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Traveling back to the Yahiko period within the Akatsuki organization, Byakuya initially sought to escape swiftly to avoid becoming a victim of the rise of Pain. However, he unintentionally acquired a system bound to the Akatsuki organization. This system offered rewards as long as the Akatsuki organization grew and developed. To prevent the Akatsuki organization from being obliterated, Byakuya had to take charge of guiding its development, steering it onto a completely different trajectory. When Hanzo and Danzo joined forces to crush the Akatsuki organization, they were astonished to discover its newfound strength, capable of challenging even the Hidden Rain Village. Many years later, the five major ninja nations were taken aback to find that the Akatsuki organization had quietly subverted the entire ninja world, emerging as the uncrowned king of the shinobi realm. All of this was thanks to the man concealed deep within the Akatsuki organization. === I don’t own anything in the novel and English isn’t my primary language. I could rely on feedback to improve myself. Don't ask about Harem since even I don't know yet. Romance would be decided for later. Read advance chapters here: https://www.patreon.com/OberonLA

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time!

Transmigrating into the desert of the Land of Wind in the Naruto World. Unaware of the situation, Kyo was bounded with [The Hollow King System] right from the start. He then gains initial Spiritual Pressure, along with Ichimaru Gin’s Zanpakutō, Shinsō. Connecting this to the surrounding desert environment, Kyo immediately deduces that this place might very well be the world of Hueco Mundo in the Bleach World! Believing he was such in an extremely dangerous place, to avoid becoming a meal for the Menos Grande, Kyo chooses to stay in the system's hidden territory and train, living a life of seclusion. Until one day, ten years later. Two individuals appear beside him, one after another. One calls himself Sasori of the Red Sand, audaciously declaring his intention to turn Kyo into a puppet just like the Third Kazekage. The other calls herself Konan, here to recruit members for the Akatsuki… Kyo: "???" --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are 50+ more chapters there. Also Check Out My Other Novels.

A transmigrator arrives in the Naruto world as the last surviving orphan of the persecuted Hōzuki clan. Under the alias Oboro , he joins the Akatsuki organization and awakens the Super "Many Children, Many Blessings" System. The more wives, concubines, and descendants he has, the greater and more powerful the rewards he receives. While teamed with Konan on a mission to Sunagakure, he rescues Karin’s mother along the way, takes her as a concubine, and is rewarded with the Flying Thunder God Technique. He successfully impregnates Konan and receives the Mangekyō Sharingan as a reward. He infiltrates Konoha to abduct Yūhi Kurenai, saves Kushina Uzumaki during the Nine-Tails incident, claims the future Mizukage Terumī Mei from Kirigakure, and intercepts Mikoto Uchiha on the night of the Uchiha massacre… As his harem grows larger, the rewards become increasingly extraordinary. Before he knows it, Oboro has become the strongest man in the world, and the Hōzuki clan has risen to become the most powerful clan in the entire ninja world. Gazing at the large stack of "Pregnancy Cards" in his inventory, Oboro flashes an evil, charming smile: “I wonder… would these work on the Ōtsutsuki clan as well?” This is a Translational Story.

*I owe nothing in relation to Naruto. Born within a warring nation, grown within the harsh reality, and groomed—forcibly—as the man of steel. Is he a human or a monster? Both, perhaps. Nevertheless, the man treads forth. His name is Akashi, the leader of the world’s shadow… Akatsuki.

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time! This book may have been translated before, but I have translated more chapters and have currently reached Chapter 161. Please visit my Patreon page to read new chapters every day. Patreon.com/02Fanworks

After traveling to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization by claiming to be from the future, becoming its sole strategist. He begins with a brilliantly unorthodox plan: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the Five Great Ninja Villages to collect their toilet paper, thereby elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami. The scheme leaves the entire Akatsuki organization stunned. Konan: "Do you have any strategies that are... less unsavory?" Bai Mo: "I've heard your Paper Ninjutsu is perfect for disguise?" Konan: "Mm." Bai Mo: "Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them across the Five Great Nations, and let the world feel pain every time they wipe. Art is an explosion!" Pain and Deidara: ? Bai Mo: "Sasuke, if you truly crave power, just take a sip of Naruto's 'milk'." ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

He traveled to the world of Naruto and became a member of the Akatsuki organization. He accidentally awakened the template of [Yamamoto Genryusai Shigekuni] and obtained the strongest Zanpakutō Ryujin Jakka. As long as you get enough sin points, you can continuously unlock templates. Thus, a killing god holding a Zanpakuto appeared in the ninja world. Tsunade: “Jiraiya… was killed by him… I must avenge Jiraiya with my own hands!” Uzumaki Naruto: “Hinata has been captured by him for a month. I don’t know how she is doing now.” Uchiha Obito: “Let this guy catch the tailed beast, and he almost kills it every time.” Danzo: “That guy is going to attack Konoha? I’ll retreat first, Tsunade, you hold on!” Join now and start binge-reading today! patreon.com/NovelsWorld

When she opened her eyes, she had inexplicably returned to twenty years ago, the first day of the apocalypse escape. "Classmate, you're a Superpower User, right? How about considering joining our special operations squad?" Looking at the man opposite her with sparkling, charming eyes, Xie Ning heartlessly refused: "Thanks, I have a team." "Ah, what team do you have?" "No team." "Right, you're beautiful, so whatever you say is right. How about this, you join our squad, and I will accompany you through wind and rain, and go through fire and water with you to clear dungeons and kill monsters." "Every single day, year after year?" "Mhm! I will work hard to make money, and only for you. How does that sound?" Xie Ning: ... After being reborn, her small Space has turned into a large, mobile villa, and she originally just wanted to live her own quiet little life in peace. Never did she expect to attract such a clingy, devilishly charming man. Question: How does one heartlessly and coldly reject a charmer? Waiting online for an answer, it's quite urgent...

Reborn into the past, Zhao Nuanyue is no longer willing to be morally blackmailed by her so-called relatives and be a puppet at their mercy. She will use her own abilities to protect her younger brother and personally take revenge for her past life. Her benefactor from her past life is in a coma, and she voluntarily becomes a bride to ward off bad luck, becoming his wife. What was a solo fight transforms into a tag-team takedown, crushing those cruel, malicious bitches and scumbags from her past life! That man: "Whoever bullies you, I'll kill them!" That woman: "No need. Just dote on me. I'll take care of trashing the scum myself!"