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During an internal Navy hearing, the top brass conducted a serious inquiry into Rogers Daren, the so-called "scum of the Marines" and Admiral of the North Blue. "You’ve had improper relations with royal princesses and noble ladies from multiple North Blue kingdoms?" "I call it showing care for the people." Marines High Command: … "How do you explain the absurdly high salaries of the North Blue Marines under your command?" "Well, with what the HQ pays, how else do you expect them to risk their lives?" Marines High Command: (ーー`) "Why is the North Blue fleet equipped with technology from Germa?" "That’s just military-civilian cooperation. Germa 66 was moved by my sense of justice." Marines High Command: (○_○) "And how do you explain the unusual deaths of a Celestial Dragon in the North Blue?" Daren sighed. "A maritime accident… truly unfortunate. I personally express my deepest condolences." Marines High Command: (._.?) And so begins the story of a rebellious, unorthodox Marine.

After accidentally transmigrating into Douluo Dalu and becoming Ning Rongrong, the little princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda Clan, how will she—armed with knowledge of the original plot—make the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda even greater? Join Shrek Academy? No, no—perhaps there’s another choice… --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam

“The world is always wrong.” After surviving high school with my cynical wit and a complete lack of romantic progress, I—Hikigaya Hachiman was ready to live a peaceful, uneventful life. No youth, no drama, no forced social interaction. That dream came to a crashing halt when I somehow woke up in a world where horse girls—yes, literal girls with horse ears and tails—race professionally while chasing their dreams. And apparently… I’m now their trainer. Me. The guy whose idea of teamwork is "doing everything myself to avoid dealing with people." Special Week smiles at me like I’m her hero. Tokai Teio asks for advice like I have wisdom. Mejiro McQueen demands a training plan like I know what I’m doing. Spoiler: I don’t. But every race pulls me deeper. Every tear, every laugh, every finish line crossed… I start to understand these girls. Maybe... just maybe... This world isn’t as wrong as I thought. A loner, a realist, and a former Service Club ghost becomes the heart of a new team. This is the story of how I, Hikigaya Hachiman, became the most reluctant—and possibly the most effective—Uma Musume trainer this world has ever seen. ---------------------------- Unlock the next 30 chapters at p@treon

From mosquito to Star God. From the Previous Era to Honkai: Star Rail. This is a path of non-human evolution, a path of empire establishment, spanning the Honkai Universe. The first half is pure異獸 - Honkai Previous Era (the pure Honkai storyline ends here); The interlude will be a Genshin Impact short story (the author's nonsensical prophecies); The second half will be Honkai: Star Rail (a story of the interstellar cosmos, various Neta, and a few elements from the Honkai Current Era).

After being isekai'd to Nagazora City in the Honkai-verse and realizing it's early 2014—right before the outbreak of the 3rd Honkai Eruption—Lin Yu chooses his path. If the grind doesn't kill you, then grind until you die. "My precious Honkai, today, I'm going to out-grind you to death!" Day 2 in the Honkai-verse. System: [Host, you have budding young ladies here like the Tuna, the Herrscher of Thunder (Mei), and Bronya, as well as captivating, mature women like Himeko and Cocolia—] "Shut up. Do not disturb my dao heart." Even though I out-grinded the Herrscher of Thunder, it's not enough. Keep grinding. Day 40 in the Honkai-verse. Today I out-grinded Chiyou, but it was just a kill-steal. Not enough, keep grinding. Day 85 in the Honkai-verse. Today I cut the life-drained Kevin in half, but it's still not enough. Keep grinding. Day 115 in the Honkai-verse. Although Otto has been vanquished, he died without the chance to become a false god, so it is what it is. Keep grinding. Day 236 in the Honkai-verse. After grinding for eight months, Lin Yu stood in the Sea of Quanta, gazing at the Cocoon of Finality before him, a slight smirk playing on his lips. "Yo, Cocoon, are you ready?" "Now, it's my turn to 'embrace' you!" Note: This is a translation. Original name is "人在崩坏，这个旁白不对劲". All credit goes to the original author. Changed Lin Yu -> Leo Ash (Completion Note: This translation concludes the Honkai Impact 3rd story arc. The original work extends into Honkai: Star Rail, but those chapters are not yet included.)

I suddenly woke up in the Marvel Universe with tens of millions in inheritance. Life was great—until I remembered the purple potato who would wipe out half the population. Fortunately, I got a golden finger that lets me travel between worlds. Unfortunately… the other side is DC, a place even scarier than Marvel! Against gods, demons, and superheroes, my cheat is useless. So how can I survive in these two deadly universes? Simple—by relying on my wife to protect ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

Yuta traveled through the world of the Shinigami and started out as a commoner in Rukongai. He thought it would be a hellish beginning, but he didn’t expect to awaken the power of understanding and fight his way forward. Eventually, he joined the Shino Academy and began his invincible journey. 【You practice spiritual pressure, experience the process of converting external spiritual energy into your own spiritual pressure, comprehend its mysteries, and create your own cultivation method: "Swallowing Heaven and Devouring Earth."】 【You have a dialogue with the depths of your soul, understand the origin of your own power, and gain insight.】 【You train in swordsmanship, observe three thousand falling leaves, and grasp the Falling Leaf Sword Technique.】 【You analyze the method of casting Hadō and master the ninety-ninth level spell: "Five Dragons Transform into Destruction."】 Aizen: "As long as Yuta joins my ranks, there will be no rival left before us." Yamamoto: "Yuta deserves the title of the strongest Shinigami." Yhwach: "Should Yuta choose to stand at my side, I would gladly name him the first under the Soul King." Unohana: "Yuta stands at the peak of swordsmanship…" Yoruichi: "Hmm… Stop rubbing my tail without asking." READ 45+ ADVANCED CHAPTER AT MY P@TREON! FOR ONLY 10$ at [email protected] /Zaneninjacat

Baron Durin Edward, an Earthling transmigrated into an unfamiliar world devoid of technology, finds himself bored and out of place. Determined to bring excitement and culture to this realm, he decides to film an anime live-action series, aiming to entertain and revolutionize the era. With creativity and determination, Durin challenges tradition, introduces the vibrant world of anime, and sparks a cultural renaissance in a world desperate for change. Films: -Konosuba -Goblin Slayer -Fate Zero -The Garden Of Sinners and etc. --------- If you want to read advance chapters ahead. Visit my patreon: patreon.com/EggZy

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"Kurohane! That's the seventh drug dealer you've put behind bars this week!" A thin wisp of smoke still curled from the remnants of the last villain's cremated ashes, the one who had met his end under the barrel of Kurohane's gun. Just imagine, two hundred and fifty grams of bullet fragments lodged in that drug lord's body! "We're S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, not members of the National Narcotics Board!" A loud thud startled the room. Nick Fury, the Director, slammed the file in his hand onto the desk in a fit of rage, his one eye piercing sharply at the Asian man before him. His raised voice was a clear indication of his burning anger. His bald, dark head gleamed like a salted egg ready to be cracked open. "Next time, Director," Kurohane's voice was cold yet filled with conviction, "I'll switch to a weapon with a larger caliber. One that can directly... obliterate the target."