akatsuki funny fanfic

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time!

Traveling back to the Yahiko period within the Akatsuki organization, Byakuya initially sought to escape swiftly to avoid becoming a victim of the rise of Pain. However, he unintentionally acquired a system bound to the Akatsuki organization. This system offered rewards as long as the Akatsuki organization grew and developed. To prevent the Akatsuki organization from being obliterated, Byakuya had to take charge of guiding its development, steering it onto a completely different trajectory. When Hanzo and Danzo joined forces to crush the Akatsuki organization, they were astonished to discover its newfound strength, capable of challenging even the Hidden Rain Village. Many years later, the five major ninja nations were taken aback to find that the Akatsuki organization had quietly subverted the entire ninja world, emerging as the uncrowned king of the shinobi realm. All of this was thanks to the man concealed deep within the Akatsuki organization. === I don’t own anything in the novel and English isn’t my primary language. I could rely on feedback to improve myself. Don't ask about Harem since even I don't know yet. Romance would be decided for later. Read advance chapters here: https://www.patreon.com/OberonLA

Transmigrating into the desert of the Land of Wind in the Naruto World. Unaware of the situation, Kyo was bounded with [The Hollow King System] right from the start. He then gains initial Spiritual Pressure, along with Ichimaru Gin’s Zanpakutō, Shinsō. Connecting this to the surrounding desert environment, Kyo immediately deduces that this place might very well be the world of Hueco Mundo in the Bleach World! Believing he was such in an extremely dangerous place, to avoid becoming a meal for the Menos Grande, Kyo chooses to stay in the system's hidden territory and train, living a life of seclusion. Until one day, ten years later. Two individuals appear beside him, one after another. One calls himself Sasori of the Red Sand, audaciously declaring his intention to turn Kyo into a puppet just like the Third Kazekage. The other calls herself Konan, here to recruit members for the Akatsuki… Kyo: "???" --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are 50+ more chapters there. Also Check Out My Other Novels.

*I owe nothing in relation to Naruto. Born within a warring nation, grown within the harsh reality, and groomed—forcibly—as the man of steel. Is he a human or a monster? Both, perhaps. Nevertheless, the man treads forth. His name is Akashi, the leader of the world’s shadow… Akatsuki.

After traveling to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization by claiming to be from the future, becoming its sole strategist. He begins with a brilliantly unorthodox plan: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the Five Great Ninja Villages to collect their toilet paper, thereby elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami. The scheme leaves the entire Akatsuki organization stunned. Konan: "Do you have any strategies that are... less unsavory?" Bai Mo: "I've heard your Paper Ninjutsu is perfect for disguise?" Konan: "Mm." Bai Mo: "Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them across the Five Great Nations, and let the world feel pain every time they wipe. Art is an explosion!" Pain and Deidara: ? Bai Mo: "Sasuke, if you truly crave power, just take a sip of Naruto's 'milk'." ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time! This book may have been translated before, but I have translated more chapters and have currently reached Chapter 161. Please visit my Patreon page to read new chapters every day. Patreon.com/02Fanworks

My name is Uchiha Kurō, and I’m a transmigrator. Unlike other transmigrators, I don’t have a system or any cheat abilities. My talent is only slightly above average. At first, I thought I could use my knowledge of the future to climb straight to the top of life. Unfortunately, because I wasn’t strong enough, I hit walls everywhere. I couldn’t stop Uchiha Obito, the friend I grew up with, from falling into darkness. I also failed to prevent the Nine-Tails’ attack. Then, as I watched Uchiha Itachi grow up year by year, I realized the coming Uchiha massacre was getting closer and closer. So, in the most honest and survival-focused way possible, I chose to run. However, not long after I defected, I just so happened to run into Uchiha Obito, who had already gone completely off the deep end. To save my own life, I exposed his identity and used our old friendship to join the Akatsuki. In a certain sense, I managed to avoid the disaster of the massacre night. But just as I was preparing to quietly grow stronger in the shadows, using my knowledge of the future to find myself a way out, I suddenly realized that things were not developing the way I expected at all. Obito: “I will create a world where Kurō can smile from the heart!” Asuma: “How could someone as good as Kurō possibly defect?! No matter how I think about it, this is all your fault, Dad! “Kurō… Kurō is the man who could have become my father!” Naruto, accompanied by the souls of his parents: “Those troublemakers in Konoha just need a beating! If they won’t listen, you hit them until they do!” Kurō: “Wait, what? What the hell is going on here?”

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?