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funny mall security stories

Can you share some funny mall security stories?
Sure. Once a mall security guard chased a shoplifter who was running with a big box. The shoplifter tripped over his own untied shoelace and the box flew open, revealing a bunch of stuffed animals. It was so funny that the guard couldn't help but laugh instead of being stern right away.
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2024-11-10 14:07
What are some of the most hilarious mall security stories you've heard?
I heard about a security guard who mistook a mime for a real thief. The mime was just doing his act near a store, but the guard didn't realize it and tried to arrest him. The mime put up a 'silent' struggle which made the whole situation even funnier.
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2024-11-10 17:42
Share some funny mall santa stories.
Once, a little girl asked the mall Santa for a pony. When Santa said it might be a bit difficult, she then pulled out a long list of very specific pony requirements, like it had to be pink with a purple mane. Santa was so flabbergasted he just laughed.
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2024-12-10 21:47
What are the most memorable funny shopping mall stories?
A memorable one was when a group of teenagers decided to have a mini - fashion show in the middle of the mall using the clothes from a clearance rack. They were posing and walking the 'runway' while the store clerks just watched in amusement.
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2024-11-29 05:17
What are the most memorable funny mall santa stories?
A memorable one was when a toddler saw the mall Santa and got so excited that he ran towards Santa but tripped on his own feet and landed right at Santa's feet. Santa picked him up and said it was a special flying entrance. The toddler just giggled.
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2024-12-08 11:47
Can you share some funny mall stories?
Sure. Once I saw a little kid trying to ride one of those coin - operated toy cars in the mall. But he was so small that he couldn't reach the pedals properly. His dad had to run beside the car, pushing it forward while the kid was happily turning the steering wheel, thinking he was driving all by himself.
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2024-11-20 14:14
Share some funny airport security stories.
I heard about a lady who had a live chicken in her bag. She thought she could sneak it through security as it was a small, quiet chicken. But of course, the security scanner picked it up. She then tried to convince the security staff that it was her emotional support chicken, but they had to confiscate it anyway.
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2024-11-18 02:09
Can you share some funny shopping mall stories?
Sure. One time I saw a little kid trying on adult sunglasses that were way too big for his face. He was strutting around like a movie star, and it was so hilarious. Everyone around was laughing.
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2024-12-01 10:26
Can you share some funny security stories?
In a small store, a security camera was set up to watch the cash register. One day, a cat that lived in the store climbed onto the counter right in front of the camera. It then started to play with the pen used for signing receipts. It batted it around, knocked things over, and generally made a mess all while being recorded. The store owner found it very funny when he reviewed the footage later, and it became a funny security story shared among the staff.
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2024-10-24 19:32
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