funny down syndrome stories

When Sang Xia bumps into her ex-boyfriend, he says furiously, “Sang Xia, there are so many women in the world. Call me a dog if I still like you!” She turns around without any hesitation and suddenly, he barks from behind her. The whole world knows how crazily in love Rong Zhan is with Sang Xia. Someone asks, “Master Zhan, how does Sister-in-law deserve your love so shamelessly?” Rong Zhan answers lazily, “Just that one reason…?” He stares at a certain woman and laughs suddenly. She's left speechless. F*ck, does this man have any shame? This is an interesting and fun story of an all-powerful gangster boss shamelessly pursing his wife.

Zhou Yu was ordered to enter the city and get married. Even though my wife didn't like me, my father-in-law disapproved of me, my colleagues always wanted to bully me, and the bad guys were always looking to take me down, but touch me, that's fine, touch my wife, that's not. Whoever lays a hand on her, I'll take down. I fought until the whole world bowed down, then returned to the village with my wife in glory!

Apprentice, go down the mountain and seek your senior sister, let her teach you the art of bone-setting and to promote Taoist magic. Chu Yi's wish was finally fulfilled, girls! Here I come! It's just that...

As an anti-fan of the idol group, Starry Night, An Xiaxia is happy to spend her time online slandering lead singer Sheng Yize. But things take an unexpected turn when An Xiaxia starts high school - the Starry Night trio somehow becomes her classmates, and even end up moving into her house. Also, the nation’s idol Sheng Yize seems particularly interested in An Xiaxia for some reason... Sheng Yize: Xiaxia, if I and a chicken wing fall into the water together, which one will you save? An Xiaxia: Hm… I can't swim, so obviously you're going to save yourself and get my chicken wing out! Sheng Yize: I thought I was the nation’s idol???

Lu Xiao had followed his master for eighteen years, excelling in both medicine and martial arts. After five years of military service, he returned to the city to search for his origins. Faced with flashes of knives and shadows of swords, he was decisive in killing, dominating everyone. When it came to the matters of the heart, he said, "Still… the Young Miss is the best."

Ji Tianqi, who fantasized about crossing into an otherworldly realm, was diagnosed as a fantasy syndrome patient. However, his extraordinary encounter in the otherworldly realm came true!!! In his first extraordinary encounter, he obtained a martial arts secret book that no one but he could master. Therefore, the team responsible for researching/treating him provided him with a prop—a chessboard! His second extraordinary encounter involved solving the Zhenlong Chess and gaining the empowerment transmission from a master, which granted him a century-old skill in minutes. From then on, the team responsible for researching/treating him became a team dedicated to assisting him. His team created an inn setting for him, where he experienced his fourth extraordinary encounter—the Orchid Acupoint Skill. With this martial art, he immobilized a criminal possessing the superpower of Instantaneous Movement. His team submitted a request report to their superiors—our hero needs to rent a temple, a temple with a Scripture Pavilion. After the superiors rejected it, they issued an important directive. "Think bigger, construct a real ancient city for him! An ancient city that includes all the headquarters of the various sects from his otherworldly fantasies!"

【Transmigration + Famine Escape + Farming + Infrastructure】Professional white-collar worker Xiao Cheng accidentally dies while saving a drowning child and transmigrates to a small mountain village, believing she's in a farming story. However, the system says, "Host, we need to survive by completing tasks first." What? Fighting tigers? No, no, isn't that Wu Song's thing? I can't do that! What do you mean we have to migrate? I've just gotten my footing and you want me to move? Oh! Foreign enemies are invading? Then pack up quickly and run. What about becoming a City Lord? Too troublesome. I just want to be a slacker. Being a concubine? Get lost, you average guy, dreaming in broad daylight! Something or other every single day! I'm done, I want to retire and enjoy a leisurely life with my family! ----- However, the system doesn't allow it and keeps popping up to demand attention, "Host, hurry, there's another task. If you don't do it, you'll be erased." "You lousy system, I want to apply for retirement." System, "Host, your application has been processed and rejected." It's infuriating, how is this never-ending? I'm going to complain to Ah Mo......

