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God-Tier Fishing System

God-Tier Fishing System

Once a rising star among the disciples of Azure Origin Sect, Ethan distinguished himself as a body cultivator of unmatched potential. However, his future was abruptly shattered when he became the victim of a cruel conspiracy orchestrated by the sect's revered saintess. Falsely accused and publicly slandered, Ethan was stripped of his position as a inner disciple and exiled to the remote and ominous Tomb of Ancestors, where he was tasked with endless, dreary guard duty. Just as his life seemed destined for obscurity, Ethan’s fortunes changed. He awakened a mysterious fishing system that granted him generous rewards for completing daily fishing tasks, such as mystic elixirs, legendary weapons like the Black Chaos Sword, profound techniques such as the Divine Flame Body Building Technique, and rare artifacts including the Chaos Clock. Driven by these miraculous gifts, Ethan embarked on decades of solitary cultivation, painstakingly refining both body and mind. In time, Ethan achieved the legendary realm of unity between man and sword, his power eclipsing that of his former peers and the very sect that cast him out. Yet, as he left the Azure Origin Sect behind to seek the pinnacle of martial arts on his own terms, an unprecedented disaster befell the sect. When all hope seemed lost, the same saintess who had once wronged him came searching in desperation, tears in her eyes, and pleaded, “I am the saintess of the Azure Origin Sect, please, return to save us!”
Eastern
744 Chs
Reborn In The 90's: Saving My Siblings With A Fishing System

