akatsuki funny fanfic

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time!

Traveling back to the Yahiko period within the Akatsuki organization, Byakuya initially sought to escape swiftly to avoid becoming a victim of the rise of Pain. However, he unintentionally acquired a system bound to the Akatsuki organization. This system offered rewards as long as the Akatsuki organization grew and developed. To prevent the Akatsuki organization from being obliterated, Byakuya had to take charge of guiding its development, steering it onto a completely different trajectory. When Hanzo and Danzo joined forces to crush the Akatsuki organization, they were astonished to discover its newfound strength, capable of challenging even the Hidden Rain Village. Many years later, the five major ninja nations were taken aback to find that the Akatsuki organization had quietly subverted the entire ninja world, emerging as the uncrowned king of the shinobi realm. All of this was thanks to the man concealed deep within the Akatsuki organization. === I don’t own anything in the novel and English isn’t my primary language. I could rely on feedback to improve myself. Don't ask about Harem since even I don't know yet. Romance would be decided for later. Read advance chapters here: https://www.patreon.com/OberonLA

Transmigrating into the desert of the Land of Wind in the Naruto World. Unaware of the situation, Kyo was bounded with [The Hollow King System] right from the start. He then gains initial Spiritual Pressure, along with Ichimaru Gin’s Zanpakutō, Shinsō. Connecting this to the surrounding desert environment, Kyo immediately deduces that this place might very well be the world of Hueco Mundo in the Bleach World! Believing he was such in an extremely dangerous place, to avoid becoming a meal for the Menos Grande, Kyo chooses to stay in the system's hidden territory and train, living a life of seclusion. Until one day, ten years later. Two individuals appear beside him, one after another. One calls himself Sasori of the Red Sand, audaciously declaring his intention to turn Kyo into a puppet just like the Third Kazekage. The other calls herself Konan, here to recruit members for the Akatsuki… Kyo: "???" --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are 50+ more chapters there. Also Check Out My Other Novels.

*I owe nothing in relation to Naruto. Born within a warring nation, grown within the harsh reality, and groomed—forcibly—as the man of steel. Is he a human or a monster? Both, perhaps. Nevertheless, the man treads forth. His name is Akashi, the leader of the world’s shadow… Akatsuki.

After traveling to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization by claiming to be from the future, becoming its sole strategist. He begins with a brilliantly unorthodox plan: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the Five Great Ninja Villages to collect their toilet paper, thereby elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami. The scheme leaves the entire Akatsuki organization stunned. Konan: "Do you have any strategies that are... less unsavory?" Bai Mo: "I've heard your Paper Ninjutsu is perfect for disguise?" Konan: "Mm." Bai Mo: "Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them across the Five Great Nations, and let the world feel pain every time they wipe. Art is an explosion!" Pain and Deidara: ? Bai Mo: "Sasuke, if you truly crave power, just take a sip of Naruto's 'milk'." ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Makoto joined the Akatsuki using his identity as someone from the future, becoming the organization's one and only Strategist. Right from the start, he proposed a heaven-defying strategy that shocked the Akatsuki. Have Zetsu infiltrate the private restrooms of the Five Kage. Collect their hemorrhoid blood and sanitary waste Black Zetsu: "…You want me to steal what?" Makoto: "Pass it to Hidan. He sits in a circle, stabs himself, and we hold the world hostage overnight. Zero casualties, maximum profit." Konan: "Is there a less disgusting plan?" Makoto: "I hear your God's Origami Technique is excellent for disguise, right?" Konan: "Yes." Makoto: "Disguise Exploding Tags as toilet paper and sell them throughout the Five Great Nations. When they go to wipe their butts, let the world know pain. Art is an explosion!" Pain, Deidara: "?" From trolling Kakashi into almost committing suicide to turning Kisame into an improv actor, Makoto is rewriting the ninja world's history one cigarette at a time! This book may have been translated before, but I have translated more chapters and have currently reached Chapter 161. Please visit my Patreon page to read new chapters every day. Patreon.com/02Fanworks

My name is Uchiha Kurō, and I’m a transmigrator. Unlike other transmigrators, I don’t have a system or any cheat abilities. My talent is only slightly above average. At first, I thought I could use my knowledge of the future to climb straight to the top of life. Unfortunately, because I wasn’t strong enough, I hit walls everywhere. I couldn’t stop Uchiha Obito, the friend I grew up with, from falling into darkness. I also failed to prevent the Nine-Tails’ attack. Then, as I watched Uchiha Itachi grow up year by year, I realized the coming Uchiha massacre was getting closer and closer. So, in the most honest and survival-focused way possible, I chose to run. However, not long after I defected, I just so happened to run into Uchiha Obito, who had already gone completely off the deep end. To save my own life, I exposed his identity and used our old friendship to join the Akatsuki. In a certain sense, I managed to avoid the disaster of the massacre night. But just as I was preparing to quietly grow stronger in the shadows, using my knowledge of the future to find myself a way out, I suddenly realized that things were not developing the way I expected at all. Obito: “I will create a world where Kurō can smile from the heart!” Asuma: “How could someone as good as Kurō possibly defect?! No matter how I think about it, this is all your fault, Dad! “Kurō… Kurō is the man who could have become my father!” Naruto, accompanied by the souls of his parents: “Those troublemakers in Konoha just need a beating! If they won’t listen, you hit them until they do!” Kurō: “Wait, what? What the hell is going on here?”

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

Reborn alongside her son, Chen Xiaobao, Chen Momo learns from the mistakes of her past life and starts a frantic hoarding spree. To survive, the mother-and-son duo each put their skills to use in the apocalypse. The lively little Chen Xiaobao quickly wins everyone's heart, and Chen Momo finds love of her own in the apocalypse too...

Feng Qing, a top surgeon from the 21st century, wakes up in a body no one wants — married off to Rong Ling, the most powerful Regent in Dayan, a man who makes it abundantly clear: "Do you think you're worthy of marrying this king? Foolish." While he keeps his distance, she keeps herself busy, saving lives with medical knowledge centuries ahead of its time, collecting debts from those who wronged the original body's owner, and planning her exit strategy. Later, he became the New Emperor— "Qing Qing, from now on, you are my Empress." "Not interested."