strange funny short stories

One characteristic is the unexpectedness. In these stories, things happen that you don't anticipate, like in the story of the parrot that only sang when threatened with being cooked. Another is the humorous element which can be in the form of silly situations or absurd characters. For example, the magic cow that reacted to a bad joke in a strange way.

In the search results provided, there were a few funny and weird novels that could be recommended to girls. Among them were " Demons that have turned into spirits are not allowed to report!" " Laugh at Prosperity for a Lifetime "," Let the Lonely Be Quiet "," Offering Salted Fish to Grandmaster "," Secretly Pregnant with Tyrant's Baby ", etc. These novels featured funny plots and idiotic elements, suitable for girls looking for a relaxing and interesting reading experience. Although the search results of the specific short funny and weird novels recommended by girls were not clear, the novels mentioned above might satisfy girls 'interest in funny and weird topics.

Sure. Here's one. A man went to a pet store and asked for a parrot that could sing. The store owner gave him one. When he got home, the parrot just stared at him silently. He tried everything to make it sing but failed. Finally, he angrily said he would cook the parrot for dinner. Suddenly, the parrot started singing opera. It was so strange and funny.

There were a few short stories that could be recommended to readers who liked strange topics. The first was Strange Things, Strange Dreams. It was a collection of short stories by an unknown author. Other than that, there were also short stories such as " From Clam Spirit to Mirage Dragon Fairy,"" I Am the Dragon King of the Human Well,"" Don't Ask Where People Return to in Time Travel," and " The Nun Is Crazy," all of which had strange elements and plots. In addition, there was also a transmigration novel called " The Strange Ring ", written by the Marquis of Huaiyin. This novel told the story of an ordinary person who suddenly obtained a ring that could travel to the game world. These novels all had different strange and mysterious elements, suitable for readers who liked strange topics.

The following are some recommendations for short stories: 1. " His Good Night Is Very Loving ": This collection of short stories contains many stories with different topics, and the sweetness of the stories is very good. 2. " Secret Tale ": This mystery novel is also composed of several short stories. Each story has a different mysterious and suspense plot, which can capture people's hearts. 3. " Strange News of the Graveyard View Room ": This novel is a work that is limited to online reading. It belongs to the type of suspense and mystery. 4. " Strange News of Jianghu ": This novel is a collection of short stories about strange heroes. It is composed of a series of interesting characters. I hope these recommendations can satisfy your needs for short stories.

I recommend the following novels to you: "His Good Night Is Very Loving": There are many stories with different topics in this collection of short stories, and the sweetness of torture is very good ~ "Secret Tale": This mystery novel is also composed of several short stories. Each story has a different mysterious and suspense plot, which can capture people's hearts. "Searching for Lilliput": This short story tells the story of a young man searching for Lilliput. It's very interesting to read. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~

