funny commando stories

Once, a commando was trying to do a stealth mission. But he accidentally stepped on a squeaky toy left by a local dog. The sudden squeak made him jump and his teammates burst out laughing.

A commando during a parachute jump landed right in a big mud puddle. He was completely covered in mud and looked like a mud monster. His friends couldn't stop laughing at his appearance.

Well, once my friend decided to go commando on a really hot day. He was wearing loose shorts and while running to catch a bus, his shorts got caught on a bench and almost slipped down. He had to hold them up quickly, looking all flustered. It was hilarious.

Yes, there was a wife who went commando to a family barbecue. She was wearing a loose skirt. When the wind blew a bit too hard, she had to hold her skirt down quickly. It was a bit of a panic moment but also quite funny in retrospect.

One memorable story is about a commando who was trying to be stealthy but stepped on a twig that made an incredibly loud snap. He froze in place like a statue. His comrades had to hold in their laughter so as not to give away their position. Another is when a commando accidentally used the wrong radio frequency and started chatting with a group of civilian hikers instead of his team. It led to some very confused and funny exchanges.

Yes, there is a story where a girl went commando to a water park. She was so excited to ride the water slides that she forgot to put on her swimsuit bottoms properly. When she got on the slide, she realized her mistake mid - slide. It was quite a comical situation but she managed to laugh it off.

Once, a group of commandos were doing a night - time training exercise. One of them got so turned around in the woods that he ended up behind the enemy lines. When he realized, he hid in a bush. But then he fell asleep and when his team finally found him, he was snoring away. It was a hilarious moment and also a reminder of how tiring those exercises could be.

The Dragon Assault Team and the Seal Assault Team were the world's top special forces. The Dragon Assault Team was established in 2002. The members were all strictly selected from the elite troops such as the reconnaissance brigade of each military region. After that, they had to go through about 70% elimination training. They had air, land, sea, and underwater infiltration assault combat capabilities and maritime anti-terrorism combat capabilities. They had performed well in many international missions such as escorting in the Gulf of Aden, evacuation of Yemen, and rescue of cargo ships hijacked by pirates. Their equipment was also very advanced. They had new submachine guns, fully enclosed circulatory breathing devices, flapping drones, electric surfboards, and so on. The SEALs were officially established in January 1962. Their predecessors could be traced back to the relevant forces during World War II. They were the main special forces of the US Navy and were the special forces of the sea, land, and air. The scale was around 3000 people (in 2020). The selection and training of the team members were also very strict. The training cost was at least 1 million US dollars. The equipment was the most advanced among the same type of military service. They participated in many wars in the United States and took on missions such as protecting the harbor, searching for suspicious obstacles, infiltration, underwater blasting, domestic and foreign security, hostage rescue, unconventional operations, and anti-terrorism operations. However, there was no public information about the outcome of the direct confrontation between the two teams. Both of them had their own advantages, and they could display different combat effectiveness in different combat environments and mission types. For example, the Dragon Assault Team had demonstrated strong combat effectiveness, adaptability, and rapid response in missions such as escorting and evacuating overseas Chinese, while the Seal Assault Team had performed well in many types of missions such as foreign military operations and counter-terrorism. The novel "Flood Dragon" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

The Falcon Commando Team and the Snow Leopard Commando Team were both excellent anti-terrorism forces in China. It was difficult to determine who was stronger. The Falcon Commando Team was established in 1982. It was originally known as the anti-hijacking special police force. It was older and had a greater background. He had reached a very high level in anti-hijacking training. According to the training requirements, the time from breaking into the hatch to killing the criminals did not exceed three seconds, and this was only a passing line. After being selected from the Armed Police Special Police Academy and the various armed police corps, the unit had an extremely high elimination rate of 4 to 1. Now, it was the first special combat detachment of the First Mobile Armed Police Corps. It had jurisdiction over many special combat brigades, as well as anti-hijacking brigades, water brigades, women's brigades, and other special combat forces. The Snow Leopard Commando Team was formerly known as the Snow Wolf Commando Team. The members were all counter-elites who had been eliminated after rigorous training. There was a 50% elimination rate for the reserve members of the National Armed Police Force after the selection. The team members needed to master various skills such as rapid shooting, extreme lurking, diving, helicopter landing, obstacle crossing, combat, driving cars and special vehicles under complex conditions, aircraft driving, explosive disposal, etc. The physical training requirements were also higher than ordinary military requirements. At the same time, they also had to master advanced communication technology and the ability to deal with hacker attacks. They were a counter-terrorism force proficient in water, land and air. In terms of actual combat, in 2004, he escorted the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to Iraq to carry out security missions, and in 2005, he rescued eight kidnapped Chinese compatriots. It was now the First Special Combat Division of the Second Mobile Armed Police Corps. It had jurisdiction over several special combat brigades, women's brigades, armored vehicles, and other forces. These two assault teams had strong combat capabilities and played irreplaceable roles in different mission areas and combat environments. The novel " Flood Dragon " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

" Leopard Commando " was a spy novel created by online novelist Zhuxiang Bookstore. It was published on 17K. The novel told the story of Wan Lin, a son of a martial arts family who had lived in seclusion in the mountains for generations. He brought the "King of Beasts" leopard cubs to join the army's special forces and formed a leopard commando team with them as the core. The protagonist, a man and a beast, had peerless martial arts and strange beast powers. They led the wild beasts in the mountains to save their comrades from danger and fight with the evil forces to the death. The book described the battlefield of blood and fire, the forest where the wind and the crane were trembling, and portrayed a group of special soldiers with iron bones, bloody battlefields, blood and tears. It showed the soldiers 'blood, courage, wisdom, wit, and courage. The descriptions of the soldiers were vivid and vivid, giving the readers a strong sense of immersion. The novel " Flood Dragon " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!