gym membership for birthday funny story

Garion dulunya adalah seorang influencer kebugaran terkenal dan ilmuwan tubuh, dan sekarang, dia telah bereinkarnasi di dunia kultivasi mana ini. Sama seperti MC novel lainnya, dia juga mendapatkan sistemnya sendiri, [Gym Tuhan]. Sistemnya sederhana. Setiap orang yang berlatih di gym-nya akan memberinya kekuatan. Semakin banyak orang berlatih, semakin kuat dia menjadi. Banyak kultivator menyebutnya sesat hanya karena latihan aneh yang dia lakukan, tetapi dia bahkan tidak peduli. Karena, begitu anggota gym-nya mulai menghancurkan sekte-sekte yang sombong itu... tidak ada yang akan tertawa lagi.

Garion was once a famous fitness influencer and a body scientist, and now, he was reincarnated in this mana cultivation world. Just like other novel MCs, he also got his own system, [God Gym]. The system was simple. Every person who trained in his gym would give him power. The more people trained, the stronger he became. Many cultivators called him a heretic just because of the weird workouts he did, but he didn't even care. Because, once his gym members started crushing those arrogant sects... nobody would be laughing anymore.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Marc is entranced by a playful exchange between two men and a woman on the street, and follows the men to their gym. On impulse he joins, but this is not a gay gym, and Marc finds himself systematically ignored. To challenge this he adopts increasingly provocative workout clothes. He is courting danger, as gym staff member Anatole tries to warn him.<br><br>But Marc doesn't listen, because one of the gym members, Orestes, appears to be showing interest. Orestes even propositions Marc in the parking lot behind the gym. The encounter is intense, beyond Marc's expectations. But it takes Marc down a path leading to captivity and utter degradation, which exposes him to unexplored aspects of his own inner nature.<br><br>Anatole rescues Marc, but needs rescuing himself from his own emotional suppression. Orestes re-enters the picture, and the dynamics of the threesome are sufficient to drive Marc to the edge of a personal abyss. He must choose between living the life of an ordinary gay man and that of a true "Sub." The BDSM relationship challenges his deepest values, but will is also feed his deepest passions?

Mike transmigrated into a world with swords and magic. Immediately, he acquired a fitness gym. He was invincible in the gym. The stronger he grew, the size of the area in which he was invincible grew larger too. However, the prerequisite of him becoming stronger was to have more people working out in his gym. Mike came up with all sorts of ways to gradually increase the visitors coming to his gym. The people in this alternate world realized that compared to other gyms, the result of their exercise was more prominent when they worked out in Mike’s gym. On the other hand, Mike also realized that he gained something every time someone worked out in his gym. [Ding! Someone is training their muscles using the machines. Strength +1] [Ding! Someone is running on the treadmill. Speed +1] [Ding! Someone is doing yoga. Tenacity +1] As more and more people worked out in his gym, Mike was slowly on his path of becoming invincible!