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One day, Su Qi suddenly discovers he has a peculiar ability: he can see Easter eggs hidden in the world around him. These aren’t just bits of extra information; by performing specific actions, he can unlock hidden rewards. While everyone else is fleeing in terror from a vengeful female ghost, Su Qi is already setting the table for a candlelit dinner, chatting amiably with her. [You acquire her husband's hat, a mysterious artifact that, when thrown, locks onto enemies and delivers a devastating mental shock.] When zombies overrun the streets, and survivors scramble for axes and kitchen knives, Su Qi confidently strides in, wielding a sound system in one hand and a heavy-duty machine gun in the other, casually clearing out the neighborhood. [No one can defeat me in my BGM.] This is the Abyss—the birthplace of despair and decay, where worlds crumble under fear and madness. This is also a paradise where countless seekers pursue the footsteps of gods. Myths of the past and epics of the future are written here in grand and tragic splendor. Until Su Qi shows up. With a mop soaked in the blood of a recently stunned god, Su Qi scrawls a few bold words onto the epic tale: "The Abyssal Garden: No Room for the Idle."

Seit ihrer Kindheit verlassen, wurde sie mit achtzehn von ihrer Stiefmutter hereingelegt und rausgeworfen, nachdem sie ein Kind von einem unbekannten Vater zur Welt gebracht hatte. Fünf Jahre später kehrt sie mit einem genialen Baby zurück. "Frau, vor fünf Jahren hast du zwei meiner Babys gestohlen und sogar eines verloren! Wie soll ich dich bestrafen? Hmm?" Sie war schockiert: "Red keinen Unsinn! Ich habe nur eines gestohlen..."

Luna terpaksa berhenti menjadi model karena insiden yang membuatnya hamil dan harus menikah dengan Ethan. Ethan yang merasa bersalah menerima pernikahan itu meski Luna tidak mencintainya, bahkan mengacuhkannya dan meminta cerai setelah melahirkan. Luna yang kehilangan popularitasnya dan juga pemberitaan buruk tentangnya sebagai model, semakin galau karena kehadiran Edward. Dia adalah Mantan kekasihnya yang ternyata adalah kakak tiri Ethan. Edward sudah menikah dengan Viona, tetapi itu dia lakukan untuk menyelamatkan perusahaannya. Siapa sangka, Edward bersikeras untuk mendapatkan Luna kembali meski dia memiliki Viona. "Jangan pernah berpikir aku akan kembali padamu, Edward. Karena saat ini juga aku sudah mencintai Ethan!" Edward tidak peduli akan tolakan Luna, dia terus berulah untuk merebut Luna yang sudah mencintai Ethan. Apakah cinta Ethan dan Luna akan mampu bertahan dari gangguan Edward? Kita lihat kelanjutan ceritanya .... Story by Me Art by pinterest

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Faith Prescott had her life all planned out until she was dumped by her fiancé at the last minute. She decided to start afresh by moving to a new city, where her best friend stays. After arriving the city, she woke up the next morning, to find a strange man in her bed. While Ethan Floyd was running away from his family with a secret and settles in the city, where he met Faith and they got stuck as ROOM HATES!

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

***Completed*** Joanne Smith, weighed down by significant debt and humiliated by Jeffrey Winchester's cruel rejection just a day before their wedding, transformed her life into that of a multi-millionaire entrepreneur, allowing love to fade into memory. Joanne had one rule in life: money first, emotions later. She built an empire from the ground up, balancing her booming logistics company with the peace of her family farm. When a rugged stranger shows up, desperate for a place to stay, Joanne reluctantly takes him in as a paying guest. But little does she know, he’s not just any guest. He’s the man who brutally rejected her years ago, the one she’s long since forgotten. And he remembers everything differently. Now, living under her roof, he’s fueled by the sting of his own downfall and a hunger for revenge. Will the truth tear her world apart—or bring a reckoning neither of them saw coming? Join me on this incredible journey to find out! I will provide daily updates, and I would love to hear your thoughts in the comments. Please consider leaving a review and supporting me with GTs, Power Stones, and gifts. I hope you enjoy this story as much as I enjoy writing it!

Yu Fei was sabotaged by her peers at a celebratory gala. They pushed her into a hotel room, but it turned out to be the wrong one! The four men who were hired ended up waiting for nothing the entire night. Meanwhile, Yu Fei found herself crossing paths with the noblest and most dangerous man in Nan City! Ever since then, the cold Mr. Feng began pampering his wife endlessly. She liked making movies, and so he casually invested several hundred million. He'd let her become an internationally acclaimed director and celebrity if that's what she wanted! "I, Feng Yi, want to pamper this woman. Does anybody have a problem with that?" Mr. Feng asked. One day, a reporter asked him this question. "Mr. Feng, what do you do when you get home each day?" "I spend time with my wife," he answered. "Are you showing your affection for her?" The audience thought out loud. "Mr. Feng, what's your hobby?" The reporter asked. "Spending time with my wife," he answered. "That's impossible... Absolutely impossible!" The audience exclaimed. "Mr. Feng, what is most important to you?" The reporter asked. "Spending time with my wife," he answered. "Do you think you're the only person with a wife?" The audience asked. The bigshot, who was rumored to be a cold and merciless man, actually loved his wife to pieces. His greatest hobby was to pamper his wife in every way imaginable!

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.