himym fanfic

Drew Hollis knows the yellow umbrella, the divorce, and exactly which one of them is going to die before the kids are grown. The warm future-tense voice that narrates this story to children in 2030 has been turned on him now, scoring his every move on a Coherence Meter that rewards a clean tale, not a kind one. He woke up in apartment 3B, one floor below Ted's, the funny friend nobody can quite remember, starting at twelve out of a hundred. The cruel arithmetic: the most coherent version of these lives is the canon one, the umbrella, the death, the reset to Aunt Robin. To buy these people a happier ending, he has to spend his own cleanliness without lying, manipulating, or short-circuiting anyone's choice. There is a baker named Victoria whose future reads as a blank page, because somewhere underneath the narration, Drew is the one writing it.

what if friends cast and how I met your mother lives at the same appartmen building and go to the same pub/cafe house

One night, while on his regular hunting routine, Barney suddenly becomes the hunted... Watch how Barney, the biggest, most Legendary womanizer Amongst mortals, Becomes the ultimate Vampire! This is the true meaning of The Possimpible! (reference to s4 not a typo) this fanfic is only gonna follow some of the tv episodes, updates will not be consistent ,that is unless i see special interest in it...I write this for fun, not gonna entertain toxic people... The target of this fanfic is gonna be a Harem. And there isn't going to be any NTR. I read and take every one of your comments and requests into consideration but I'll make this clear, this is my fic, you want to drop it cause you don't like something, fine by me. I get nothing even if you don't. I don't write this for money or whatever other reason you can think of, but to pass my time in a slightly better way. If it starts being more of a bother, I'm just gonna stop writing and that's it. Hope you enjoy reading it, If you don't, well, all I can probably say is don't ruin it for others... Disclaimer, i don't own the characters and the original plot.

What if Midoriya wasn't a useless piece of shit? In other words what if he had more resolve, what if he trained? What if he had the body to hold OFA right away?

[COMPLETED] Readers x Jimin. After your suicidal death Jimin came to your room and found a diary which you wrote only for Jimin, only for your Dear Chim /!\This book is pure work of fiction and has no intentions of spreading hate. /!\ This book will contain: °Short chapters. °Happy kind if sad ending. °Suicide. °Heavy angst. °No fluff. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ. NOTE: This story includes you, if you don't find it comfortable then please don't read the book I repeat DON'T READ.... (No offence in comments) Hope you like it. ENJOY!!

Mizushima Uchiha, is a renegade ninja who was recruited by Pain from Akatsuki, Mizushima was the second survivor, that Itachi Uchiha never even found him, but now Mizushima Uchicha that revenge for his parents killed by Itachi Uchiha, but there is a rock in his way , Sasuke Uchiha.

Why did Orochimaru make the choices that he did? What is the real reason behind his obsession of immortality and the Uchihas? What really happened?

"how could you." hinata said while crying. "well I never truly loved you. you were just a tool I used in volleyball to get to the top." replied kageyama while..... wanna know what happened keep reading to find out. I do not own the artwork or the characters. the only thing I own is the story line and plot. this fic is a lot less active and sad then my other one.

The first time Ji Huan was to be married, the groom died just as her bridal sedan chair arrived at his door. The second time Ji Huan was to be married, the groom was struck by lightning just as the auspicious hour arrived. Having been 'returned' twice, her ominous reputation spread throughout the surrounding villages, and it seemed she would be left on her family's hands. Her grandmother, who favored boys over girls, slapped her thighs and wailed, "What sins did I commit in my past life, that you can't even be sold for a single tael of silver!" Ji Huan: "...You might not believe this, but I'm destined for great fortune in the future." Yikes! There's a rule that "those who are unmarried by the age of seventeen will be assigned a husband by an official"? Not to worry, not to worry, I'll just find a fake husband to deal with it. That vagrant at the village entrance... if he cleans up, he's actually quite presentable. It'll be him!

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"