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The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

After dying from a strange terminal illness, Ling Lan was reborn into a world 10000 years into the future. Although she dearly wished she could just live a peaceful and uneventful life in her new healthy body, fate had other plans ... Forced to disguise herself as a boy just so she could inherit her deceased father's premium military benefits, Ling Lan's journey to adulthood was full of challenges. After much difficulty, she finally turned sixteen when she could drop the charade. But before she could grasp her newfound freedom to get married and start her own family, a twist of fate results in her being thrown into the Federation's top military boys' school. With these twists of fate, Ling Lan had little choice but to walk further and further down a path of no return, one of cold and aloof dominance ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji the translator here. :3 Here are some other things you should know: 1) This story is NOT primarily a romance. QI's system right now categorizes all novels taken from the female novel Chinese site (起点女生网) as 'romance' without fail, regardless of whether they truly are romance. So, if you are here just for the romance, you might want to find a different novel. There will be some romance eventually, but most of this novel is Sci-Fi/Xianxia with a lot of world-building and character development. 2) I use British spelling. So, please ensure spelling errors are really errors before reporting them. 3) No matter what the release rate up top says, the guaranteed release rate right now is 1 chp/day (a.k.a. 7 chps/week). All else is extra at my discretion. (I'll try my best, but RL responsibilities come first.)
Fantasy
1501 Chs
Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.
Eastern
1234 Chs
The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

Former bigshot, Ying Zijin, woke up one day as the lost daughter of the Ying family, who had been missing for fifteen years. The Ying family promptly adopted another child to replace her. Upon returning to the wealthy family, everyone mocked her for not being as clever, capable, sensible, and elegant as a fake heiress. Her parents considered her a stain on the family and warned her not to harbor any illusions of being a lady of the family. They said she should be grateful for being a foster daughter, or else they would send her away. Ying Zijin: "I'll leave then. No need to see me off." While the Ying family celebrated joyously and others waited to see the real heiress make a fool of herself, influential figures from various fields took action. The top-rated idol with the most influential fans said, "Miss Ying, just let me know if you need anything." The heir to a global economic monopoly said, "Ying family? What's that? Boss, should we just wipe them out?" The number one martial artist in the country asked, "Who dares to bully my master?" The genius teenage boy with an IQ of 228 said, "That's my sister." A man with an incredibly seductive appearance smirked lazily and casually, saying, "Sure, then call me brother-in-law." The influential figures were confused. When the real heiress' true identity was restored, it caused a sensation on the internet. The Ying family went crazy and knelt, crying and begging her to come back. The international powerhouse family said, "Sorry, let me introduce her. This is our real heiress." Reborn as a king, making a strong comeback and launching a counterattack!
General
1190 Chs
True Funny Military Stories: Any Unforgettable Humorous Military Incidents?
There was a military training exercise where two soldiers got lost in the woods. Instead of panicking, they found a small stream and started fishing. When they were finally found, they were sitting there with a couple of small fish and big smiles, completely forgetting about the exercise. It was a really funny and laid - back moment in an otherwise serious military setting.
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2024-11-17 17:01
True Funny Military Stories: Share Some Hilarious Military Anecdotes
One time in the military, a new recruit was so nervous during a drill that he put his helmet on backwards. When the sergeant pointed it out, he tried to turn it around while still wearing it and ended up getting it stuck halfway. Everyone burst out laughing.
2 answers
2024-11-17 15:30
Tell some funny military punishment stories.
In another instance, a group of soldiers were caught sneaking extra food from the mess hall. Their punishment was to do a comical drill routine in front of the whole battalion. They had to march in a very exaggerated way and sing a military song off - key. It was both embarrassing and hilarious for them, but also a good lesson not to break the rules. They were the talk of the battalion for days after that.
1 answer
2024-11-19 04:54
What military movies are based on true stories?
You should check out 'American Sniper'. It's based on the true story of Chris Kyle and offers an insight into his experiences as a sniper in the military. The film accurately depicts the harsh realities and sacrifices of war.
1 answer
2024-10-13 10:06
What are some inspiring true military stories?
One inspiring true military story is that of a medic. He ran through heavy fire to save his wounded comrades. He didn't care about his own safety and managed to bring several soldiers back from the brink of death.
3 answers
2024-11-08 21:00
What are some common themes in military funny stories?
One common theme is the confusion of new recruits. For example, getting lost on the base or misidentifying commands. Another is the unexpected things that happen during training, like equipment malfunctions in a funny way. For instance, a parachute that doesn't open properly but lands the soldier safely in a bush. And also the humorous interactions between soldiers, like practical jokes they play on each other during downtime.
2 answers
2024-11-02 11:16
Can you share some military funny stories?
Sure. There was a story about a new recruit who got confused during a drill. Instead of saluting the officer, he accidentally waved at him like greeting a friend. Everyone had a good laugh.
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2024-11-02 12:51
Tell me some funny military pilot stories.
Once a military pilot was doing a routine flight. He saw a flock of birds and decided to do a little 'dance' with them in the sky. He maneuvered his plane in a playful way, making it look like he was chasing the birds. The birds seemed to be in on the fun too, changing their formation as the plane moved. It was a hilarious sight from the ground.
2 answers
2024-11-02 15:34
Mental Health in the Military: Share Some Funny Stories
There was a group of soldiers in a remote outpost. To boost their mental health and relieve the boredom, they decided to have a 'funny pet' competition. They made pets out of whatever they could find in the area - a rock that looked like a dog, a stick that resembled a snake. They held races for their 'pets' and had a whole lot of laughs. This not only helped pass the time but also improved their mental state during a tough deployment.
2 answers
2024-11-26 06:04
Can you share some funny military stories?
In a military exercise, a group of soldiers were supposed to be sneaking up on the 'enemy'. But one soldier accidentally stepped on a branch and made a loud crack. Instead of being scolded, his comrades started making animal - like noises to pretend they were just some wild animals in the forest, which turned the situation into a really funny one.
1 answer
2024-11-20 20:41
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