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Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time!

Traveling back to the Yahiko period within the Akatsuki organization, Byakuya initially sought to escape swiftly to avoid becoming a victim of the rise of Pain. However, he unintentionally acquired a system bound to the Akatsuki organization. This system offered rewards as long as the Akatsuki organization grew and developed. To prevent the Akatsuki organization from being obliterated, Byakuya had to take charge of guiding its development, steering it onto a completely different trajectory. When Hanzo and Danzo joined forces to crush the Akatsuki organization, they were astonished to discover its newfound strength, capable of challenging even the Hidden Rain Village. Many years later, the five major ninja nations were taken aback to find that the Akatsuki organization had quietly subverted the entire ninja world, emerging as the uncrowned king of the shinobi realm. All of this was thanks to the man concealed deep within the Akatsuki organization. === I don’t own anything in the novel and English isn’t my primary language. I could rely on feedback to improve myself. Don't ask about Harem since even I don't know yet. Romance would be decided for later. Read advance chapters here: https://www.patreon.com/OberonLA

Transmigrating into the desert of the Land of Wind in the Naruto World. Unaware of the situation, Kyo was bounded with [The Hollow King System] right from the start. He then gains initial Spiritual Pressure, along with Ichimaru Gin’s Zanpakutō, Shinsō. Connecting this to the surrounding desert environment, Kyo immediately deduces that this place might very well be the world of Hueco Mundo in the Bleach World! Believing he was such in an extremely dangerous place, to avoid becoming a meal for the Menos Grande, Kyo chooses to stay in the system's hidden territory and train, living a life of seclusion. Until one day, ten years later. Two individuals appear beside him, one after another. One calls himself Sasori of the Red Sand, audaciously declaring his intention to turn Kyo into a puppet just like the Third Kazekage. The other calls herself Konan, here to recruit members for the Akatsuki… Kyo: "???" --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are 50+ more chapters there. Also Check Out My Other Novels.

A transmigrator arrives in the Naruto world as the last surviving orphan of the persecuted Hōzuki clan. Under the alias Oboro , he joins the Akatsuki organization and awakens the Super "Many Children, Many Blessings" System. The more wives, concubines, and descendants he has, the greater and more powerful the rewards he receives. While teamed with Konan on a mission to Sunagakure, he rescues Karin’s mother along the way, takes her as a concubine, and is rewarded with the Flying Thunder God Technique. He successfully impregnates Konan and receives the Mangekyō Sharingan as a reward. He infiltrates Konoha to abduct Yūhi Kurenai, saves Kushina Uzumaki during the Nine-Tails incident, claims the future Mizukage Terumī Mei from Kirigakure, and intercepts Mikoto Uchiha on the night of the Uchiha massacre… As his harem grows larger, the rewards become increasingly extraordinary. Before he knows it, Oboro has become the strongest man in the world, and the Hōzuki clan has risen to become the most powerful clan in the entire ninja world. Gazing at the large stack of "Pregnancy Cards" in his inventory, Oboro flashes an evil, charming smile: “I wonder… would these work on the Ōtsutsuki clan as well?” This is a Translational Story.

*I owe nothing in relation to Naruto. Born within a warring nation, grown within the harsh reality, and groomed—forcibly—as the man of steel. Is he a human or a monster? Both, perhaps. Nevertheless, the man treads forth. His name is Akashi, the leader of the world’s shadow… Akatsuki.

After traveling to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization by claiming to be from the future, becoming its sole strategist. He begins with a brilliantly unorthodox plan: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the Five Great Ninja Villages to collect their toilet paper, thereby elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami. The scheme leaves the entire Akatsuki organization stunned. Konan: "Do you have any strategies that are... less unsavory?" Bai Mo: "I've heard your Paper Ninjutsu is perfect for disguise?" Konan: "Mm." Bai Mo: "Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them across the Five Great Nations, and let the world feel pain every time they wipe. Art is an explosion!" Pain and Deidara: ? Bai Mo: "Sasuke, if you truly crave power, just take a sip of Naruto's 'milk'." ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time! This book may have been translated before, but I have translated more chapters and have currently reached Chapter 161. Please visit my Patreon page to read new chapters every day. Patreon.com/02Fanworks

My name is Uchiha Kurō, and I’m a transmigrator. Unlike other transmigrators, I don’t have a system or any cheat abilities. My talent is only slightly above average. At first, I thought I could use my knowledge of the future to climb straight to the top of life. Unfortunately, because I wasn’t strong enough, I hit walls everywhere. I couldn’t stop Uchiha Obito, the friend I grew up with, from falling into darkness. I also failed to prevent the Nine-Tails’ attack. Then, as I watched Uchiha Itachi grow up year by year, I realized the coming Uchiha massacre was getting closer and closer. So, in the most honest and survival-focused way possible, I chose to run. However, not long after I defected, I just so happened to run into Uchiha Obito, who had already gone completely off the deep end. To save my own life, I exposed his identity and used our old friendship to join the Akatsuki. In a certain sense, I managed to avoid the disaster of the massacre night. But just as I was preparing to quietly grow stronger in the shadows, using my knowledge of the future to find myself a way out, I suddenly realized that things were not developing the way I expected at all. Obito: “I will create a world where Kurō can smile from the heart!” Asuma: “How could someone as good as Kurō possibly defect?! No matter how I think about it, this is all your fault, Dad! “Kurō… Kurō is the man who could have become my father!” Naruto, accompanied by the souls of his parents: “Those troublemakers in Konoha just need a beating! If they won’t listen, you hit them until they do!” Kurō: “Wait, what? What the hell is going on here?”

A mission gone wrong sends military doctor Han Lei tumbling through time, straight into the arms of a fallen Prince in a war-torn era. With a bizarre excuse to keep a doctor by his side, the battle-scarred general finds himself completely undone by her soft words and gentle hands. Han Lei's wish is to earn silver and marry a strong man. The Prince’s wish is to seek development and marry a gentle wife. Two people, four desires, who will bend first? --- She's a dignified modern woman who crossed through time. How could she stand by and let these ancient fools bully her husband? He's a national hero, yet nearly got himself killed over that damn loyalty of his. She asks him: "What are you thinking?" He answers: "My heart is dead, you know what I am thinking." She curls her lips, turns to leave a sentence: "Then what are you waiting for? Go do him now!"

She crashed her cheating fiancé's wedding in mourning attire and walked out with a marriage certificate from the most dangerous man in the city. Sparkle Gold thought she had it all: a booming agency, a loving fiancé, and a rising-star cousin she raised with her own hands. Then she woke up in a car speeding toward the ocean and overheard the two people she trusted most plotting her death. She survived. She kept the evidence. And she showed up at their wedding to reveal the truth! What she didn't expect? The owner of the Sanctus—cold, ruthless billionaire Evan Saint—dragging her straight to the marriage bureau. "You wrecked my banquet hall. Consider this your payment plan." Now publicly married to a man she once chased ten years ago, Sparkle has a new mission: destroy the people who stole her company, reclaim her place in the entertainment industry, and win Best Actress. --- He married her for leverage. She stayed for revenge. Neither expected to fall.