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Primordial Dawn: Shepherd of the Human Race

Primordial Dawn: Shepherd of the Human Race

Journeying through the vast and perilous Primordial World, Xuantian is born as the first human created by Nuwa, the primordial ancestor of the human race. Upon awakening, he activates the mysterious Primordial Harmony System, binding the fate of the entire human clan to himself—their cultivation, insights, fortune, and destiny all become his to command. Yet, in this ancient era ruled by gods, demons, and celestial clans, humanity is weak, languishing at the bottom of the hierarchy. Branded as prey by the mighty demon race, their future is bleak. In the timeline ahead, demons will forge the Witch-Slaying Sword, unleashing catastrophe upon the human race and pushing them to the brink of extinction—the most tragic calamity in all of prehistory. But Xuantian dares to defy fate. He boldly leads the entire human race into the secluded safety of a blessed cave-heaven, withdrawing from the bloody struggles of the prehistoric world. For a moment, the world trembles. The mighty sages and great powers are all thrown into chaos: Taiqing Laozi: “With the human race in retreat, my path to sainthood has vanished!” Emperor Dijun & Taiyi: “Without the human race to forge the Witch-Slaying Sword, how can we defeat the witch clan?” Yuanshi & Tongtian: “If our elder brother fails to become a saint, how can we follow?” With the retreat of humanity, Nuwa seals herself within the Nuwa Palace, and the prehistoric era enters an age without saints. But when the human race once again emerges from the secluded lands, an overwhelming saintly pressure rises from the primeval realm, shaking the heavens and rewriting destiny itself… Greetings, I will be releasing 5-10 chapters per week, and will be increasing the release times more after the views and supports from the audience gets high. For 10-20 Early access of chapters, please visit the link: https://www.patreon.com/c/immortal9god Lastly do provide me with a coffee to support my work through the provided link: Ko-fi.com/immortal9god
Fantasy
42 Chs
Deep Night on Vesper Island

Deep Night on Vesper Island

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"
Urban
128 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
86 Chs
Funny German Shepherd Stories
One funny German Shepherd story is about a shepherd named Max. He loved to play fetch but had a habit of bringing back not just the ball but also a random stick or leaf every time. It was like he was adding his own little collection to the game.
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2024-12-07 19:33
Funny German Shepherd Stories
I heard about a German Shepherd that would howl every time the phone rang. It was as if he thought he was answering it. His howl was this long, drawn - out sound that was both funny and a bit spooky at the same time.
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2024-12-08 02:30
Can you share some funny shepherd stories?
Once upon a time, a shepherd had a very naughty lamb. This lamb liked to run away from the flock. One day, while the shepherd was chasing after it, the lamb led him to a beautiful meadow full of wildflowers that the shepherd had never seen before. It turned out to be a wonderful discovery for the shepherd.
2 answers
2024-12-01 21:31
Can you share some funny Australian shepherd stories?
Sure. One time my Aussie shepherd chased its own tail for what seemed like hours. It was so funny to watch it spin around in circles, completely oblivious to how silly it looked. Then it finally caught it and just sat there looking proud as if it had achieved a great feat.
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2024-12-04 04:14
What are the most interesting funny shepherd stories you know?
A shepherd had a lazy dog that always slept while on duty. One day, a fox came near the flock. The dog woke up just in time, barked really loudly and scared the fox away. But then it went back to sleep immediately. The shepherd couldn't help but laugh at the dog's laziness.
2 answers
2024-12-02 03:45
What makes German Shepherd funny in cartoons?
The way they act and their expressions often make German Shepherds funny in cartoons. Their playfulness and loyalty are shown in a humorous way.
1 answer
2025-05-12 18:03
What makes a funny Australian Shepherd cartoon?
The key elements could be the dog's expressions, its goofy actions, or maybe a funny storyline involving it.
1 answer
2025-05-26 23:27
What makes a German Shepherd cartoon funny joke?
The humor often comes from exaggerating the dog's characteristics or putting it in unexpected situations.
3 answers
2025-04-27 18:30
The real shepherd and the fake shepherd
True pastors usually had the quality of continuous learning and improvement. They knew their own shortcomings and strengths, and worked hard to learn for the church and for their own growth. They had self-awareness, could reflect on themselves accurately, and were not blindly arrogant. They understood the limitations of human cognition, so they actively studied. For example, Paul insisted on reading when he was in prison, and MacArthur's father did not stop reading when he was eighty years old. True pastors were humble. They knew what they lacked. Learning and humility went hand in hand. They would not stop learning because of pride. In addition, true shepherds worked hard. In order to herd the sheep according to God's will, while maintaining the purity of their hearts, they obtained the " ingenuity of their hands " through long-term learning. Fake pastors could have many forms. For example, some people claimed to be " true churches " and " true pastors ", but they were splitting and destroying the body of Jesus. For example, Park used various seemingly reasonable statements to attract believers, but in fact, he was setting a trap. There were also some pastors who might use " manipulation " to make believers act according to their wishes with threatening words. These pastors might not really understand the Bible, know God, and understand God's love and kindness. In the history of the church, there were people who exploited the flock of sheep and only pursued personal success or promotion, not caring about the flock of sheep. These could be seen as the performance of fake pastors. The Shepherd's Tantra novel is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-06-24 13:31
Shepherd girl, shepherd girl
'Shepherd Girl' could refer to both a song and a character in reality. In terms of songs, the song "Shepherd Girl" sung by Dream Journey Chorus was based on gold sand. It told the fate and love tragedy of the shepherds under the background of the Japanese bombing of Hubei and Chongqing during the Anti-Japanese War. It was included in the album "The True Love of Flowing Songs (13)", which was released on August 1,2003. There was also "Shepherd Girl" written by Li Zhihong, composed by Shao Bing and sung by Luo Rang. In terms of characters, there was a "post-00" shepherdess Hui Ran in Yuli County, Xinjiang, who was called "Desert Butcher" or "Gaya Girl". Her TikTok account was "Grey Wolf's Sheep". She would film her own shepherding life, such as interacting with sheep, slaughtering sheep, etc. She became popular on the Internet because of the contrast between her thin image and the image of slaughtering sheep.
1 answer
2026-02-24 06:56
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