himym fanfic

Drew Hollis knows the yellow umbrella, the divorce, and exactly which one of them is going to die before the kids are grown. The warm future-tense voice that narrates this story to children in 2030 has been turned on him now, scoring his every move on a Coherence Meter that rewards a clean tale, not a kind one. He woke up in apartment 3B, one floor below Ted's, the funny friend nobody can quite remember, starting at twelve out of a hundred. The cruel arithmetic: the most coherent version of these lives is the canon one, the umbrella, the death, the reset to Aunt Robin. To buy these people a happier ending, he has to spend his own cleanliness without lying, manipulating, or short-circuiting anyone's choice. There is a baker named Victoria whose future reads as a blank page, because somewhere underneath the narration, Drew is the one writing it.

what if friends cast and how I met your mother lives at the same appartmen building and go to the same pub/cafe house

One night, while on his regular hunting routine, Barney suddenly becomes the hunted... Watch how Barney, the biggest, most Legendary womanizer Amongst mortals, Becomes the ultimate Vampire! This is the true meaning of The Possimpible! (reference to s4 not a typo) this fanfic is only gonna follow some of the tv episodes, updates will not be consistent ,that is unless i see special interest in it...I write this for fun, not gonna entertain toxic people... The target of this fanfic is gonna be a Harem. And there isn't going to be any NTR. I read and take every one of your comments and requests into consideration but I'll make this clear, this is my fic, you want to drop it cause you don't like something, fine by me. I get nothing even if you don't. I don't write this for money or whatever other reason you can think of, but to pass my time in a slightly better way. If it starts being more of a bother, I'm just gonna stop writing and that's it. Hope you enjoy reading it, If you don't, well, all I can probably say is don't ruin it for others... Disclaimer, i don't own the characters and the original plot.

What if Midoriya wasn't a useless piece of shit? In other words what if he had more resolve, what if he trained? What if he had the body to hold OFA right away?

[COMPLETED] Readers x Jimin. After your suicidal death Jimin came to your room and found a diary which you wrote only for Jimin, only for your Dear Chim /!\This book is pure work of fiction and has no intentions of spreading hate. /!\ This book will contain: °Short chapters. °Happy kind if sad ending. °Suicide. °Heavy angst. °No fluff. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ. NOTE: This story includes you, if you don't find it comfortable then please don't read the book I repeat DON'T READ.... (No offence in comments) Hope you like it. ENJOY!!

Mizushima Uchiha, is a renegade ninja who was recruited by Pain from Akatsuki, Mizushima was the second survivor, that Itachi Uchiha never even found him, but now Mizushima Uchicha that revenge for his parents killed by Itachi Uchiha, but there is a rock in his way , Sasuke Uchiha.

When the icy blood of the Himura family meets the flames of ambition, a story worthy of legend is born. A new member of a mysterious family, with a unique gift, challenges not only the laws of nature, but also the foundations of the society of heroes. His path is a balance between developing devastating abilities and fighting inner demons. Political intrigue, treacherous allies and hidden enemies turn every step of the hero into a battle for his own place in this world. Can he become the one to destroy the icy wall around his heart to protect those he loves? Or will family secrets and implacable enemies turn his powers against him? Immerse yourself in an epic where ice and fire, politics and battles, intrigue and sincere emotions merge into an unforgettable story about the power of choice, fate and love.

Why did Orochimaru make the choices that he did? What is the real reason behind his obsession of immortality and the Uchihas? What really happened?

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.