funny drug addict stories

Eighteen years ago, she saved his life. Eighteen years later, he gave his heart to her. He asked her if she was willing to be sexually abstinent for the rest of her life, yet he kept her busy day and night. To the public, he’s sexual impotent, but only she knows how sexually passionate he is. In his special way, he let the entire world that she was his one and only!Eighteen years ago, she saved his life. Eighteen years later, he gave his heart to her. He asked her if she was willing to be sexually abstinent for the rest of her life, yet he kept her busy day and night. To the public, he’s sexual impotent, but only she knows how sexually passionate he is. In his special way, he let the entire world that she was his one and only!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Warning: Dark and mature themes: explicit sex, heavy angst, non-detailed abuse, trauma, violence, and intense emotional tension. Please read with caution. Choi Yujun- born into power but cursed with a 'weakness'. The only son of the Choi family is born an omega, born an embarrassment to a bloodline of strong and pure alphas. At a party, a violent attack from a mutual enemy exposed Yujun’s secret in front of his family’s sworn enemy, Hwang Jaehyun, Yujun prepares for humiliation and blackmail, offering himself to be used by the Alpha in order to protect himself from his own family Instead of the humiliation...Hwang Jaehyun does the unthinkable... The rival who is supposed to destroy him, becomes his drug, his shield, his forbidden comfort. Together they fight to bring down the people who made Yujun bleed…together they bleed in the face of betrayals, trials and "Don't you realize? I'm a Choi, I am cursed and I am sick" Yujun says with deep angish, "then use me, Yujun-ah, use me like a drug" Jaehyun response came out raw and desperate, his alpha swearing it.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

What if monsters, magic, other-worldly beings, and even gods existed? Adventure. This one word has driven Leon for as long as he could remember. With his passion, he has never stopped striving to be the adventurer he heard from the stories his parents told him as a kid. The way people split seas with a stroke of a sword or the glorious tales of heroes who slew demons and even challenged the gods. However... there is one issue. He is extremely weak for an adventurer, oftentimes mistaken as a normal person, though he never gave up. After accepting a job from his guild with the boring tier of 'F'. His boring-looking mission will change Leon's life as well as the fate of the rest of the world. Most gods are inspired by real-life mythology. Side romance including prime-tier waifu. Cover credit to az_sven

Paul, known as Cedar in the virtual world of Harbinger’s Call, has finally achieved his long-sought glory by winning the world's first raid race. After years of dedication and relentless pursuit, he stands triumphant, only to be blindsided by betrayal. Overnight, leaked messages and scandalous stories flood the internet, transforming Paul from a revered role model to a pariah despised by the Harbinger’s Call community. Before he even wakes up the next day, his guild drops him from their roster, he is blacklisted from elite gaming communities, and he faces exile from the player base. Paul is left shocked and bewildered, realizing that his ruthless climb to the top has earned him many enemies eager to see his downfall. Desperate to salvage his reputation and rebuild shattered friendships, Paul dedicates weeks to making amends. Just as he begins to find his footing, he is inexplicably transported to a familiar yet mysterious room, signaling the start of a new, unexpected journey. In a world where digital fame can turn into infamy overnight, Paul must navigate betrayal, redemption, and the quest for a second chance. Will he reclaim his place as a hero in Harbinger’s Call, or will he be forever lost to the shadows of his past mistakes? Hope you enjoy!

Esyara Gezila Mahjong Wanita cantik berusia tujuh belas tahun yang hanya tinggal dengan ayah, Alfaruk Mahjong yang bekerja di dunia kepolisian menjabat sebagai detektif profesional. Ibu Esya, Agitama Mahjong, telah meninggal karena sakit paru-paru kronis yang dideritanya selama bertahun-tahun. Di kehidupannya yang membosankan juga kesepian karena dia malas bergaul dengan siapapun. Suatu hari, ketika masalah besar membuatnya nangis begitu lama. Dia memang terbiasa meluapkan isi hati lewat menangis, bahkan sampai ketiduran. Tiba-tiba ada seorang cowok tampan di kamarnya tanpa sehelai pakaian menutup tubuhnya yang gagah, atletis, dan Maco. Rambut pendeknya berantakan, berbanding terbalik dengan wajahnya yang tampan sekali. Dia tersenyum malu, menutup benda pusakanya. Disitulah awal mula kehidupan penuh warna dimulai. Setiap mengeluarkan tetesan air bening dari kedua matanya, cowok yang dipanggil Yagi itu selalu muncul tiba-tiba di hadapannya!

In a world where the international drug trade is worth billions of dollars, Draco decides that he wants a piece of that pie. Money, power, beautiful woman, private planes, Draco wants it all! Who ever said that crime doesn't pay? Draco discovers that in this world there are actually miracle drugs that can do almost anything your heart desires. These drugs can give a crippled man unparalleled strength, or give a mentally ill one superhuman intelligence. However, wouldn't it be a waste to use it on them? Draco sees his path to power, and he doesn't hesitate to take it. *-------------------------------------------------------* This is a new story I've been working on for a while now. Give it a try, you'll probably enjoy it. In this story I guarantee that there will be great storytelling, pacing, and grammar.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!