
What are some interesting free pathfinder stories?
One interesting free pathfinder story could be about a young pathfinder's first adventure in a mysterious forest. He discovers a hidden grove filled with magical creatures.
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2024-11-05 19:55
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