funny offensive short stories

There is a story about a man who was very proud of his new haircut. He walked around showing it off. But a little girl innocently told him that he looked like a porcupine. It was offensive to the man but extremely funny to everyone else. The man's pride in his haircut was completely shattered by the girl's honest comment.

There was a man who thought he was a great singer. He entered a talent show and started singing terribly off - key. The judges were horrified and one even said it was like a cat being strangled. It was offensive to the man's singing skills but quite funny in a way. The man was so confident and yet so bad at it.

No. Racism is always offensive. There's no such thing as a non - offensive racist story. Any form of racial discrimination in a story is unacceptable.

A man walked into a barber shop. The barber had a really long beard himself. The man said, 'You should cut your own beard first before you cut others' hair. You look like a wild animal.' The barber was offended but the man just laughed. This kind of behavior is not good, but it made for a somewhat funny, if offensive, situation.

In a small - town funeral, the organist started playing a very upbeat and inappropriate song by mistake. But instead of getting angry, the family and the guests just found it funny. They knew it was an honest error, and it kind of turned into a memorable moment. The organist quickly corrected it, but the initial shock and the following laughter lightened the mood a bit.

Well, here's a funny story. There was a little kid at a zoo who thought the giraffe was a really tall horse and tried to ride it. The look on his face when he realized it wasn't a horse was priceless.

A parrot was in a pet store. A customer came in and the parrot said, 'Hey, you look like a fat penguin!' The customer was shocked and a bit offended. But the parrot just kept on squawking, thinking it was being really funny. The store owner had to quickly apologize to the customer.

There was a time when a man went to a costume party dressed as a mummy. As he was walking around, he accidentally tripped over his own wrapping and crashed into a table full of snacks. People were laughing so hard. He wasn't really offended because he knew it was his own clumsiness that caused the chaos, and it ended up being a really funny moment for everyone at the party.

Well, once a friend of mine was really nervous for her first female anal exam. But the doctor was so kind and told a little joke about how the exam room light was like a spotlight on a stage, which made her laugh and relax a bit.

A man went to a fancy restaurant and didn't know the proper etiquette. He started eating with his hands instead of using the utensils. People around him were shocked and some were offended. But it was also kind of funny in a 'what is he doing' way. He just thought the food was so good he couldn't wait to dig in. He didn't realize he was in a high - class establishment with certain rules.