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Transform into Divine Dragon and dominate the world! He is the only Divine Dragon in the sea who founded an underwater Dragon Palace. With Crawfish Soldiers and Crab Generals as his followers, wild sharks and gigantic octopuses as his subordinates, he is the dragon that rules the city.

Tang Qing is reborn in 2004, equipped with a banking system. Thus, he shines. He holds the economic lifeline of Africa. He influences the trends in the Middle East. He is the creditor to most of the countries in the world. He is the new policy maker in the global financial order. He is the most powerful boss lurking behind this planet. The US Dollar, no longer the sole dictator of currency, the Euro, let me personally toll the death knell for you. National bankruptcy, debt crises, economic crises, these are all just part of a banker's game. Under the power of money, everything is worthless. This is a story of a strong rising to the top, becoming the premier banker.

The human Race is at war with the Vicious Dalki and when they needed help more than ever, THEY started to come forward. Humans who had hidden in the shadows for hundreds of years, people with abilities. Some chose to share their knowledge to the rest of the world in hopes of winning the war, while others kept their abilities to themselves. Quinn had lost everything to the war, his home, his family and the only thing he had inherited was a crummy old book that he couldn’t even open. But when the book had finally opened, Quinn was granted a system and his whole life was turned around. He completed quest after quest and became more powerful, until one day the system gave him a quest he wasn’t sure he could complete. "It is time to feed!" "You must drink human blood within 24 hours" "Your HP will continue to decrease until the task has been completed" https://discord.gg/kqCxfZF6xH Instagram: JKSManga OTHER WORKS My Werewolf System My Dragon System

Die menschliche Rasse befindet sich im Krieg mit den bösartigen Dalki, und als sie mehr denn je Hilfe brauchten, meldeten SIE sich. Menschen, die sich seit Hunderten von Jahren im Schatten versteckt hatten, Menschen mit Fähigkeiten. Einige entschlossen sich, ihr Wissen mit dem Rest der Welt zu teilen, in der Hoffnung, den Krieg zu gewinnen, während andere ihre Fähigkeiten für sich behielten. Quinn hatte durch den Krieg alles verloren, sein Zuhause, seine Familie, und das Einzige, was er geerbt hatte, war ein altes Buch, das er nicht einmal öffnen konnte. Doch als das Buch endlich geöffnet wurde, erhielt Quinn ein System und sein ganzes Leben änderte sich. Er erfüllte eine Aufgabe nach der anderen und wurde immer mächtiger, bis das System ihm eines Tages eine Aufgabe gab, von der er nicht wusste, ob er sie erfüllen konnte. "Es ist Zeit zu essen!" "Du musst innerhalb von 24 Stunden Menschenblut trinken" "Deine HP werden weiter sinken, bis die Aufgabe erfüllt ist" https://discord.gg/kqCxfZF6xH Instagram: JKSManga ANDERE WERKE Mein Werwolfsystem Mein Drachensystem

A young man's life takes an unexpected turn when he meets an untimely demise, buried beneath an avalanche. As he breathes his last, he hears the echoes of mechanical voices resonating in his head, granting him a multitude of wishes in the form of Skills, Fortunes, and a new Body. Reborn as an Ice Dragon, Drake finds himself thrust into a fantastical realm reminiscent of Norse Mythology known as Yggdrasil. This world, however, holds more surprises than he could have ever imagined. It is not only a realm of fantasy but also a Cultivation World, blending two seemingly disparate concepts into one. Join him on his journey as he explores this enchanting world, navigating its treacherous landscapes and encountering deadly monsters along the way. As he fights for survival, he seeks to find his place in this new existence and discover the purpose that drives him forward. Yet, he soon realizes that he is not alone in this reincarnated state. Others have been granted wishes as well, and the collision of their desires threatens to plunge the world into utter chaos. This is a tale of rebirth and transformation—a man's evolution from a humble Dragon Pup to the indomitable Strongest Dragon King. Along his path, he will forge new alliances, face formidable foes, and gradually establish a place he can truly call home.

[Supreme Harem God System.] This was the Cheat Nux Leander, the man who transmigrated to a cultivation world, received. In a cultivation world, this cheat system allowed Nux to skip the arduous process that takes years, decades, or even centuries. All Nux needed were his lovely wives. The stronger the wife, the more benefits he receives. “What? You are a 100-year-old Grand Master Stage Cultivator? And you call this Unparalleled Talent? Unparalleled Talent my Ass! I am 18 and I am already a King Stage Cultivator, get better bitch!” As ridiculous as it already was, Nux’s cheat did not end there. Cultivation Talent, Special Physiques, Bloodlines, his System could inherit them all! All he needed to do was seduce strong Women. Accompany Nux in his journey as he promotes himself from a mere mortal, to a boy toy of a Lonely Noble, and then to Emperor of the strongest Empire in the world! All while he gets stronger while spending time with his lovely wives. ... Do check out my other novel, Primordial Vampire God System If you want to read revenge, war, blood, gore, vampires, and, the Return of the Forgotten Blood Empire ... AI-Generated Cover. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/qZHRTHGdZG If the link does not work for some reason, DM me: SleepDeprivedSloth

