funny funeral director stories

Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle written by “Titanic”, one of the most legendary directors in the 21st century was rising quietly…

A man who perfectly combined business and literary aspects in his films, a man who Eva Green was obsessed with, a man who broke the status quo of Hollywood - yes, we are talking about Lyman Lattes, a godly French director.

Denise Montgomery es drogada por su padre y su madrastra y enviada a la cama de un cliente, solo para despertar junto a Jason Harrington, el poderoso Director General del Grupo Harrington. Creyendo que es solo un acompañante contratado, deja una nota manuscrita con un pagaré por doscientos dólares como pago y se marcha sin pensarlo dos veces. Pero Jason no es un hombre cualquiera: es el prometido de su hermana. Para vengarse de su manipuladora familia, Denise comienza a seducir a Jason, jugando un peligroso juego de tentación. Lo que comienza como una venganza calculada pronto se convierte en un ardiente enredo del que ninguno puede escapar. Y cuando Denise intenta irse, Jason le deja claro: ella encendió el fuego, y ahora tiene que enfrentar el calor.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Ace Carter Greyson, su esposo de cinco largos años, exigió el divorcio en la noche de su quinto aniversario de bodas. —¿Razón? Simplemente porque no puede darle un hijo.— Fénix le rogó que se quedara, pero su firme decisión era inflexible, así que finalmente lo dejó ir. Su vida se destrozó aún más después de descubrir su relación clandestina de largo tiempo con su secretaria, —y ahora, la amante estaba embarazada.— Solo meses después de su divorcio, él se casó con la secretaria embarazada. —El mundo de Fénix se pone repentinamente patas arriba cuando descubre que está embarazada de cuatro meses.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Presidente Grant, su esposa tiene dos hijos ilegítimos afuera. Un año después de su matrimonio, su esposo descubrió los dos hijos que ella tenía fuera. Raina Lowell se quedó sin palabras y eligió divorciarse. Después de irse sin nada, ¡descubrió que sus hijos eran en realidad sangre de su ex esposo? Su ex esposo también descubrió que los niños eran suyos. Para traer a los niños de vuelta a la Familia Grant y reconocer su ascendencia, Adrián Grant utilizó todos los métodos posibles, apareciendo incansablemente frente a su ex esposa e hijos para mostrar buena voluntad todos los días. "Raina, si te casas conmigo de nuevo, nunca iré en contra de tus deseos otra vez". "Evelyn, si solo vienes a casa con papá, todo lo que tengo será tuyo para heredar". Evelyn tomó la mano de su madre y acercó a un joven tío guapo, "Lo siento, ex-papá, ahora tengo un nuevo papá". En ese momento, el Presidente Grant sintió como si el cielo se estuviera cayendo. ¿Cómo podían su esposa e hijos estar con otro hombre?

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

In her previous life, she was a crown prince who was in full swing and was overwhelmingly powerful but failed to usurp the throne. In this life, she was reborn as a little pitiful human who was miserable and disfigured. Is there too much difference between humans and monster? It doesn't matter, we can still rise! Once the face is cured, it will be crazily handsome all over the world! Write novels, create scripts, direct movies, and become an instant hit! She is a world-renowned international director, and all her films are produced. The special effects are so impressive, and the box office is so high. The company she opened quickly became the industry leader. And she herself is the perfect male god in the minds of countless men and women. Dreaming of wanting to take off the clothes and strong evildoer! And one day, the male god became a goddess? Male fan: Damn it's so awesome! Jiang Yi: I am not convinced, I am her husband, I am the one who crushes her! ...