Can you share some funny greentext surgery stories?
One funny greentext surgery story I heard was about a patient who was so nervous before surgery that he started singing nursery rhymes in the operating room. The whole medical team was trying hard not to laugh while getting on with their work.
A patient once told a greentext story about his knee surgery. He woke up from anesthesia and thought he could run a marathon right away. He started flailing his legs around on the bed, much to the amusement of the nurses. They had to gently restrain him and explain that he still needed time to heal.
Share some funny greentext stories.
There was a greentext story where a student was giving a presentation in class. They were so nervous that instead of saying the name of the historical figure they were supposed to talk about, they blurted out the name of their pet. The whole class burst into laughter and the teacher couldn't help but chuckle too. It was really embarrassing for the student at first, but later they could laugh about it too.
What are the most interesting parts in funny greentext surgery stories?
The unexpected reactions of patients are often the most interesting. For example, patients who wake up from anesthesia and say the most outlandish things. It adds a touch of humor to what can be a very serious situation.
Can you share some interesting archived funny greentext stories?
Sure. One funny greentext story is about a guy who tried to cook for the first time. He thought adding a whole bottle of hot sauce would make it super spicy and delicious. But it ended up being so hot that even his dog wouldn't go near it.
Can you share some interesting '4chan funny greentext stories'?
Sure. There was one where a guy was at a store and saw a really odd - looking product. He greentexted about how he stared at it for minutes trying to figure out what it was supposed to be. It turned out to be some sort of newfangled kitchen gadget that was so poorly designed it looked like a piece of modern art gone wrong.
Can you share some surgery funny stories?
Sure. One time, a surgeon accidentally dropped his pen into the patient's open incision during a routine surgery. Everyone in the operating room was so shocked at first, but then they all started laughing when they realized the patient was okay and the pen could be easily retrieved. It was a moment of high tension turned into hilarity.
Can you share some funny surgery stories?
Sure. There was a patient who was really nervous before a minor surgery. As the doctor was about to start, the patient suddenly asked if he could have a lollipop like at the dentist. The whole operating room burst out laughing and it really eased the tension.
Can you share more funny greentext fart stories?
Sure. One greentext was about a man who farted during a job interview. He was so nervous that he couldn't hold it in. The interviewers tried to keep a straight face but it was obvious they were amused. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.
Can you share some plastic surgery funny stories?
Well, a man decided to have a nose job. He told the surgeon he wanted a very straight and pointy nose. However, right after the surgery, his nose looked like it had a little bump on the side. When he went back to the surgeon, it turned out it was just some temporary swelling. It was really funny how panicked he was at first thinking it was a botched job.
Can you share some funny plastic surgery stories?
Sure. I heard about a woman who wanted to get double eyelids. After the surgery, her eyes were so swollen that she looked like she had been in a fight. But when the swelling finally went down, she had the most beautiful double eyelids and was really happy with the result.
Can you share some sad greentext stories?
One sad greentext story could be 'I told her I loved her. She just laughed and walked away.'. It's a simple yet heart - breaking scenario where someone's feelings are completely disregarded.