There were novels similar to Strange Things, Strange Dreams: 1: From Clam Essence to Clam Dragon Immortal, Author: Ignorant Abandoned House 2. I Am the Dragon King of the Well in the Human World. Author: Jinxiu Hui 3."Don't Ask Where People Return to in Time Travel." Author: A Purple Doesn't Eat Coriander 4. Nun Is Crazy, Author: So Muddled 5: Records of the Lost Case of the Crane Hall of Ming Dynasty. Author: Wang Yanchen 6."One Piece: A Hundred Beasts Play House." Author: Emperor Fist, who loves novels 7:"Green River Devil", Author: The distant mountains are still there 8."Nine Years of Suppressing Demons, I've Been Number One in the World." Author: Shadowless 9: How to Kill a Dragon, Author: Dreaming of Me in White Night 10:"Survival Guide for the Infected", Author: Cangling Mountain Flower Poison Cultivator, Author: The Watercourse Is Not Alone Battle Through the Heaven God's Emperor Yan, Author: Lemon Qiu Xia [The Little Lady of the Supreme Court Makes a Fortune by Cracking a Case. Author: The Girl is a Fairy.] Daughter of Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms, Author: Real Mier "Secret Livestream, 100-fold drop rate helps me become rich." Author: Zi Sezi I Rely on Qin Shihuang to Become a God, Author: Mao Wu Star Moon Illusion Realm, Author: 8 Difficulties Dog in Chu Camp, Author: Zui Qingfeng Elegy of the North, by Lal Soto The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."From Clam Essence to Clam Dragon Fairy": This is a magical world. There were humans, demons, immortals, and Buddhas. Dynasties rose one after another, and the world changed. However, all of this had nothing to do with Gu Yang. He was just a clam spirit. A mussel spirit with human memories. Gu Yang did not like fighting and killing. He only wanted to transform into an immortal as soon as possible. At the very least, he had to return to his human form. However, the path of demonic cultivation was full of dangers. Unknowingly, Gu Yang had already owed countless favors. In order to repay his debt, Gu Yang had no choice but to cultivate diligently. The first step was to evolve from an ordinary clam spirit to the legendary mirage dragon. The second step was to cultivate the 12 pearls that he had nurtured into 12 Sea Calming Pearls. A few thousand years later, Gu Yang held the Divine Sea Calming Pearl and looked back. However, he realized that he was already standing on the clouds. Along the way, there were surprises and joys, hardships and difficulties, laughter and curses, killing and conquering… In short, please see how Gu Yang, a little mussel spirit, grew from the lowest point of demon cultivation to a generation of "Clam Dragon Immortal" in a world similar to Liaozhai. 2:"I am the Dragon King of the Well in the Human World": I read it on a limited edition. I really had nothing to read. I didn't expect to find a good book. I read chapter 222 on a limited edition. To be honest, watching the main character is like watching your own child grow up. It's very interesting. I like farming novels. I must read it. I recommend it. PS: The main character is a transmigrator, but many times, he is like a child. Many people have high expectations and need to use their intelligence to solve problems. I can only say that if you like to fight with your wits, don't read this book. This is a relaxed farming novel, so I said it was like watching a child grow up. For some people, it's a relaxing book, but you have to be so excited to give a bad review, and it's even during the exemption period. The author is also unlucky to have met you. I hope the author won't be affected. 3:"Don't Ask Where I Go Back": You ask how much I love you? I'm sorry, but I'm more greedy for this great country. Flowers bloom and wither naturally, always rely on the East King. In the past, Fang Zilan had always scoffed at this phrase, until the unreliable transmigration happened to her. Before she had time to carefully understand the meaning of this sentence, she first faced the classic dilemma raised by shakespeare: survival or destruction. Wasn't this nonsense? Of course, survival. However, after risking his life to rise to the position of a high official, he experienced what it meant to fall from the clouds into the dust. What a great East Monarch. Since you are all heartless emperors who only love the country and not beauties, then don't ask where this little girl is. 4:"Nun Is Crazy": I originally wanted to go back to the female channel to relax, but the world is too crazy, and the female channel is not peaceful either. 5."The Lost Case Record of the Crane Hall of the Ming Dynasty": The ancient style is suspenseful, and the academic slags explore the case. Becoming an immortal or a devil, the strange and chaotic gods of the Great Ming Immortal Ascension Rankings. 