funny homophobic karma stories

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"You haven't touched your food." Luciano's raw naked eyes addressed her unabashedly. "I will." His words rang as a vow. Valentina is in Italy to help her best friend contact her father, despite being warned by the woman who raised her to never step foot into that country. Barely twenty-four hours in the country, she manages to kiss a strange man, confront a rude woman, and get locked up after being kidnapped. Her kidnapper turns out to be the feared mafia lord, Luciano De Luca. The moment Valentina takes off her mask and he sees her face, he realizes his life just got really interesting. Luciano thinks Valentina is an emissary sent to murder the retired comondante Genelare. Valentina thinks he's ridiculous for thinking she wouldn't find a more clever way to kill a man if she really wanted to. He's proud, arrogant and dangerous. The only things sharper than her mouth are her heels and will. Their worlds collide in the most explosive of ways when passion and desire stirs up. And just as they start to act on it, truths and secrets begin to unravel. She's the daughter of his father's nemesis. He's the son of her father's killer. The man she has vowed to take vengeance on. However, there's just a little problem: she's supposed to be his karma, but one stolen kiss at a time, he starts to become her nirvana.

Textos con sabores cálido y reconfortante, o puede ser picante, ardiente, ser un sabor tan fuerte e intenso que hace sentir como si la mente estuviera en llamas, como la sensación que produce la pimienta. Contenidos aleatorios, tiene una temperatura alta, puede quemar, ser abrasador, estar hirviendo, levantar ampollas en la críticas, chisporrotea en tu elección. Definitivamente no son platos, pero hay sabores, fríos, blandos, suaves, indiferentes, sin sabor.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

[Mature Content: Explicit Sexual Content] “You think your life sucks?!” ____ Katherine Martinez is the self-proclaimed unluckiest person in the entire universe; her life was pretty bad before until it got even worse. Her younger sister rebels and goes missing, but that becomes the least of her worries when her entire world comes crashing down all at once as she falls for two guys who can only hurt her in more ways than one. Dylan Faux, the playboy heir of a multibillion-dollar business, and Nickolai Tyler Russou, a man so dangerous and short-tempered he is forced to be kept in captivity. With her own secrets to protect, a stalker to track down, and a sister to find, will Katherine prevail, or is she closer to her breaking point than she thought? **The beautiful cover art is owned by me and was commissioned by JeiJandee. (Jei#2111)

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Dazzle is a young teen girl with a beautiful face and a kind heart. She is such a angel and a loyal friend but not the peoples around her. Bullied by school mates, Harassed by her teachers, seeing all her friend being abused...Even after seeing all this, she couldn't do anything. Why? Because the city where she lived gives respect and rights only to men. If a woman talks backs or rebels, it is her end. End of her life and dignity. But not anymore. She has the power of karma by her side. Going through continuous assaults and facing deaths of her loved ones, made her a heartless bitch. "WOMAN'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO UPSET A MEN? THEN WHY NOT KILL THEM INSTEAD?" Dazzle thought Read more to find Dazzle's journey from a weak angel to a deadly demoness. Will she be a psychopath who devours blood or just revenge?

The strongest being in the world, even gods were vary of, the demon lord had killed all his opponents. He was the supreme with unparalleled strength and supreme powers, he could not be defeated. Looking down even at gods, he was not afraid of anyone. But who would have thought that he would be backstabbed by his own family. Killed by his own brother, he decided to take revenge if he would get an extra chance. But when he opened his eyes again, he was on earth not in his world of demons and that also with a shitty “GOOD KARMA SYSTEM” that could only let him live if he would collect sufficient points by the end of the day. To earn the points, he had to do good deeds, and so his struggle to gain the points began. The man who had only cared about himself and only killed people like they were insects had to struggle and beg to help others so that he could get his long awaited revenge. But after doing so much goodness, would his system let him kill his killer for which he had come back to life and struggled so much?

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!