[Oberstes Haremsgott-System]. Dies war der Betrug, den Nux Leander, der Mann, der in eine Kultivierungswelt übergetreten war, erhalten hatte. In einer Kultivierungswelt konnte Nux mit diesem Betrugssystem den mühsamen Prozess überspringen, der Jahre, Jahrzehnte oder sogar Jahrhunderte dauert. Alles, was Nux brauchte, waren seine schönen Frauen. Je stärker die Frau, desto mehr Vorteile erhält er. "Was? Du bist ein 100-jähriger Großmeister der Kultivierungsstufe? Und du nennst das ein unvergleichliches Talent? Von wegen unvergleichliches Talent! Ich bin 18 Jahre alt und bereits ein Kultivator der Königsstufe, werde besser, Schlampe!" So lächerlich es auch war, Nux' Betrug war damit noch nicht zu Ende. Kultivierungstalente, besondere Körpermerkmale, Blutlinien, sein System konnte sie alle erben! Alles, was er tun musste, war, starke Frauen zu verführen. Begleite Nux auf seiner Reise, wie er sich von einem einfachen Sterblichen zum Lustknaben eines einsamen Adligen und schließlich zum Kaiser des stärksten Reiches der Welt entwickelt! Dabei wird er immer stärker, während er Zeit mit seinen schönen Frauen verbringt. ... Schauen Sie sich auch meinen anderen Roman an, Primordiales Vampir-Gottes-System Wenn Sie Rache, Krieg, Blut, Blutvergießen, Vampire und die Rückkehr des vergessenen Blutimperiums lesen wollen ... KI-generiertes Cover. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/qZHRTHGdZG Wenn der Link aus irgendeinem Grund nicht funktioniert, DM mich: SleepDeprivedSloth

In the midst of swirling possibilities, a question lingered in the air like an unspoken promise: "If you were given the chance to reset the beginning, what path would you tread?" Option One: To revel in the simple joys of life, finding solace in the embrace of solitude, for the paper-thin figure is the epitome of true love. Option Two: To journey into the realm of cultivation, seeking the secrets of immortality, striving to become a legendary sword immortal. Option Three: To immerse oneself in the world of martial arts, carving out a path as an unparalleled grandmaster, destined to reign supreme over all sects. Option Four: To traverse the realms of fantasy, experiencing rebirth as a formidable entity, ascending once more to the pinnacle as a divine sovereign. Option Five: To venture into the dark realms, mastering the arts of sorcery as the esteemed leader of the demonic sect. Option Six: To ascend the throne and rule over all, commanding an empire in the realm of fantasy, for in the divine dynasty, the desire to reign as emperor burns brightest. Amidst this array of choices, Chu Yuan declared with unwavering determination, "I crave the throne. I shall be emperor." Yet, the system interjected, its digital voice tinged with skepticism, "Is it not preferable to live a simple life as a recluse?" "Is it not preferable to be emperor?" Chu Yuan retorted, his resolve unyielding. Silence greeted his response, an acknowledgment of his unwavering determination. "Congratulations, host, on selecting Option Six: to reign over all, in the divine dynasty of the supreme emperor." [Divine Destiny Selection System is launching...]

Alternative Title: "Reincarnated as the Hero's Daughter: Why Is My MP Not Running Out? After living a life filled with hardships and suffering which ended in her ultimate sacrifice to protect her family and defeat the foes that she hated the most, our protagonist suddenly finds herself being brought to a white space where a God of Reincarnation quickly realizes he committed a mistake. "Wait, you're not from Earth?! Oh, my bad!" After being mistaken for a "good soul" due to her high positive karma count, she is reincarnated by error and given a glitched system as her only gift to explore this new world. Now, she finds herself being reincarnated as a half-elf girl named Sylph with two loving and doting parents. However, as she grows up, she begins to find weird things... "Why is my father just slaying a dragon leisurely?" "Eh? My mother can heal any wound or disease?!" "Wait! Why is my MP never running out? What's going on in here?!" Join Sylph as she explores a new world of endless possibilities, fights against the ghosts of the past that torment her parents’ lives, discovers herself and makes good friends along the way. Who knows? Perhaps this time she’ll even save the world! MP = Mana Points Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters

Ye Li was transmigrated into a zombie world and acquired a zombie synthesis system. Two level 1 zombies can be synthesized into a level 2 zombie, and the synthesized zombie is 100% loyal to its creator. The higher the level of the zombie, the more attractive its appearance. Zombies possess exclusive skills such as the Earth-Shattering Fist and the Deadly Triple Ghost Sword. Zombies also produce zombie treasure chests every day, which contain valuable items. After obtaining the super synthesis system, Ye Li began crazily synthesizing zombies in this world. With the system in hand, I reign supreme! Zombies, tremble in awe! I, Ye Li, have descended!