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“Young man, I can tell from your skeletal structure that you have an extremely rare talent. You must be a one in a million prodigy in the martial arts. Now that the Blue Planet has ascended, mutant beasts are ravaging our homes, and foreign species are invading our land, our people are in grave danger. Here, I have an [Infinite Demon God Physique Training Method], I’ll give it to you for just two dollars. You shall be entrusted with the mission of maintaining world peace.” Xu Lingyun was touched. He said, “I can’t believe that you can actually see my true potential. Here’s four dollars, no need to give me change.” The scammer took the money, left him a fake secret training manual, and left feeling content. Xu Lingyun brought the secret manual home. He slapped the cover of the book. Instantly, the aged, tattered book started emanating a magnificent array of lights. An ancient and powerful aura filled the air, dominating the stars and piercing through the age. A fake? Oh please, in front of me, there is no such thing as “description may not match the actual item, please see the actual item”.

Luo Feng, accompanied by the Sector Beast Morosa, had passed through reincarnation and arrived at the Land of Origin....

When the ancient Towers descended, humanity’s fate was rewritten. Those who entered could gain power, wealth, and authority beyond imagination. But only a rare few awakened true talents capable of changing their destiny. Qin Yuheng, heir of a fallen ancient family, stood before the Awakening Stone and received the result everyone feared. Talentless. To the world, his path had ended before it even began. But hidden from every eye, another power awakened within him — a forbidden ability that could evolve anything the Tower rewarded. Weak fruits became heaven-defying treasures. Ordinary chests became ancient inheritances. Low-level rewards became stepping stones toward absolute power. Behind him stood a family burdened by forgotten glory, sealed wounds, and enemies waiting in the shadows. Before him rose the endless Tower of Origin. And Qin Yuheng would not merely climb it. He would evolve every reward, break every limit, and uncover the truth buried at the peak of the heavens.

[UNDER ONGOING HEAVY REVISION AND PLEASE VISIT THE AUXILIARY CHAPTERS FOR IMPORTANT DETAILS. I'M SO SORRY FOR THIS.] Two past lives. Two bitter endings. Yang Lujia is reborn into a ruthless new universe—a world where cultivators must literally write themselves into existence to survive. Across his two past lives, he was a teacher. This time around, his role—still a teacher, a master. Then, an ancient system awakens and gives him a single mission: “Accept disciples.” As Yang Lujia gathers those rejected, betrayed, and forgotten by fate, he begins building a legacy that may one day shake every Archive in existence. In a universe where the weak are written by fate and the strong write themselves into existence, what kind of legacy will be left behind by the one who teaches others how to hold the quill? --- Copyright 2022 THEFIRESPEAKS

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Buy me a Coffee ☕ https://buymeacoffee.com/Shadow_Knight_AK ______ Luo Feng, accompanied by Boundary Beast Morosa, traversed reincarnation and arrived at the Origin Continent… The Origin Continent is the origin of the three-thousand-dimensional Universe Oceans. Each Ocean has an Original Universe and a Reincarnation Channel, and the three-thousand-dimensional Ocean is also the foundation of the prosperity of the Origin Continent. The sky of the Origin Continent is vast and deep, with 'stars' shining brightly. These 'stars' are actually the Miniature Universes of its residents, with the most terrifying stars being the Miniature Universes of the God Kings. The Law of Chaos can be clearly sensed, unlike in the Original Universe. Beings born on the Origin Continent can usually become True Gods. There are also strange beasts that the God Kings allow to occupy most of the territory of the continent. Cultivators from all races kill these beasts and collect their body materials as resources for cultivation. While the beasts can become incredibly powerful due to their bloodline, they are less intelligent than the cultivators. Beasts who reach the God King level are generally kept in captivity by the other God Kings. Those born on the Origin Continent has various special bloodlines in their blood, allowing them to follow the Bloodline Cultivation Method to reach the Primal Chaos Sovereign level. Author: I Eat Tomatoes Wo Chi Xi Hong Shi 我吃西红柿 Disclaimer: This is not my original work. I translate official Chinese novel into English and I do not take any credit for it. All credit goes to this novel's official author “I Eat Tomato.” If you are the official publisher of this novel and you want to remove it then I will remove it immediately. Please support the author at: https://m.qidian.com/book/1039391177/ Have a nice day.

Born from the forbidden union of a Dragon and a Phoenix, Zhen Long was cursed from the moment he entered the world. Rejected by both races and branded a bastard, he was taken from his mother and delivered into the hands of the Dragon Clan. Believing they would protect him, his mother entrusted them with her only son. Instead, they betrayed her. For years, the Dragon Clan drained his blood, seeking the secrets hidden within his unique Dragon-Phoenix bloodline. Fearing the monstrous potential growing inside him, they sealed him within the Eternal Frozen Prison, a place where even time seemed frozen. But fate had other plans. Deep beneath the ancient ice slept the Origin Stone, a relic left behind by the First Origin Dragon, the ancestor of all dragons. Awakened by Zhen Long's blood, the stone bestowed upon him a legendary inheritance containing ancient cultivation arts, supreme spear techniques, alchemy, forging, and the power to command Ice, Flame, and Space. Escaping the prison that was meant to be his tomb, Zhen Long steps into a world that wants him dead. The Dragon Clan fears him. The Phoenix Clan despises him. Ancient enemies covet his inheritance. As forgotten secrets emerge and hidden realms open, Zhen Long will forge his own path with spear in hand, uncover the truth behind his parents, rescue his imprisoned mother, and rise beyond the limits of dragons and phoenixes. For the day will come when the bastard abandoned by the world returns... And the heavens themselves tremble before the Origin Dragon Sovereign.

Twin Brother & Sister died after experiencing the acrimony of the World.  However, fate had something else stored for the pair. Somehow a God name Lust God was mysteriously reborn within the Boy's body and discovered something which left him awestruck! Completely forgetting about the mystery of his Rebirth the Lust God then discovered another anomaly within the dead body of the Boy's twin Sister.  Afterward, it finally stuck him... This is the Story of the Lust God who was born into a world that was filled with real monsters in human clothing! Follow him throughout his journey which is filled with Blood, Debauchery, Schemes, and most importantly Lust... _____ [Warning: Adult Content!] 

Join Lu Yin on an epic journey across the Universe, pursuing the truth and tragedy of his past. This is a world of science fantasy where the older generations step back and allow the young to take charge of affairs. Heart-wrenching separations, terrifying situations, all with comic relief that will leave you coming back for more. This is a world where the other characters actually matter, and are revisited frequently as their own lives unfold. Dotting Lu Yin’s path are monumental feats of kingdom-building and treacherous political situations where he must tread carefully if he wants to get to the truth of his history.

After reaching the legendary Realm of Space-Time and witnessing the destruction of everything he cherished, Krishak is reborn on Earth before the Great Awakening. Armed with the knowledge of countless lifetimes, he could easily become the strongest cultivator alive. But strength alone failed him once before. This time, instead of raising a single powerhouse, he will raise an entire civilization. By spreading cultivation to the masses, nurturing disciples from every path, and merging technology with spiritual cultivation, Krishak leads humanity toward a future that even the cosmos has never seen. Because the strongest individual can protect a city. But a strong civilization can challenge the heavens themselves.