funny babysitting stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

The demon beasts spent 1,000 years praying for the return of the sealed soul of their demon god, so he could save them from the wrath of the heavens and restore their glory. But when this demon god awakened from his seal, he casually declared: “Rebel against the heavens and lead a demon army to take over the world? Nah, that sounds like work. All I want to do now is rest. Officially retiring as the demon god!” ——— I died and woke up in a BL novel as the villainous demon god who died tragically. Well, obviously I’m not going to live through this stressful fate of being a demon god and dying. So I quit. I’m not going to get involved with this plot. I’m just going to be a salted fish and maybe find love in this land with hot men. [System notification: You can’t escape your fate without getting rid of the evil seeds you planted!] “Evil seeds I planted? What the fuck is that?” [The demon god created the 7 deadly sins in the world in the form of 5 ancient beast babies. And if they aren’t stopped, your tragic fate will reoccur!] Fuck. Now I’m left babysitting ancient beast babies who are somehow my babies. But that shouldn’t be too hard, right?! Baby Dragon: Gets angry and burns down the whole house. Baby Lion: Keeps making everyone an enemy. Baby Tiger: Steals everything available in the market. Baby Mermaid: Keeps making random strangers sleep with each other! Baby Cat: Sleeps all day while feeding on literally anything. "....." “Well, at least I have a supportive Phoenix husband to help me with the babies”—that would have been my thoughts if my husband wasn’t the same person this villainous demon god had tortured for years. The same man he had made his lab rat and slave! He probably wants me dead now. [System alert: The Phoenix is angry and might blow up in 10 hours! Coax him to prevent triggering your doom!] Huh? I also have to babysit my walking time-bomb Phoenix husband who wants to kill me every day?! ———— •Xianxia danmei x Beastworld •Married Couple •Older Master Shou x Younger Disciple Gong. •Fluff and Angst COVER NOT MINE

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Before the human race ended, Travis had nothing—no food, no shelter, no protection. Just a body wasting away in a dying world. Right at the edge of death, with his breath fading and his bones shaking, he made a silent wish: If I ever return… I’ll change everything. I’ll rise again. From a useless omega slump kid to a respected master. That was his final thought before the darkness claimed him. When he opened his eyes again, Travis found himself in a savage paradise—beautiful yet brutal, ruled by formidable beasts. Creatures that walked like men but killed like monsters. Dangerous. Mindless. Feral. And he, a fragile human omega, was dropped right in the middle of their world. Desperate to survive the packs of bloodthirsty alphas who wanted him for themselves—even if it meant tearing him apart—Travis awakened something deep within him. A cradle space. A mysterious power capable of creating and nurturing life itself. Along with it came a terrifying vision: the so-called paradise would soon crumble under a deadly apocalypse that would consume everything in its path. Armed with nothing but his will, his strange new ability, and a babysitting job for a grumpy lion beast alpha who made it his mission to watch him day and night, coupled with a majestic Dragon who turned to an overbearing protector Travis became the last light of hope in a dying world. Short Excerpt > “You’re mine,” he whispered, voice rough and low as Travis lay in his arms, bloodied and bruised. “Even if the world ends…” his breath was warm against Travis’s skin. “No one can take you away from me.” NOTE: THIS IS MY FIRST TRY ON THIS GENRE, DECIDING TO TAKE A SHORT BREAK FROM TOXIC LOVERS. STILL EXPERIMENTING SO DONT JUDGE AS THIS MY WORLD IS DIFFERENT FROM OTHERS....

Heuk Cheon was once known as the Demon Lord of the martial arts world. A merciless sect master feared by fighters from around the world. After his loss in the Great War, the Murim Alliance pardoned his life with a shocking condition. He has to establish and operate an orphanage for the children that was left without parents due to the war. He caused the downfall of his sect and robbed of his past legacy, Heuk Cheon hesitantly accepts his role as a caretaker. He soon learns that taking care of a bunch of children is going to be more difficult than a life and death duel. Everyday is a trial for the ex-demon lord.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Amanda Wealth the good girl. Ansel Luck the bad boy. What happens when it suddenly crashes upon Amanda a.k.a Amy, That the "little man" She's babysitting is the brother of The Bad Boy a.k.a Ansel Luck?? "You are unbelievable," She said, scrunching her nose in disgust. "Oh thanks, That's the best compliment I got this whole year," He winked at her and grinned. What will happen, From 4:00 to 9:00, A whole month? Will, they survive each other's company, Or Not? Will Ansel be able to get what he wants? Will Amanda choose Ansel over her perfect boyfriend? Read to find out. Babysitting the bad boy's brother. "It's more like I'm babysitting Him, Not Alex!" She cried, Wiping her forehead.