6."One Piece: Hundred Beasts Play House":"Dad! Run! Mom is catching up!" "He's running at full speed!" "You two, stop right there! I told you not to fight at home! My favorite vase! Blade·Sun!" "Ahhhh!" X2 Jin: Brother Kaido, Big Sister Lily and Miss Yamato are fighting again. Quinn: It seems that Big Brother was training Miss Yamato and broke Big Sister's favorite vase. Everyone,[No wonder then.] (The author was disgusted by the clowns in One Piece and the Land of War. In addition, he liked Kaido's character and started this book. It's a rookie's clumsy work. If there's anything bad about it, I hope everyone can point it out. Group ID: 764532869) 7.<<The Green River Devil>>: It's pretty good. 8."Nine Years of Suppressing Demons, I've Been the Number One in the World": Traveling Immortal Record The colorful dress drags the wide belt, flutters the wind to ascend to heaven. The immortal holds six chopsticks, and the gods and devils attach themselves to peace. Jiang Yu, a warlock who had just left the mountain gate, came to the Xuzhou Prefecture in southern Sichuan in order to find the whereabouts of his master's disappearance. He accidentally obtained the sect's supreme treasure, the Wordless Heavenly Book, the Heaven and Earth Immortal Record, and embarked on a journey. Send the demon seed, break the dream, go to the Ruins of End, see the double screen, kill the hungry ghost, trap the god, ascend the immortal line! Jiang Yu: All the things in the past are like dying yesterday, and all the things in the future are like living today! 9: How to Kill a Dragon: The Text Is Exactly Like Its Name 10.<<Survival Guide for the Infected>>: 70th year of the Wasteland Era, humans rebuild their homes from the ruins. Faced with a group of mysterious infected people, Bai Jing, who was born as a commoner, should have died quietly in a riot, but he was quietly replaced with an infected heart and survived. Her peaceful life was broken, and she had to embark on an unknown path to find a new way to survive. [No CP+ No Virgin Mary + Growth-type + New Doomsday + Untraditional Protagonist] 11: Poison Cultivator: Mmm, not bad! This is the third book that I think the author has written. The first book was the Legend of Wild Boar, which was okay. The second book was the Poison Gu Demon Immortal, which was not bad. It was later scattered, but it was still okay. This book is not bad at the moment. The rigorous map is unfolded step by step. Although there may be flaws, it doesn't affect it! The main thing was that the writing was not bad. It was smooth, the characters were colorful, and the creativity was a little good. The updates were also not bad. Then, the car was not bad either. Come on! Good luck! Good luck! Come more, I love it. The last thing is to cheer up and update 🔥🔥🔥 "Battle Through the Heavens, God's Flame Emperor": The Five Emperors Break Through the Sky. The End is also the Beginning, a New Beginning. He dominated the Great Thousand World, and there were countless battles in the open and in secret. It also caused countless heroes to fight for it and pursue the supreme Dao. Outside the Greater World, the Extraterritorial Race's ferocious gaze was delayed, and a new storm was brewing. The follow-up of the battle was still the original team, they worked hard to build it, and they were hot-blooded! 13:"Supreme Court's Little Girl Rely on Cracking Case to Get Promoted and Rich":"Beautiful and Strong Case Cracking Girl" x "Loyal Dog, Bamboo Horse, and Tough Guy" As the first female top scorer of the Great Zhou Dynasty, Jiang Sushang was granted a seventh-grade official position by the empress and became the magistrate of Shu Prefecture County. Jiang Sushang and the other two experienced the [Ink and Ink Imperial Examination Case],[Gobi Ghost Face Case],[Voodoo Bride Resurrection Case],[Lake Monster Cannibalism Case]… In the Gobi Desert, Jiang Sushang was dehydrated and dying. The Northern Land fed her with blood. Jiang Sushang said,"Go." The Northern Continent replied,'No.' Jiang Sushang said,"Get lost." Bei Lu thought to himself,'Since drinking blood is effective, I need to feed more.' Later on, on the night before Jiang Sushang and Bei Lu's wedding, she discovered that Bei Lu… "The Daughter of Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms":"The Daughter of Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms" was a refreshing female novel. Although it was a Ming Dynasty Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the space of the female protagonist was full of vitality and passion. The author displayed a profound language foundation in war and character descriptions, allowing people to feel the vivid and real war scenes and characters. However, the