friday the 13th funny stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

"I hate you and i wish you were never my sister. you would never understand what misery means because you have such a perfect life". Ayra screamed furiously. Alice told herself not to think about the word "hate" which her sister had used on her ,people said things they didn't mean when they were angry she consoled herself. "You think my life is perfect? well be my guest I wish you my perfect life, I hope you would walk in my perfect shoes ." "Whatever" ayra muttered walking away. "That's what you always do walk away, shy away from confrontations. For crying out loud you are the intelligent one ,mom is always proud of you I mean everyone speaks highly of you .The perfect life you accuse me of you are the one that actually has the fucking perfect life". Ayra turned around and was surprised to see the amount of pain on her sister 's face, for the first time ever Alice wasn't wearing a bored expression but she ignored it, it could be one of her trump trick and said "Christ you are so sick to think that". " Maybe I am ".

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Lucy falls in love with John, the golden boy of their high school. Their worlds collide—hers shaped by struggle, his by privilege. When Lucy becomes pregnant, John laughs it off, denies responsibility, and disappears overseas under his parents’ control. Rejected by her own parents, Lucy finds unexpected support in Mike, a quiet boy who stands by her through her darkest moments. As love, regret, and maturity unfold, Lucy must decide what love truly means—and who deserves her heart.

~~BLURB~~ Heavy panting could be heard as a girl ran through the wood barefooted. Prickles pierced into her legs and blood began oozing out of the wound but that didn't stop her from running. No matter what, she must get away from him. Not even him. It!!! She looked back and saw him coming. He was walking slowly and his eyes shone a bright shade of red. He had a smirk on his face and she gasped looking forward. She increased her pace running insanely. She saw a hunter and she ran to him immediately. She asked for help and he turned to the creature. He raised his axe and began running towards him. The man smirked raising his hand. He snapped his fingers and the man's head fell off followed by his arms and legs. Blood came out from all those parts of his body and Ariel screamed. She began her run and she sighted a cave. She diverted to another route running into the cave. She put the rocks she found on the ground to cover the entrance of the cave. She breathe out and then she froze. She felt a cold aura behind her and she turned slowly. She screamed loudly when she saw him and she fell on her butt. Shock was written all over her face as she wondered. How did he get in? "You think you can hide little girl?" His cold voice said and she peed in her pants immediately. ~~~~ Ariel Chen, a college student, has experienced tragedy in her past. Her parents' death in a car accident left her in the care of her aunt. As she navigates college life at Maxwell University in Australia, Ariel feels an eerie presence lurking in the shadows. Every night, she senses being followed, and every day, she feels eyes upon her. That's when she met him, the mysterious stranger with piercing blue eyes that seemed to see right through her. Eyes that sparkled with a hint of red, like embers of a forbidden passion. She feels like there's a shadow within her but where?? Ariel finds herself unexpectedly drawn to this mysterious figure, even as she's desperate to escape his sinister grasp. But can she resist the darkness that threatens to consume her or will she surrender to it's intoxicating temptation. ~~ Who is the shadow? When darkness comes knocking, will she open??

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

My name is Ethan Collins, and I host a popular online paranormal show called Friday Frights. What began as a simple entertainment program has now led me into a world far more complex than anyone could imagine. Through the show's investigative topics and on-site filming, I’ve uncovered secrets that most people will never experience—an eerie, supernatural side to our seemingly mundane world. Believe me, what you see on the show is just the tip of the iceberg, carefully edited to avoid public panic. The true horrors and mysteries lurk beneath the surface, hidden in plain sight. I’ve ventured into places that would terrify the bravest souls, witnessing events beyond explanation. It all started with a car accident, an incident that changed everything. From that moment, I was pulled into a realm no ordinary person could ever comprehend—a world of the unknown. Are you ready to discover the truth behind the veil? Then follow me into Friday Frights.