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Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.
Eastern
1212 Chs
The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

Former bigshot, Ying Zijin, woke up one day as the lost daughter of the Ying family, who had been missing for fifteen years. The Ying family promptly adopted another child to replace her. Upon returning to the wealthy family, everyone mocked her for not being as clever, capable, sensible, and elegant as a fake heiress. Her parents considered her a stain on the family and warned her not to harbor any illusions of being a lady of the family. They said she should be grateful for being a foster daughter, or else they would send her away. Ying Zijin: "I'll leave then. No need to see me off." While the Ying family celebrated joyously and others waited to see the real heiress make a fool of herself, influential figures from various fields took action. The top-rated idol with the most influential fans said, "Miss Ying, just let me know if you need anything." The heir to a global economic monopoly said, "Ying family? What's that? Boss, should we just wipe them out?" The number one martial artist in the country asked, "Who dares to bully my master?" The genius teenage boy with an IQ of 228 said, "That's my sister." A man with an incredibly seductive appearance smirked lazily and casually, saying, "Sure, then call me brother-in-law." The influential figures were confused. When the real heiress' true identity was restored, it caused a sensation on the internet. The Ying family went crazy and knelt, crying and begging her to come back. The international powerhouse family said, "Sorry, let me introduce her. This is our real heiress." Reborn as a king, making a strong comeback and launching a counterattack!
General
1190 Chs
The True Heiress is the Reserved Fiancé's Exclusive Memory

The True Heiress is the Reserved Fiancé's Exclusive Memory

[Female Protagonist Synopsis]: * Mia Ginger experienced a trial marriage. Before the trial marriage-- Dad said: "Koa Jackson is a postdoctoral fellow, watch your words and deeds." Mom said: "Since you don't like him anyway, why not let your sister have him." Brother said: "Shameless, stealing big sister's beloved." Sister said: "Why didn't you come back a month later!" Mia Ginger didn't understand, she was already seventeen years late, late enough that the whole Ginger Family completely forgot her existence, late enough that the adopted sister occupied seventeen years of affection, late enough that the man she was betrothed to almost became someone else's groom, how much later should she be? Mia Ginger curved her lips: "Grandpa Jackson, I will strive to be worthy of Brother Jackson." She thought it was out of spite, unaware that upon meeting him again, she discovered he was the big brother lingering in her heart for nearly ten years. At two years old, she got lost, falling from a Rich Family's Daughter to a street beggar, picked up and raised by a masseuse for seventeen years, and upon returning home, she was determined to become the first socialite in upper-class society. * [Male Protagonist Synopsis] He is Koa Jackson, the third son of the Jackson Family, elegant and upright, with outstanding looks, the youngest neurosurgery professor in the domestic medical field, known by all. Simply because, at twenty-seven, he remains single. All young ladies want to marry into the Jackson Family, unaware the nobleman was betrothed since birth. In his entire life, he need only remain pure, waiting for one girl to grow up. Before the trial marriage, Koa Jackson had seen his future bride twice. The first time, he was eight, she was eight months. He stood by the bed watching her crawl with her little bottom, finding it amusing, he wrote his name on her sole and said with a smile: "Brother will stamp you." The second time, he was eighteen, she was ten. He stood by the road watching her sneakily stealing, feeling pity, he took her hand and gave her a hundred yuan, helplessly saying: "Not stealing is a good child." He's always remembered the first time, long forgotten the second. Unexpectedly, the little girl whose foot he tickled at home always regarded the second time as her life's salvation. * [He couldn't partake in her turbulent past, but wholeheartedly takes on her prosperous future; companionship is the most touching confession.]
Urban
978 Chs
What Are the Most Amusing Funny Blastic Surgery True Stories?
A woman had blastic surgery on her lips. Right after the surgery, her lips were so swollen that she couldn't close her mouth properly. When she tried to drink water, it dribbled out the sides of her mouth like a baby. It was really funny, but also a normal part of the post - surgery process.
2 answers
2024-10-30 04:34
Funny Blastic Surgery True Stories: Can You Share Some?
One funny true story could be about a patient who went in for a minor blastic surgery on their nose. After the surgery, the bandage made them look like a character from a cartoon. They walked around like that for days without realizing how comical they looked until their friends took pictures and showed them.
3 answers
2024-10-30 01:11
Are plastic surgery horror stories true?
Some of them might be true. There are real cases where plastic surgery has gone wrong and caused serious problems.
1 answer
2024-10-16 02:16
What are some of the funniest plastic surgery mishaps in funny plastic surgery stories?
A lot of times, when people get Botox, things can go wrong in a funny way. There was this one case where a woman got Botox around her eyes and her eyebrows got stuck in a really high position. She looked like she was constantly in a state of surprise. It took a while for it to wear off and look normal again.
2 answers
2024-11-13 07:03
Can you share some surgery funny stories?
Sure. One time, a surgeon accidentally dropped his pen into the patient's open incision during a routine surgery. Everyone in the operating room was so shocked at first, but then they all started laughing when they realized the patient was okay and the pen could be easily retrieved. It was a moment of high tension turned into hilarity.
2 answers
2024-11-17 20:28
Can you share some funny surgery stories?
Sure. There was a patient who was really nervous before a minor surgery. As the doctor was about to start, the patient suddenly asked if he could have a lollipop like at the dentist. The whole operating room burst out laughing and it really eased the tension.
2 answers
2024-11-01 17:42
Can you share some funny plastic surgery stories?
Sure. I heard about a woman who wanted to get double eyelids. After the surgery, her eyes were so swollen that she looked like she had been in a fight. But when the swelling finally went down, she had the most beautiful double eyelids and was really happy with the result.
2 answers
2024-11-13 02:34
What are the most interesting parts in funny greentext surgery stories?
The unexpected reactions of patients are often the most interesting. For example, patients who wake up from anesthesia and say the most outlandish things. It adds a touch of humor to what can be a very serious situation.
3 answers
2024-12-13 00:49
Can you share some plastic surgery funny stories?
Well, a man decided to have a nose job. He told the surgeon he wanted a very straight and pointy nose. However, right after the surgery, his nose looked like it had a little bump on the side. When he went back to the surgeon, it turned out it was just some temporary swelling. It was really funny how panicked he was at first thinking it was a botched job.
1 answer
2024-12-11 09:03
Can you share some funny greentext surgery stories?
One funny greentext surgery story I heard was about a patient who was so nervous before surgery that he started singing nursery rhymes in the operating room. The whole medical team was trying hard not to laugh while getting on with their work.
2 answers
2024-12-15 08:18
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