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Primordial Dawn: Shepherd of the Human Race

Primordial Dawn: Shepherd of the Human Race

Journeying through the vast and perilous Primordial World, Xuantian is born as the first human created by Nuwa, the primordial ancestor of the human race. Upon awakening, he activates the mysterious Primordial Harmony System, binding the fate of the entire human clan to himself—their cultivation, insights, fortune, and destiny all become his to command. Yet, in this ancient era ruled by gods, demons, and celestial clans, humanity is weak, languishing at the bottom of the hierarchy. Branded as prey by the mighty demon race, their future is bleak. In the timeline ahead, demons will forge the Witch-Slaying Sword, unleashing catastrophe upon the human race and pushing them to the brink of extinction—the most tragic calamity in all of prehistory. But Xuantian dares to defy fate. He boldly leads the entire human race into the secluded safety of a blessed cave-heaven, withdrawing from the bloody struggles of the prehistoric world. For a moment, the world trembles. The mighty sages and great powers are all thrown into chaos: Taiqing Laozi: “With the human race in retreat, my path to sainthood has vanished!” Emperor Dijun & Taiyi: “Without the human race to forge the Witch-Slaying Sword, how can we defeat the witch clan?” Yuanshi & Tongtian: “If our elder brother fails to become a saint, how can we follow?” With the retreat of humanity, Nuwa seals herself within the Nuwa Palace, and the prehistoric era enters an age without saints. But when the human race once again emerges from the secluded lands, an overwhelming saintly pressure rises from the primeval realm, shaking the heavens and rewriting destiny itself… Greetings, I will be releasing 5-10 chapters per week, and will be increasing the release times more after the views and supports from the audience gets high. For 10-20 Early access of chapters, please visit the link: https://www.patreon.com/c/immortal9god Lastly do provide me with a coffee to support my work through the provided link: Ko-fi.com/immortal9god
Fantasy
42 Chs
System Says Die, I Say No

System Says Die, I Say No

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.
Sci-fi
74 Chs
Funny German Shepherd Stories
One funny German Shepherd story is about a shepherd named Max. He loved to play fetch but had a habit of bringing back not just the ball but also a random stick or leaf every time. It was like he was adding his own little collection to the game.
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2024-12-07 11:33
Funny German Shepherd Stories
I heard about a German Shepherd that would howl every time the phone rang. It was as if he thought he was answering it. His howl was this long, drawn - out sound that was both funny and a bit spooky at the same time.
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2024-12-07 18:30
Can you share some funny shepherd stories?
Once upon a time, a shepherd had a very naughty lamb. This lamb liked to run away from the flock. One day, while the shepherd was chasing after it, the lamb led him to a beautiful meadow full of wildflowers that the shepherd had never seen before. It turned out to be a wonderful discovery for the shepherd.
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2024-12-01 13:31
Can you share some funny Australian shepherd stories?
Sure. One time my Aussie shepherd chased its own tail for what seemed like hours. It was so funny to watch it spin around in circles, completely oblivious to how silly it looked. Then it finally caught it and just sat there looking proud as if it had achieved a great feat.
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2024-12-03 20:14
What are the most interesting funny shepherd stories you know?
A shepherd had a lazy dog that always slept while on duty. One day, a fox came near the flock. The dog woke up just in time, barked really loudly and scared the fox away. But then it went back to sleep immediately. The shepherd couldn't help but laugh at the dog's laziness.
2 answers
2024-12-01 19:45
What makes German Shepherd funny in cartoons?
The way they act and their expressions often make German Shepherds funny in cartoons. Their playfulness and loyalty are shown in a humorous way.
1 answer
2025-05-12 10:03
What makes a funny Australian Shepherd cartoon?
The key elements could be the dog's expressions, its goofy actions, or maybe a funny storyline involving it.
1 answer
2025-05-26 15:27
What makes a German Shepherd cartoon funny joke?
The humor often comes from exaggerating the dog's characteristics or putting it in unexpected situations.
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2025-04-27 10:30
The real shepherd and the fake shepherd
True pastors usually had the quality of continuous learning and improvement. They knew their own shortcomings and strengths, and worked hard to learn for the church and for their own growth. They had self-awareness, could reflect on themselves accurately, and were not blindly arrogant. They understood the limitations of human cognition, so they actively studied. For example, Paul insisted on reading when he was in prison, and MacArthur's father did not stop reading when he was eighty years old. True pastors were humble. They knew what they lacked. Learning and humility went hand in hand. They would not stop learning because of pride. In addition, true shepherds worked hard. In order to herd the sheep according to God's will, while maintaining the purity of their hearts, they obtained the " ingenuity of their hands " through long-term learning. Fake pastors could have many forms. For example, some people claimed to be " true churches " and " true pastors ", but they were splitting and destroying the body of Jesus. For example, Park used various seemingly reasonable statements to attract believers, but in fact, he was setting a trap. There were also some pastors who might use " manipulation " to make believers act according to their wishes with threatening words. These pastors might not really understand the Bible, know God, and understand God's love and kindness. In the history of the church, there were people who exploited the flock of sheep and only pursued personal success or promotion, not caring about the flock of sheep. These could be seen as the performance of fake pastors. The Shepherd's Tantra novel is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-06-24 05:31
The difference between a shepherd and a shepherd
In the information provided,"Country Shepherd" was a self-proclaimed name of a contemporary poet, referring to a person who was engaged in poetry creation. He used horses as companions, the wind as songs, and poured wine and ink to write mountains and rivers. His works had a variety of styles, including poems such as "The Joy of the Peaceful Lake·Double Ninth Festival." In Don't Starve: Online, the Shepherd was a creature that was born from a crack in the moon. It had 2400 HP and could not be killed. It usually hibernated in moon-rock-like fragments and would wake up when approached. It had specific characteristics such as attacking and hypnotizing behavior. The two concepts were completely different. One was a self-proclaimed poet in reality, and the other was a creature in the game. The Shepherd's Tantra novel is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-07-06 15:50
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