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Baby's Thoughts in the Apocalypse Saved the Whole Family

Baby's Thoughts in the Apocalypse Saved the Whole Family

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.
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What are some funny music festival stories?
At a certain music festival, there was a really enthusiastic crowd during a ska band's performance. A guy in the front row was so into it that he started doing a wild dance. His hat flew off and landed on the bassist's head in the middle of a song. The bassist then started playing with the hat on and the crowd went wilder. It was such a spontaneous and hilarious moment that added to the festival's fun atmosphere.
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2024-11-02 18:58
What are the most memorable funny reading festival stories?
A well - known author was signing books at a reading festival. A young girl came up to him with a stack of his books and asked him to sign each one with a different quote from his books. The author started to do so, but as he was writing, he realized he couldn't remember all the quotes exactly. So he made up some really silly and funny 'quotes' that still made the girl very happy. It was a funny encounter that showed the author's charm and the girl's enthusiasm for his work.
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2024-11-03 10:11
What are some of the most memorable funny festival stories?
During the spring festival, we had a dragon dance competition. One team's dragon head fell off right in the middle of the performance. Instead of getting flustered, the dancers just started using the head as a ball and played a crazy game with it. It was really funny and made that festival so special.
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2024-12-10 04:34
Can you share some funny festival stories?
Sure. At the local carnival, there was a pie - eating contest. One guy was so eager to win that he stuffed his face so fast. But halfway through, he got a huge cramp and his face was all smeared with pie filling. It was hilarious.
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2024-12-09 21:10
Spring Festival funny blessing
Here are some funny wishes for the Spring Festival: 1. If you smile happily in your dreams, it's because I told the moon to send you my blessings on a certain night of a certain month of a certain year: Happy New Year's Eve, my friend! 2. The end of the world was no longer here. The Spring Festival was coming. Wear new clothes, set off firecrackers, make dreams, do good things, and live a happy life. Smile, move your thumbs, send text messages, let your friends be happy, and let the Spring Festival be happy! Happy Chinese New Year! 3. I don't mind giving you roses every day, I don't mind sending you text messages every day, I still want to meet you in another life, and I'm not afraid to break your heart if I say I love you again. 4. Dear friend, Happy New Year. May you have a happy new year and live a long and happy life. Also, I hope that you will be as mighty as a dragon in the new year. Eat well and do well. At the end of the year, you will have a pile of money deeper than the Dragon Palace! 5. Hey, are you still counting your lucky money? I also have a virtual red packet here, which contains a year-round laughing coupon. Remember to check it. The year of the dragon will definitely be prosperous! 6. I wish you a new year, even if you are as lazy as a dragon, you can still enjoy the fruits of others 'labor and not forget to enjoy the fun of life! 7. Friends who are single, don't worry. I hope you can find your "Dragon Princess/Dragon Prince" in this year of the Dragon and end your single life as soon as possible! 8. May you have a good sign of "the dragon raises its head" every day. Every decision is right. You can win every lottery draw and become a lucky koi in your circle of friends! 9. I didn't forget to make you laugh during the New Year. I wish you a happy new year. Worries are like tornadoes that come and go faster!
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2026-08-09 12:21
Can you share some funny harvest festival stories?
Sure. One funny story is about a family during the harvest festival. They had a big pumpkin they planned to use for decoration. But their dog thought it was a new toy and kept trying to roll it around the yard, knocking over other decorations in the process.
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2024-11-01 02:47
Can you share some funny reading festival stories?
Sure. Once at a reading festival, there was a guy who dressed up as his favorite book character, a wizard. But his long beard kept getting caught in the pages of the books he was trying to show to others. It was hilarious as he struggled to free his beard and keep his composure while still promoting the book.
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2024-11-03 09:35
Can you share more funny music festival stories?
I heard of a music festival where a punk band was playing. A mosh pit formed, but then one big guy accidentally knocked over the whole drum set. Instead of getting angry, the drummer just started drumming on the fallen drums and cymbals while lying on the ground. The rest of the band joined in and it became this really unique and funny performance.
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2024-11-02 18:48
Share some festival horror stories.
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2024-11-13 05:21
Stories about the Hungry Ghost Festival in 2017
One story could be about families leaving out offerings to appease the wandering ghosts. In 2017, in many Asian communities, people prepared elaborate food offerings on the roadside. They believed that the ghosts, who were thought to be released during the Hungry Ghost Festival, might be their ancestors or lost souls. By providing food, they hoped to gain good fortune and avoid any misfortunes caused by the unhappy spirits.
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2024-11-03 01:10
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