_ _ _ _ MXFXF relationship. Please read the note. Please add it to the collection then and support me. All feedback will be appreciated. Check my profile for more work She was not the heiress, the eldest, or the youngest. She just existed in the family, keeping her head down and letting herself wash away until she could leave. "I tried standing out, staying quiet, and even voicing my thoughts. But no matter what I do, I am never acknowledged. Does my existence even matter? After all, it's not like anyone in this family even likes me." Rika Goodwill was the shame of her family. Born the middle 'beta' child of a prominent Alpha-Omega couple, it was natural for her to be neglected compared to her perfect Alpha brother and sweet Omega sister. Her situation outside of her family was no better. People avoided her because of her mafia family and judged her nature without a second thought. Her only friends were the 'sweetheart couple of the century'. But Rika had somehow become a third wheel between their bickering and frequent breakups. Over the course of her 17-year-old life, Rika had come to accept her fate and move on. After all, no amount of complaining would ever change her situation of being a third wheel. Collage was supposed to be her big break. It was supposed to be the time Rika had for herself, where she could feel like herself, so she applied for a place where no one knew her. This was supposed to be her lucky break! Rika was supposed to get away from her worsening life. But neither her family nor her 'friends' were ready to let her go, and it did not take long for her peaceful life to turn sour. ____________ This story will have a straight pairing as well as Yuri and is an omegaverse as well. Female Alphas are Futas. If it's not your cup of tea, leave before you enter. Leave a lot of feedback for me

_ _ _ _ Relation MXFXF. Veuillez lire la note. Veuillez l'ajouter à la collection et me soutenir. Tous les retours seront appréciés Elle n'était pas l'héritière, l'aînée, ni la cadette. Elle existait juste dans la famille, gardant la tête baissée et se laissant emporter jusqu'à ce qu'elle puisse partir. « J'ai essayé de me démarquer, de rester silencieuse, et même d'exprimer mes pensées. Mais quoi que je fasse, je ne suis jamais reconnue. Mon existence a-t-elle seulement de l'importance ? Après tout, ce n'est pas comme si quelqu'un dans cette famille m'aimait vraiment. » Rika Goodwill était la honte de sa famille. Née ‘bêta’ comme enfant du milieu d'un couple Alpha-Omega éminent, il était naturel qu'on la néglige par rapport à son parfait frère Alpha et à sa douce sœur Omega. Sa situation en dehors de sa famille n'était pas meilleure. Les gens l'évitaient à cause de sa famille mafieuse et jugeaient sa nature sans réfléchir. Ses seuls amis étaient le « couple chouchou du siècle ». Mais Rika était devenue en quelque sorte la cinquième roue du carrosse entre leurs querelles et ruptures fréquentes. Au cours de ses 17 années de vie, Rika avait fini par accepter son sort et passer à autre chose. Après tout, aucune quantité de plaintes ne changerait jamais sa situation de cinquième roue du carrosse. Le collège était censé être sa grande chance. C'était le moment où Rika pouvait être elle-même, où elle pouvait se sentir elle-même, alors elle a postulé pour un lieu où personne ne la connaissait. Ça devait être sa chance inespérée ! Rika était censée s’échapper de sa vie qui s'empirait. Mais ni sa famille ni ses « amis » n'étaient prêts à la laisser partir, et il n'a pas fallu longtemps pour que sa vie paisible tourne au vinaigre. ____________ Cette histoire aura une relation hétérosexuelle ainsi que Yuri et c'est aussi un omegaverse. Les Alphas féminines sont des Futas. Si ce n'est pas votre tasse de thé, partez avant d'entrer. Laissez beaucoup de retours pour moi

A modern female white-collar worker, an older single woman, Wang Miaomiao, overworked herself to death, and after that, she transmigrated into a book she was reading and became the half-sister of the female protagonist. Sigh... Working so hard in the previous life, in this life she has to make up for it, or else how can she live up to the luck of this rebirth. Although the initial setup is not ideal, this girl knows how to adjust and adapt... However, life is full of surprises. She originally only wanted to lead a relaxed and carefree life, enjoying food and fun on her own, but unexpectedly, a big bad wolf has his eyes on her. Sigh... her leisurely days are gone forever...