funny drug seeking stories

Transmigrated to the Cultivation World. Initially, I thought I would have to fight those fierce cultivators to the death, struggling for the slim chance of obtaining immortality. Unexpectedly, I came equipped with an endless-lifespan panel. What should I do now that I've suddenly become ageless? "Countless living beings fight each other to the death in order to become immortal." "That's because their lifespans are limited, if they don't fight, they'll die!" "But I'm different." "If I go and fight, that's when I'll really die." "As long as I can endure and slowly cultivate, one day I'll become an immortal." This is a story of an everlasting being who endures his way to immortality in the Cultivation World.

Upon waking up, Jiang Fan became a low-level fisherman in Tonghe County, with a home empty as four walls and a stomach rumbling with hunger. Inside, he has a beautiful wife to support, and outside, he faces oppression from the Dragon King Gang and the Government, beset by internal troubles and external woes, nearly at the end of his rope. Fortunately, he awakens his Life Chart with the Great Blessings Equal to Heaven attribute: surviving great ordeals will certainly bring future happiness. As long as he gets through the tribulations, he will surely gain opportunities, with Destiny upon him. …… Millions and millions of years later, Jiang Fan looks at the pieces of Immortal Family's supreme treasures in his home, along with the Sect's Fairies, the Dynasty's Goddesses, unparalleled demon queens, and peerless fox girls about to break into a fight, he wants to cry without tears. Heavens, please don't send more, really don't send more, at this rate, the house is about to catch fire, truly can't withstand any more.

In the Divine Bizarre world, where monsters and strange beings run amok, human lives are as insignificant as grass. Having transmigrated to this world, Jia Ren just wants to rely on the Proficiency Panel to cultivate in peace. He would keep a low profile, Until he attains immortality. "Do you have any lifespan-extending Cultivation Techniques?" "The Turtle Spirit Technique, created by a Foundation Establishment Cultivator." "Not only does the Turtle Spirit Technique have a strong life-extending effect, but when combined with Turtle Spirit Ointment, it can even make up for lost years of life." "I am buying the Turtle Spirit Technique!"

Since time immemorial, demons and cultivators have engaged in an unending battle in a struggle for power. Demons have wreaked havoc, causing millions of humans to suffer—cannibalism, rape, the killing of children… But there is a particular second young master of the Qin family, Qin Yun, who abhors demons due to his past… Furthermore, he is a sword immortal, an existence that can send his flying swords out to kill enemies thousands of miles away. Enter this world filled with immortality-seeking fox fairies, river gods, water demons, great demons, and cultivators!

Yu Country, the third year of Zaiqian, Jiangnan Road, Yizhou City. Li Ang wakes up in a daze, finding some new fragments of memory in his mind which are about the life of a modern doctor who has the same name with him. He begins his journey in this ancient era, equipped with knowledge of modern medicine. Where would life lead him? "Without any income, just eating through our savings, forty-one strings of coins will only last for about half a year." "Young Master, um, actually..." Chai Cuiqiao fidgeted with the hem of her Maid Uniform, hesitating for a long time before whispering softly, "I have some private savings." "What are you thinking?" Li Ang smiled helplessly and reached out to flick her forehead lightly. "Keep that money for yourself. I'm not going to live off a maid." "I plan to reopen the clinic."

In her previous life, she was betrayed by her husband and sister, who not only drugged her and forced her into a relationship with a stranger but ultimately conspired to kill her. After being reborn, she found herself in the body of a disgraced heiress, a girl who had hidden her identity and attended school in another city. She didn't excel in lessons and was unpopular among classmates and teachers. Besides, her family, with the exception of her grandfather, disliked her very much. Therefore, in this life, she vowed to avenge not only herself but also the soul who once inhabited this body. With her rebirth, she possesses a purple bracelet that grants her superpowers. She has access to a purple secret space, which contains mysterious towers, rare elixirs, and other enigmatic treasures. As she gradually unravels the secrets behind these superpowers, the purple bracelet suddenly shatters, sparking a new set of events. Caught in a maelstrom of time and space, she embarks on an extraordinary journey filled with unforeseen adventures. Is this rebirth a mere coincidence, or is it all part of a grander, predetermined plan?

Kehilangan orang terkasih tak membuat Daniel gentar meski timnya harus dibubarkan karena kasus yang diselidikinya menuju jalan buntu. Sebuah dendam yang tercipta membuat Daniel selalu berusaha menguak sebuah kebenaran walau seorang psikopat yang harus dihadapi, nasib yang sama dialami Gladis dan membuat mereka bekerja sama untuk menemukan dalang dibalik pembunuhan mantan kekasih Daniel dan orang tua Gladis yang dibunuh secara bersamaan. Kecurigaan muncul dibenak Daniel untuk menjebak anak buahnya sendiri karena tersangka yang mereka temukan selalu saja berakhir tewas. Mungkinkah ada musuh di dalam selimut? Ataukah ada orang lain yang memang sengaja ingin mengecoh mereka sehingga tidak bisa menemukan siapa pelaku sebenarnya?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Warning: Dark and mature themes: explicit sex, heavy angst, non-detailed abuse, trauma, violence, and intense emotional tension. Please read with caution. Choi Yujun- born into power but cursed with a 'weakness'. The only son of the Choi family is born an omega, born an embarrassment to a bloodline of strong and pure alphas. At a party, a violent attack from a mutual enemy exposed Yujun’s secret in front of his family’s sworn enemy, Hwang Jaehyun, Yujun prepares for humiliation and blackmail, offering himself to be used by the Alpha in order to protect himself from his own family Instead of the humiliation...Hwang Jaehyun does the unthinkable... The rival who is supposed to destroy him, becomes his drug, his shield, his forbidden comfort. Together they fight to bring down the people who made Yujun bleed…together they bleed in the face of betrayals, trials and "Don't you realize? I'm a Choi, I am cursed and I am sick" Yujun says with deep angish, "then use me, Yujun-ah, use me like a drug" Jaehyun response came out raw and desperate, his alpha swearing it.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.