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Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?
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Funny toilet stories: What are some funny things that happened in the toilet?
There was this instance where my friend accidentally locked herself in the toilet at a restaurant. She was panicking and trying to get out while we were all laughing outside. Eventually, the staff had to help her out. It was really funny seeing her flustered face when she finally came out.
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2024-12-08 06:52
Funny toilet stories: Have you ever had a really funny encounter in a toilet?
Yes. I once went into a toilet and found that someone had left a really strange note on the mirror. It said 'If you can read this, you're too close to the mirror'. It made me chuckle.
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2024-12-08 12:46
What are some funny public toilet stories?
Once I was in a public toilet and there was a sign on the door that said 'Out of Order' but someone had written 'Order has been restored by the Toilet Fairy' below it. It made me laugh out loud.
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2024-11-08 03:49
Tell me some flooded toilet funny stories.
Once, my little brother thought the toilet was a magic portal for his toys. He flushed so many small toys down that it eventually flooded. We found his action figures floating around, and his face was priceless when he realized what he'd done.
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2024-11-22 05:01
Are there any funny teen girl pooping in toilet stories?
Sure. There was a teen girl who thought she could hold it until she got home. But on the bus ride, the urge became too strong. She had to run off at the next stop and into a nearby coffee shop's toilet. She was so flustered that she accidentally locked herself in and had to call for help after she was done.
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2024-11-23 17:42
What are some examples of funny toilet not gross stories?
I remember going to a hotel where the toilet had a self - closing lid that made a really funny whooshing sound. Every time someone used it, we would laugh at the sound. It was like a little entertainment in the bathroom.
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2024-12-05 18:27
Why are toilet cartoon funny?
Toilet cartoons can be funny because they often play with unexpected or exaggerated situations related to toilets, which catches people's attention and makes them laugh.
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2025-06-07 01:44
Why are toilet cartoons funny?
Toilet cartoons can be funny because they often play with unexpected and absurd situations related to bathrooms.
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2025-08-03 04:46
Can you share some funny holiday toilet stories?
Once during Christmas, my family had a lot of guests. The toilet paper roll in the bathroom ran out while someone was in there. They had to call out for help in a really funny, embarrassed voice. It was quite a laugh when we realized what was going on.
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2024-11-18 09:18
Funny clogged toilet stories. Can you share some?
Sure. A friend of mine once flushed a large wad of chewing gum down the toilet. It clogged it up so badly that the water wouldn't go down at all. He was so embarrassed when he had to tell his parents what he had done. They had to use a plunger for ages before it finally got unclogged.
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2024-11-20 05:14
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