book was lacking in the description of the progress of thought, especially when the female protagonist took out the modern blueprints and formulas. She did not guide the ancients to think and make them themselves, which was a pity. However, considering that this was a female novel, such limitations were acceptable. Overall, this book was rated between 6.5 and 7. Although there were some small mistakes, it was a good book overall. I suggest that the readers try reading it and believe that they will get a good harvest. "Secret Livestream, 100 times the drop rate helps me become rich": I thought it was just a relaxing trip where I could make money by streaming and strolling around, but I didn't expect to enter a mysterious foreign world. The boundless sea, the unmanned ship, the mysterious island, and the ever-changing monsters on the island! He would die if he was not careful! This was a world where only the strong could survive! Fortunately, I have the best "Leap Picking" system. Fortunately, I still have friends! Are you ready? [Next mission: Live broadcast and destroy the mastermind!] 16:"I Rely on Qin Shihuang to Become a God":"The Knowing Bird can see the future and predict the future. Even though the Ruler has Zhao Gao and Li Si, the biggest demon star is you, Empress." Bai Tao was originally a fox demon who had only cultivated for a hundred years. She had transformed into a human form and mingled in the palace. She wielded power and was even loved by Qin Shihuang. Hearing this, she opened her eyes and smiled coquettishly."What Fiend Star? When Ruler and I first worshipped the ancestral temple, there was a strong wind and all the ancestors showed their spirits. That day, it rained heavily and soon, snow covered the mountains. Next year, the rivers and canals were opened and the Guanzhong granaries were rich. In the blink of an eye, they had swallowed the six countries." "I have known the ruler since I was young in Zhao and have been with him for more than 20 years. In the blink of an eye, time has passed and he is about to go to Mount Tai to worship the heavens. Ruler said how lucky I am, he even said this empress is his auspicious sign." # Innocent and intelligent Tushan Fox vs Qin Shihuang, the proud emperor of all things # Food Guide: 1. Monsters + history = fiction. You can make suggestions, but if you make mistakes, you win. 2. The characters have grown, and there are no supporting characters in this book. This book has been edited many times, and the plot is quite different from the pirated version. 3. The frequency of updates is the first round, the first round is updated every other day, and the second round is updated every other day. <<Star-Moon Illusion Realm>> I'm Still Alive... Why? What will happen if I come here from Earth?" "The mysterious Banished Land, the gathering place of sinners. Why do I have to appear here? Why was I able to break through the restrictions set by God? Why are there always mysterious experts around me?" Under the four blue moons, Han Yan looked at the blue flame on his hand and muttered. His long black hair danced wildly in the night wind. "Do you want to know the reason? Go find the God of Space.“ "Find him, and you will understand the reason why you are here!" "There are not only humans, demons, but also extremely powerful gods searching for the Spatial God. If you want to find the Spatial God, you must have the strength that surpasses all gods!" "Alright!" Han Yan raised his head and said,"I'll crush all the gods and devils who stand in my way!" The moon and the stars are out, who can compete with them? ===== Finished. Please support the new book, Magic Machine. Book number: 1046221. "Dog in Chu Camp": Chang Wei was punished to be a dog for ten years for urinating in the open. After transmigrating, he accidentally joined Xiang Yu's camp. Tsune Takeshi: Can I switch camps and get close to Liu Bang? Xiangyu thought,[I can eavesdrop on this dog's thoughts. I can copy homework openly now.] [Liu Bang, Your Chu Country is full of rats. You're worse than dogs.] Fan Kuai,"Chang Wei, come and try if you have the guts." In the absence of the system, he wanted to see how Tsune Takeshi would help Xiang Yu turn the tide and unify the country. 19."Elegy of the North": The dark curse of eternal night is in the north, and the scorching day is in the south. The darkest abyss of sin and the lightest song of all things, these two completely different extremes actually coexisted. The Canfit Continent! How do you balance this concerto of love and hate? The young Parmar held tightly to the life she had stolen, devoutly kissing every handful of blood-soaked dust under her feet, sending off one close friend after another. Who would play the last elegy for her?

