himym fanfic

Drew Hollis knows the yellow umbrella, the divorce, and exactly which one of them is going to die before the kids are grown. The warm future-tense voice that narrates this story to children in 2030 has been turned on him now, scoring his every move on a Coherence Meter that rewards a clean tale, not a kind one. He woke up in apartment 3B, one floor below Ted's, the funny friend nobody can quite remember, starting at twelve out of a hundred. The cruel arithmetic: the most coherent version of these lives is the canon one, the umbrella, the death, the reset to Aunt Robin. To buy these people a happier ending, he has to spend his own cleanliness without lying, manipulating, or short-circuiting anyone's choice. There is a baker named Victoria whose future reads as a blank page, because somewhere underneath the narration, Drew is the one writing it.

what if friends cast and how I met your mother lives at the same appartmen building and go to the same pub/cafe house

One night, while on his regular hunting routine, Barney suddenly becomes the hunted... Watch how Barney, the biggest, most Legendary womanizer Amongst mortals, Becomes the ultimate Vampire! This is the true meaning of The Possimpible! (reference to s4 not a typo) this fanfic is only gonna follow some of the tv episodes, updates will not be consistent ,that is unless i see special interest in it...I write this for fun, not gonna entertain toxic people... The target of this fanfic is gonna be a Harem. And there isn't going to be any NTR. I read and take every one of your comments and requests into consideration but I'll make this clear, this is my fic, you want to drop it cause you don't like something, fine by me. I get nothing even if you don't. I don't write this for money or whatever other reason you can think of, but to pass my time in a slightly better way. If it starts being more of a bother, I'm just gonna stop writing and that's it. Hope you enjoy reading it, If you don't, well, all I can probably say is don't ruin it for others... Disclaimer, i don't own the characters and the original plot.

What if Midoriya wasn't a useless piece of shit? In other words what if he had more resolve, what if he trained? What if he had the body to hold OFA right away?

[COMPLETED] Readers x Jimin. After your suicidal death Jimin came to your room and found a diary which you wrote only for Jimin, only for your Dear Chim /!\This book is pure work of fiction and has no intentions of spreading hate. /!\ This book will contain: °Short chapters. °Happy kind if sad ending. °Suicide. °Heavy angst. °No fluff. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ. NOTE: This story includes you, if you don't find it comfortable then please don't read the book I repeat DON'T READ.... (No offence in comments) Hope you like it. ENJOY!!

Mizushima Uchiha, is a renegade ninja who was recruited by Pain from Akatsuki, Mizushima was the second survivor, that Itachi Uchiha never even found him, but now Mizushima Uchicha that revenge for his parents killed by Itachi Uchiha, but there is a rock in his way , Sasuke Uchiha.

When the icy blood of the Himura family meets the flames of ambition, a story worthy of legend is born. A new member of a mysterious family, with a unique gift, challenges not only the laws of nature, but also the foundations of the society of heroes. His path is a balance between developing devastating abilities and fighting inner demons. Political intrigue, treacherous allies and hidden enemies turn every step of the hero into a battle for his own place in this world. Can he become the one to destroy the icy wall around his heart to protect those he loves? Or will family secrets and implacable enemies turn his powers against him? Immerse yourself in an epic where ice and fire, politics and battles, intrigue and sincere emotions merge into an unforgettable story about the power of choice, fate and love.

Why did Orochimaru make the choices that he did? What is the real reason behind his obsession of immortality and the Uchihas? What really happened?

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.

Accidentally bound to a quick transmigration system, Ning Yue is resistant on the surface, but inwardly, she's screaming wildly: "As long as I keep completing missions, it's equivalent to gaining eternal life, I'm going to keep transmigrating forever!" In "True and Fake Rich Daughter," she is the fake rich daughter who was abandoned. She declares, "The wealthy family abandoned me, so I will create a wealthy family of my own!" In "Era's Blessed Child," she leads her entire family to build a fortune, turning the fake blessed child into a real blessed child. In "Flourishing Age of Shengshi," having transmigrated into the Empress who was turned into cannon fodder, she simply turns the ungrateful mother and son into cannon fodder instead.