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[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

Manu was never meant to survive. After a ridiculous death, he awakens inside a deadly survival game where monsters, betrayals, and hidden conspiracies rule the world. Armed with a mysterious System and nothing but his instincts, Manu enters a brutal trial where even talented warriors struggle to survive. While powerful teams rely on strength, Manu relies on intelligence, patience, and ruthless survival tactics. But the deeper he climbs, the more secrets he uncovers. A destroyed town. A forgotten sacrifice. Academies competing for dominance. And a hidden force manipulating everything from the shadows. Now enrolled in Sun Academy, Manu must prove that even the weakest student can outsmart the strongest hunters. Because in this world... Survival is not decided by power. It is decided by who can think one move ahead.

After an unremarkable life ends in the most cliche way possible: involving a truck. A painfully average guy wakes up in a vibrant fantasy world filled with magic, monsters, and the promise of adventure. There's just one problem. Instead of gaining a legendary sword, ancient magic, or even a decent skill... He's partnered with a sentient, beatboxing toilet. "Skibidi dop dop yes yes." Dubbed a "Cheat Companion" by a mysterious system, Skibidi looks ridiculous, sounds ridiculous... and might actually be absurdly overpowered. From launching goblins into trees to hinting at locked abilities far beyond comprehension, this bizarre entity could be the key to surviving a world where danger lurks behind every glowing bush. Caught between confusion and cautious optimism, our reluctant hero sets out to explore this new life; learning how the world works, how his strange companion works, and most importantly, how to stay alive long enough to figure out why this is the power he was given. Because in a land of swords and sorcery... Sometimes your greatest weapon is the one that makes absolutely no sense. A chaotic isekai adventure filled with absurd humor, unexpected action, and the strangest partnership ever summoned.

Rei, is the usual college graduate, with a crappy job, and an abusive boss, with nothing going as he planned after graduating from college, suddenly dies in an accident, Just when he thinks life will be better in another world, where he can finally find happiness, he gets reincarnated as a toilet, Not surprised by his luck, he aims to live the best laid-back life he can this time around, even if he stays as a toilet.

"After your tasty soup I am not moving my butt of the toilet. That soup had milk in it. I am allergic to milk, and now after suffering a horrible death on the toilet I myself was reincarnated as a toilet". The main protagonist Vadim, an Otaku must navigate a tricky cyberpunk new world as a Toilet! Will he piss and shit himself? Or will he actualy manage to achieve something? Find out by reading!

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Takushima's erotic life novel

In a world where the threat does not come from demons… but from filth. Heidelberge — an independent Purificator, who takes on jobs to cleanse what humans dare not face. Bathrooms no one wants to enter. Germs that have evolved into demons. And Domains of waste that grow far beyond control. Armed with weapons from his personal arsenal, and bound by a time limit of only a few minutes, he will prove that sanitation is humanity’s last line of defense. This is not a story about a hero. It is the story of someone who “scrubs the world clean.”

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"