Reborn In The 90's: Saving My Siblings With A Fishing System

In her previous life, Han Ruochen was tricked into marriage and was forcibly made the wife of the foolish brother of her husband. She failed to escape, and her legs were broken by her cousin, Han Ziyan, who not only stole her husband but her destiny. She thought that after giving birth to a son and a daughter for the fool, she would be allowed to leave, but unfortunately, fate had other plans. She was killed by her foolish husband, who beat her up until she died, and her entire family was razed by Han Ziyan, whom they had kindly adopted. Han Ruochen hated Han Ziyan to the point that she couldn’t even close her eyes even when she died. However, when she opened her eyes, she was reborn in the nineties, before she lost everything. Armed with the knowledge of her previous life, Han Ruochen started to guard against Han Ziyan and her mother, Meng Yunhan, for she knew that Han Ziyan wasn’t her cousin but her mother’s illegitimate child! And the two of them were determined to snatch her father’s fortune and ruin her siblings to fill the pit made by Han Ziyan’s biological father. But by a stroke of luck, Han Ruochen gained a ‘Golden Finger’. Not only did her strength increase by leaps and bounds, but the sea also became her golden fishing ground. She left on an empty boat and returned with tonnes of expensive seafood. That wasn’t all. With the money and strength, she straightened her siblings and made them walk on the righteous path, where they started to respect the elders and care for the young. Thefts? Corruption? What was that? Come here and let your sister straighten you up with her fishing rod!
Fantasy
318 Chs
Can you share some funny bass fishing stories?
Sure! Once, my friend was so focused on reeling in a big bass that he didn't notice he was backing up towards the water. He tripped over a log and landed right on his behind. But he still managed to hold onto the rod and caught the fish. It was hilarious to see him sitting there in the mud with a big grin on his face and a wriggling bass in his hands.
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2024-12-05 04:21
Bass Fishing
There are many ways to fish for bass. 1. ** Bass Fishing with a Rod **: - When fishing for bass with a hand rod, the float should eat a lot of lead and the rod should not be too short. Should choose hard adjustment rod as the main, bait can be used small live fish, small mud tender and so on. 2. [Bass fishing on a boat]: Compared to fishing for bass with a hand rod on the shore, fishing on a boat was more comfortable. 3. [Luya Bass Fishing: Mainly used for freshwater bass fishing.] 4. ** Sea Bass **: - [Fishing Point Selection]: When fishing for bass, the choice of fishing point is very important. Bass often preyed on small fish and shrimps in the reef area near the shore. The seabed area around the reef, the intersection of different currents, the flowing foam area of the current, the place where there were marine plants or reefs on the seabed, the coastal dock, the intersection of the river mouth (the place where the bass laid eggs in the beginning of summer), etc. were all good fishing spots. Bass loved to fish in flowing water, so fishing in flowing water was more effective. - ** Fishing Tackle Selection **: The fishing rod is generally 4.5 or 5.4 meters long. The fishing rod should be No. 1.5 or No. 2.0. The adjustment of the fishing rod should be harder. To be equipped with wear-resistant, high-tension line, around 11 Iseki hook, fishing vessels above 3000 or special port wheels, string hook or explosive hook can be used for fishing. - ** Bait selection **: When fishing for sea bass in the coastal waters, according to its fierce nature and the characteristics of easy prey on small fish and shrimp, the bait should be fresh and live, especially small fish and shrimp. If you use live bait, try to hang it on your lips or eyes and nose to make the bait appear natural. Use its body to attract the attention of the bass. You can also use frozen bait such as squid to make bait, but the effect is worse than live bait. When choosing frozen bait, you should choose bright eyes and bright red colors. Fake bait was also a type of bait. 5. ** Bass Fishing with Sea Rod **: - Live bait fishing method: Use medium or large hooks to tie into a string of hooks. The bait can be small live fish, etc. - Dead bait fishing method: Dead bait is usually squid meat, shrimp meat, etc. After the bait hook is thrown into the fishing point, you can shake the reel to make the bait hook swim in the middle and upper waters at a certain speed. - Bait Fishing Method: Put the bait suitable for the bass on the fishing line, throw it to the fishing point, then reel in the line and drag the bait in the upper and middle layers of the water. If there is no bass to bite the hook, you can repeatedly throw and reel in the line to lure the bass to bite the hook. 6. ** Ice Bass Fishing (applicable in the north)**: Bass can still feed in the winter season. Ice fishing gear is the same as fishing pikes. The bait can be real bait or bait. 7. ** Fishing on the shore, by the dike, and on the island **: You can use a single sea rod or several sea rods to fish with double hooks, string hooks, and string bait. 8. ** Boat and string fishing **: Bass can be caught with a boat and string fishing. 9. Long Sea Rod and Long Hand Rod Towing: After hanging the bait, you can also catch bass by gently dragging the rod. 10. [Fishing under different water currents]: - When the current is fast and the bait is heavy, you can use the slow drag method to catch bass. - When the water flow was slow or the fish mouth was not good, he could use a fishing rod and a rocking wheel to continuously move the fishing rod or use the eight characters to lure the bass. When fishing on the shore, because the water is shallow, the fish can easily escape. Pay attention to the fishing line and be prepared to press the rod to lower the fish at any time. Or you can choose to walk the fish for a while and drag it ashore when it is exhausted. The novel "Watching the Moon on Fish Island" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-03-10 00:02
What are some characteristics of funny bass fishing cartoons?
They usually have exaggerated fishing situations and comical expressions of the characters. The fish might be drawn in funny shapes or sizes.
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2025-04-16 07:23
What are the most memorable funny bass fishing stories you've heard?
One story that stands out is about a fisherman who was using a new lure. He thought it was the greatest thing ever. He cast it out and immediately got a huge strike. But as he was reeling in the bass, the lure fell off. He still managed to land the fish though, and when he held it up, the fish had the lure in its mouth but not attached to the line. It was just a crazy situation.
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2024-12-03 07:01
Black Pit Night Fishing Bass
The key points of night fishing for bass in the black pit were as follows: - ** Fishing Tackle Selection **: - ** Fishing Rod **: Can be used to adjust the rod quickly or super fast. - ** Fishing Line **: It is recommended to use PE (with a lead) or carbon line, which can make the bite to the angler clearer. - [Fish Hook: For example, the tungsten steel Ned Hook has high sensitivity, high hardness, and high strength. It performs well in black pit fishing.] - ** Bait selection **: 2.5-inch and 3.5-inch shrimp baits are the first choice. Small noodle worms and fork tails also perform well. Curly tails and T-tails are not very effective (probably related to the bait fed in the original bass farm. Black pit bass prefer to bite shrimp-type bait with whiskers). - ** Manipulation Technique **: - ** Basic Operation **: After throwing the fish, slowly shake it on the spot and slowly drag it to a stop. You can also perform large jumps, small jumps, and stops according to the activity level of the Black Pit Bass. 3.5 - 5 grams of lead is enough. - [Night Fishing Special Operation: The two most effective baits are the Black Water Buzzer Bait and the Jitterbug Bait.] However, when fishing at night, you can't see the bite hook, so you can't wave the rod just because you hear the fish attack. One was to resist the urge to lift the rod. When you feel the bite, it might be the fish dragging the bait or hitting the bait, so don't be in a hurry to lift the rod. The second was to make sure that there was a fish, turn the fishing wheel to tighten the line, and wait for the fishing rod to feel a load. If you feel that you are being dragged back, then you are ready to raise the rod to lift the hook. The third was to slow down and slowly lift the fishing rod, giving the bass time to slip away with the bait in its mouth. At the same time, it could also exert pressure on the fishing line, so you don't have to swing the fishing rod vigorously. The novel "Watching the Moon on Fish Island" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-03-08 16:32
What are the characteristics of bass fishing cartoon art?
Well, usually bass fishing cartoon art showcases detailed fishing gear, beautiful water environments, and maybe some funny moments of anglers' attempts to catch the bass. It also tends to have a light-hearted and cheerful tone.
1 answer
2025-04-09 07:51
What are the main features of bass fishing cartoons?
Well, bass fishing cartoons often focus on the techniques and strategies used for fishing, as well as the thrill of the catch. They might also have characters with unique personalities and interactions while on the fishing trip.
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2025-08-26 06:15
What are some features of women bass fishing cartoons?
Often, women bass fishing cartoons focus on the excitement and challenges of the sport. They might show women competing or having fun with friends. Also, the cartoons might emphasize the importance of conservation and respecting nature while fishing.
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2025-04-09 23:03
Do you know any short funny fishing stories about kids fishing?
There was a kid fishing. He thought he caught a big fish and started shouting for help to reel it in. When it finally came out, it was just a small piece of seaweed wrapped around the hook. His over - enthusiasm was really funny.
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2024-12-06 04:50
Can you share some fishing funny stories?
Well, there was this time when a fisherman thought he had a huge catch. He struggled for ages to pull it in. When he saw it, it was a small fish with a really long seaweed wrapped around it, making it look like a giant fish. Everyone on the boat burst out laughing.
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2024-11-01 00:43
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