There were novels similar to Strange Short Stories: 1: The Three Kingdoms Begins with Zhang Fei, Author: Long Xiang Feng Zhu 2:"The Ming Dynasty Can't Die", Author: A Key Person 3." Immortal Cultivators Pass Through the Apocalypse, I'm Overjoyed as a Demonic Cultivator." Author: Tower of Eternal Light 4." The Richest Man on Earth Begins in the Primitive Wilderness." Author: Happy Popcorn 5." Quickly Wear the Villain, He's a Little Behave." Author: Miss Shi Sheng The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1." The Three Kingdoms Begins from Fooling Zhang Fei ": Chen Su traveled to the Later Han Dynasty and became the son of Chen Deng, the leader of Xuzhou scholars. Liu Bei was leading his troops outside, and Zhang Fei was reckless and careless. Seeing that Xuzhou was about to be stolen, what should he do? Of course, he had to fool Zhang Fei and defend Xu Prefecture first… 2." The Ming Dynasty Cannot Die ": Cross the Ming Dynasty and become Zhu Youjian. In order to avoid the tragic end of Zhu Youjian, he could only work hard to make the country prosperous, develop and reform, and rejuvenate the country through science and technology! In his hands, Da Ming absolutely could not die. And he could not be the ruler of a subjugated country! 3." Immortal Cultivators Cross Doomsday, I'm Overjoyed as a Demonic Cultivator ": As a transmigrator, it seems that I've already received it. In the center of his sea of consciousness, there was an ancient door. Wu Ping tried to enter with a trace of curiosity. However, when he entered, the scene in front of him suddenly changed. Everything around him changed. This place was already in ruins, and there were tall buildings everywhere. He looked at the skyscrapers of the city. Wu Ping was in a good mood. Could it be that he had returned to his previous life? If that was the case, then he would be the only self-cultivator in this city. Thinking of this, Wu Ping became excited.   However, Wei Xiao Bei quickly discovered a Zombie. Wu Ping was dumbfounded. In order to find more information, Wu Ping fled to a fallout shelter. Later on, he discovered that the change in this world actually began from the night he entered this space. 4." The richest man on Earth starts from the primitive wilderness ": War is terrible. It can destroy everything. If human civilization were to disappear and return to the era of drilling wood to make fire, gathering and hunting for a living, would you still be able to survive? Entering the wilderness, our global competition has begun! They ventured deep into the Amazon rainforest, survived the storm on rafts, and escaped from the death strangulation of giant pythons... They would go back to the place where Su Wu was herding sheep, feel the cold wind of-50 degrees Celsius in Siberia, and fight with the wild wolves that were rushing towards them... The canoe sailed across the ocean, and not only did it face the surging waves, but when you wanted to eat fish, the great white shark opened its bloody mouth and bit you… " What happened to the animals that tried to bite you?" asked the reporter. " The protein has turned into an acidic acid," Lin Zheng said." It has injected a powerful energy into my body!" The story had to start from the North American continent, hunting, gathering, fishing, catching turkeys, smelting copper, forging iron, and making porcelain… In 30 days, they had embarked on a path of civilization that the Native Americans had never taken in tens of thousands of years. At first, every step was frightening. There were so many snakes in the valley! 5." Quickly wear the villain, he's a little obedient ":[1v1][Sweet Pet] In order to remove the curse, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to follow the system's instructions and complete the mission to remove the curse. [System 001 is at your service!] Jiang Zheng's eyes lit up,"Can you really serve me?" The System replied,[…Are you kidding? I have a mission for you to complete.] Jiang Zheng squeezed her hands,[No problem. Helping the female lead is my profession!] Saving the female lead is my responsibility! The System was speechless."…Wait, that villain isn't your responsibility…" Jiang Zheng thought,…I know that too! [But, Zhengzheng, you said you would take responsibility for me!]

There might be a story where a little kid mistakes a mop for a giant's hair. He tries to comb it with a tiny comb and the sight is hilarious. In '101 funny short stories', there are many such simple yet funny scenarios that can make you chuckle. For example, a man who accidentally wears his shirt backwards and goes out without noticing, and then wonders why everyone is looking at him strangely.