funny husky stories

Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake. His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail. Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to extend his furry paws to that cat. He originally thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven. Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun. Dumb off the charts husky gong x proud, aggravated, big white cat shou Emperor of the cultivation world Mo Weiyu deceived elders and slaughtered ancestors, and committed all crimes and sins known to man. After ending his own life, he was reborn and transmigrated to the year he first became a disciple. In the shell of a boy held an old and weary soul. After coming back to life, truth after truths that had been hidden below the surface in the previous life floated to the top and broke through the waters one after the other. Of all the revelations, the one that stunned him the most was that the Shizun he had hated to the bone in his previous life had always been protecting him from the shadows… The heart of man can change; even demons and monsters can become compassionate and do good. Only, he had sinned deeply. Can the blood on his hands ever be cleansed? Novel written by *Meatbun doesn't eat meat* Note: I neither own the story nor translation.

Judul: The Husky and His White Cat Shizun Judul Mandarin: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 Judul Singkat: Erha / 2Ha Penulis: Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou Genre: Danmei, Xianxia, Rebirth, Master–Disciple, Angst, Romance, Tragedi Status: Selesai (Novel utama) Jumlah Bab: 311 bab + beberapa ekstra Deskripsi Mo Ran pernah mengira bahwa menjadi murid Chu Wanning adalah kesalahan terbesar dalam hidupnya. Di kehidupan sebelumnya, ia adalah Kaisar dunia kultivasi—Mo Weiyu—yang kejam dan tak tertandingi. Ia menipu para tetua, membantai leluhur, dan melakukan segala dosa yang bisa dilakukan manusia. Namun setelah mengakhiri hidupnya sendiri, ia justru terlahir kembali ke tahun pertama saat ia masih menjadi murid. Dalam tubuh seorang remaja tersimpan jiwa yang telah tua dan letih. Di kehidupan lalu, ia membenci shizun-nya—Chu Wanning—yang dingin, angkuh, dan keras seperti kucing putih bersalju yang tak tersentuh. Mo Ran merasa dirinya hanyalah seekor husky bodoh, tak pernah benar-benar memahami hati gurunya. Namun setelah hidup kembali, kebenaran demi kebenaran mulai terungkap. Rahasia yang dulu tersembunyi perlahan muncul ke permukaan. Dan yang paling mengejutkan adalah ini: shizun yang paling ia benci ternyata selalu melindunginya dari bayang-bayang. Hati manusia bisa berubah. Bahkan iblis dan monster pun bisa berbelas kasih. Tetapi dosa yang telah ia lakukan begitu besar. Bisakah darah di tangannya benar-benar dibersihkan?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Tiran kejam Taxian-jun membantai jalannya menuju takhta dan kini berkuasa sebagai kaisar pertama di alam fana. Namun entah mengapa, ia tetap merasa tidak puas. Hatinya dingin dan hampa, ditinggalkan oleh semua yang pernah ia sayangi, ia pun mengakhiri hidupnya sendiri—hanya untuk terlahir kembali. Saat terbangun dalam tubuh dirinya yang lebih muda—Mo Ran, seorang murid dari sekte kultivasi Puncak Sisheng—ia menyadari bahwa ia mendapat kesempatan untuk mengulang hidupnya. Kali ini, ia bersumpah akan meraih kepuasan yang dulu luput darinya: siapa pun yang menentangnya akan tumbang, dan tak akan pernah lagi memperlakukannya seperti seekor anjing. Amarah terbesarnya ditujukan pada Chu Wanning, guru kultivasi yang cantik dingin dan berwatak seperti kucing—sosok yang telah mengkhianati dan menggagalkan Mo Ran berkali-kali di kehidupan sebelumnya. Namun, ketika Mo Ran tanpa malu mengejar tujuan-tujuannya dalam kehidupan yang sempat ia kira telah hilang, ia mulai bertanya-tanya apakah gurunya—dan perasaannya sendiri—menyimpan lebih banyak hal daripada yang pernah ia sadari.

This was written by Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat (Ròu Bāo Bù Chī Ròu) so I do not own any of it, but enjoy! Massacring his way to the top to become emperor of the cultivation world, Mo Ran’s cruel reign left him with little satisfaction. Now, upon suffering his greatest loss, he takes his own life... To his surprise, Mo Ran awakens in his own body at age sixteen, years before he ever began his bloody conquests. Now, as a novice disciple at the cultivation sect known as Sisheng Peak, Mo Ran has a second chance at life. This time, he vows that he will attain the gratification that eluded him in his last life: the overly righteous shall fall, and none will dare treat him like a dog ever again! His furious passion burns most fiercely for his shizun, Chu Wanning, the beautiful yet cold cultivation teacher who maintains a cat-like aloofness in his presence. Yet despite Mo Ran’s shameless pursuit of his own goals, he begins to question his previously held beliefs, and wonders if there could be more to his teacher–and his own feelings–than he ever realized.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.