himym fanfic

Drew Hollis knows the yellow umbrella, the divorce, and exactly which one of them is going to die before the kids are grown. The warm future-tense voice that narrates this story to children in 2030 has been turned on him now, scoring his every move on a Coherence Meter that rewards a clean tale, not a kind one. He woke up in apartment 3B, one floor below Ted's, the funny friend nobody can quite remember, starting at twelve out of a hundred. The cruel arithmetic: the most coherent version of these lives is the canon one, the umbrella, the death, the reset to Aunt Robin. To buy these people a happier ending, he has to spend his own cleanliness without lying, manipulating, or short-circuiting anyone's choice. There is a baker named Victoria whose future reads as a blank page, because somewhere underneath the narration, Drew is the one writing it.

what if friends cast and how I met your mother lives at the same appartmen building and go to the same pub/cafe house

One night, while on his regular hunting routine, Barney suddenly becomes the hunted... Watch how Barney, the biggest, most Legendary womanizer Amongst mortals, Becomes the ultimate Vampire! This is the true meaning of The Possimpible! (reference to s4 not a typo) this fanfic is only gonna follow some of the tv episodes, updates will not be consistent ,that is unless i see special interest in it...I write this for fun, not gonna entertain toxic people... The target of this fanfic is gonna be a Harem. And there isn't going to be any NTR. I read and take every one of your comments and requests into consideration but I'll make this clear, this is my fic, you want to drop it cause you don't like something, fine by me. I get nothing even if you don't. I don't write this for money or whatever other reason you can think of, but to pass my time in a slightly better way. If it starts being more of a bother, I'm just gonna stop writing and that's it. Hope you enjoy reading it, If you don't, well, all I can probably say is don't ruin it for others... Disclaimer, i don't own the characters and the original plot.

What if Midoriya wasn't a useless piece of shit? In other words what if he had more resolve, what if he trained? What if he had the body to hold OFA right away?

[COMPLETED] Readers x Jimin. After your suicidal death Jimin came to your room and found a diary which you wrote only for Jimin, only for your Dear Chim /!\This book is pure work of fiction and has no intentions of spreading hate. /!\ This book will contain: °Short chapters. °Happy kind if sad ending. °Suicide. °Heavy angst. °No fluff. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ. NOTE: This story includes you, if you don't find it comfortable then please don't read the book I repeat DON'T READ.... (No offence in comments) Hope you like it. ENJOY!!

Mizushima Uchiha, is a renegade ninja who was recruited by Pain from Akatsuki, Mizushima was the second survivor, that Itachi Uchiha never even found him, but now Mizushima Uchicha that revenge for his parents killed by Itachi Uchiha, but there is a rock in his way , Sasuke Uchiha.

When the icy blood of the Himura family meets the flames of ambition, a story worthy of legend is born. A new member of a mysterious family, with a unique gift, challenges not only the laws of nature, but also the foundations of the society of heroes. His path is a balance between developing devastating abilities and fighting inner demons. Political intrigue, treacherous allies and hidden enemies turn every step of the hero into a battle for his own place in this world. Can he become the one to destroy the icy wall around his heart to protect those he loves? Or will family secrets and implacable enemies turn his powers against him? Immerse yourself in an epic where ice and fire, politics and battles, intrigue and sincere emotions merge into an unforgettable story about the power of choice, fate and love.

Why did Orochimaru make the choices that he did? What is the real reason behind his obsession of immortality and the Uchihas? What really happened?

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"

Amelia Lockhart has one mission: make the top idol Ethan Quinn fall in love with her, then break his heart, so that Ethan Quinn can successfully pass his tribulation and return to his position as a High God. There's just one problem: as the most hated woman on the internet, Amelia is the last person anyone would pair with the nation's golden boy. But when she lands a spot on a dating show alongside Ethan, she sees her chance. She does all the heavy lifting and is dependable enough to make him see her differently. As a result, Ethan starts pretending to be weak. The fans are confused. Their untouchable idol is... blushing? Getting clingy? Calling her "jiejie" in that voice? "Sis, I surrender." "Sis, you can only spoil me like this." Amelia is losing control of the plan. She was supposed to seduce him and walk away. So why is he the one coaxing her to stay, and why is it getting harder to say no?