Can you share a joke bedtime story?
Sure. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who couldn't fall asleep. So it counted sheep. But the sheep were very naughty. They kept doing somersaults instead of just jumping over the fence. The rabbit got so frustrated that it said, 'If you don't jump properly, I'll count wolves instead!' And suddenly all the sheep lined up neatly and jumped over the fence. The rabbit finally fell asleep with a smile.
There was a little turtle. It was bedtime but it was too excited. It told its mom that it wanted a bedtime story. So the mom turtle started, 'Once there was a fast - running snail...' The little turtle interrupted, 'Mom, there is no such thing as a fast - running snail!' The mom turtle replied, 'Shh, it's a joke bedtime story, now close your eyes and sleep.'
A little mouse was about to go to bed. His dad said, 'I'll tell you a bedtime story.' He began, 'There was a cat who decided to become a vegetarian. All the mice in the house were so shocked. They couldn't believe it. So one brave mouse went up to the cat and asked, "Why are you a vegetarian now?" The cat replied, "I'm on a diet, I can't run fast enough to catch you all anymore." And the little mouse laughed and fell asleep.
Can you share a funny joke story?
There was a guy who named his dog 'Stay'. He used to say 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' It was really funny. One day, the dog ran away and he kept shouting 'Stay! Come here, Stay!' But of course, the dog didn't listen.
Can you share a long joke story?
Sure. There was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share a joke of the day story?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share a hindi joke story?
There was a Hindi villager who went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator and thought it was a magic box. When he saw a fat man enter it and then a thin man come out, he ran back to his village shouting, 'The city has magic boxes that make people thin!'
Can you share a short joke story?
Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share a short funny joke story?
There was a boy who was very cold. His mother asked him, 'Are you chilly?' He replied, 'No, I'm chilly - free.' This is a short and funny joke as it uses a play on the word 'chilly' and the made - up word 'chilly - free' to create humor.
Can you share a unique 'joke time story'?
There was a young girl who thought she could fly like a bird. So she climbed up on the roof and jumped. Luckily, she landed in a big pile of leaves. When her mother saw what happened, she said, 'Honey, birds have feathers, not backpacks!' This joke time story has an element of childhood innocence and a humorous punchline.
Can you share a short English joke story?
Yes. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked the students to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Johnny said, 'My dad told me to stay away from uncle Ted 'cause he's contagious.' The teacher said, 'No, that's not correct. You can't use it like that. Can anyone else try?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'The flu is contagious.' The teacher said, 'Good, Suzy.' Johnny said, 'Well, what did Suzy tell you? I told you uncle Ted had the flu!'
Can you share a clean joke of the day story?
Here's one. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, 'I want a grilled... cheese.' The waiter says, 'What's with the pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure. I was born with them.'
Can you share a short story for the joke of the day?
A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' It's a simple yet humorous short story for a joke of the day.