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The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

Former bigshot, Ying Zijin, woke up one day as the lost daughter of the Ying family, who had been missing for fifteen years. The Ying family promptly adopted another child to replace her. Upon returning to the wealthy family, everyone mocked her for not being as clever, capable, sensible, and elegant as a fake heiress. Her parents considered her a stain on the family and warned her not to harbor any illusions of being a lady of the family. They said she should be grateful for being a foster daughter, or else they would send her away. Ying Zijin: "I'll leave then. No need to see me off." While the Ying family celebrated joyously and others waited to see the real heiress make a fool of herself, influential figures from various fields took action. The top-rated idol with the most influential fans said, "Miss Ying, just let me know if you need anything." The heir to a global economic monopoly said, "Ying family? What's that? Boss, should we just wipe them out?" The number one martial artist in the country asked, "Who dares to bully my master?" The genius teenage boy with an IQ of 228 said, "That's my sister." A man with an incredibly seductive appearance smirked lazily and casually, saying, "Sure, then call me brother-in-law." The influential figures were confused. When the real heiress' true identity was restored, it caused a sensation on the internet. The Ying family went crazy and knelt, crying and begging her to come back. The international powerhouse family said, "Sorry, let me introduce her. This is our real heiress." Reborn as a king, making a strong comeback and launching a counterattack!
General
1190 Chs
Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.
Eastern
1144 Chs
The True Heiress is the Reserved Fiancé's Exclusive Memory

The True Heiress is the Reserved Fiancé's Exclusive Memory

[Female Protagonist Synopsis]: * Mia Ginger experienced a trial marriage. Before the trial marriage-- Dad said: "Koa Jackson is a postdoctoral fellow, watch your words and deeds." Mom said: "Since you don't like him anyway, why not let your sister have him." Brother said: "Shameless, stealing big sister's beloved." Sister said: "Why didn't you come back a month later!" Mia Ginger didn't understand, she was already seventeen years late, late enough that the whole Ginger Family completely forgot her existence, late enough that the adopted sister occupied seventeen years of affection, late enough that the man she was betrothed to almost became someone else's groom, how much later should she be? Mia Ginger curved her lips: "Grandpa Jackson, I will strive to be worthy of Brother Jackson." She thought it was out of spite, unaware that upon meeting him again, she discovered he was the big brother lingering in her heart for nearly ten years. At two years old, she got lost, falling from a Rich Family's Daughter to a street beggar, picked up and raised by a masseuse for seventeen years, and upon returning home, she was determined to become the first socialite in upper-class society. * [Male Protagonist Synopsis] He is Koa Jackson, the third son of the Jackson Family, elegant and upright, with outstanding looks, the youngest neurosurgery professor in the domestic medical field, known by all. Simply because, at twenty-seven, he remains single. All young ladies want to marry into the Jackson Family, unaware the nobleman was betrothed since birth. In his entire life, he need only remain pure, waiting for one girl to grow up. Before the trial marriage, Koa Jackson had seen his future bride twice. The first time, he was eight, she was eight months. He stood by the bed watching her crawl with her little bottom, finding it amusing, he wrote his name on her sole and said with a smile: "Brother will stamp you." The second time, he was eighteen, she was ten. He stood by the road watching her sneakily stealing, feeling pity, he took her hand and gave her a hundred yuan, helplessly saying: "Not stealing is a good child." He's always remembered the first time, long forgotten the second. Unexpectedly, the little girl whose foot he tickled at home always regarded the second time as her life's salvation. * [He couldn't partake in her turbulent past, but wholeheartedly takes on her prosperous future; companionship is the most touching confession.]
Urban
915 Chs
Can you share some true funny funeral stories?
Once at a funeral, the priest accidentally tripped over a flower pot while walking towards the altar. He managed to catch himself but not before knocking over a small vase of flowers. Everyone was so shocked at first but then couldn't help but chuckle a bit. It lightened the somber mood for a moment.
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2024-11-28 07:54
Are there any funeral funny stories that are not too offensive?
In a small - town funeral, the organist started playing a very upbeat and inappropriate song by mistake. But instead of getting angry, the family and the guests just found it funny. They knew it was an honest error, and it kind of turned into a memorable moment. The organist quickly corrected it, but the initial shock and the following laughter lightened the mood a bit.
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2024-12-01 00:01
Can you share some funeral funny stories?
At a funeral, the wind blew away the hat of the undertaker just as he was about to close the casket. He chased after it in a rather clumsy manner, slipping on the grass. This unexpected sight made some of the mourners giggle. It was inappropriate in a way, but also a human moment that broke the tension of the otherwise very serious occasion.
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2024-11-30 19:56
Can you share some funny funeral stories?
Once at a funeral, the priest accidentally tripped over a flower pot while walking to the podium. He managed to catch himself but then his hat flew off and landed on a mourner's lap. Everyone couldn't help but chuckle a bit, which broke the somber mood for a moment.
3 answers
2024-11-24 01:16
What are some of the most memorable funny funeral stories?
I heard of a funeral where the wind blew really hard during the outdoor burial. As they were lowering the casket, a gust of wind caught the pastor's robes and made him look like a big, flapping bird. People were trying hard not to laugh out loud. It was inappropriate but also a bit hilarious in a strange way.
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2024-11-24 02:30
Tell me some funny funeral home stories.
There was a case where a small pet mouse got loose in a funeral home. It scurried around during a service, and the family members were trying not to laugh as they watched it. The funeral director had to try and catch it quietly while still maintaining the dignity of the service. Eventually, he managed to get it, and it became a strange but funny memory for those present.
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2024-12-09 16:00
What are some elements that can make a true funeral story funny?
Surprise elements can make a funeral story funny. Like something unexpected happening, such as a bird flying into the chapel and perching on the casket. It's so out of the ordinary that it can bring a bit of laughter.
3 answers
2024-11-28 23:41
Can you share some funny funeral director stories?
One time a funeral director had a client who requested their pet parrot be part of the viewing. So there was this parrot in the corner of the room squawking during the whole event. It was quite a sight and the mourners couldn't help but chuckle.
2 answers
2024-10-27 09:17
What are some of the most interesting funeral home funny stories?
A funeral home once received a call from a confused man who thought it was a hotel. He asked if they had any vacancies. The staff played along for a bit and told him they only had one - bed rooms and the view was a bit 'permanent'. The man was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake. It was really funny for the staff.
2 answers
2024-11-12 10:28
Can you share some funeral home funny stories?
There was this time at a funeral home when the power went out during a viewing. The staff quickly brought out candles to light the room. But because of the dim light and the spooky atmosphere, it looked more like a scene from a horror movie. One of the mourners joked that the deceased was trying to create a spooky ambiance on purpose. This made everyone laugh nervously and eased the tension a bit.
1 answer
2024-11-12 08:30
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