funny plant stories

Matthew found himself transported to a game world. He realized that there seemed to be something wrong with his system. [Class: Necromancer Quest: Planting Trees Goal: 1000 trees Reward: Summoning 'Skeleton Dragon' & a large amount of EXP] From then on, a Necromancer who believed in balance even more than a Druid was born.

Song He, who had crossed over into the Cultivation World, awoke to a Spirit Plant Entry Panel, which allowed him to change or add enhancement entries for Spirit Plants. 【Good Birth, Good Choice】—The seeds born from this Spirit Plant have a chance to possess higher-level entries. 【More Children More Happiness】—This Spirit Plant will produce over a hundred times more seeds. 【Growth Acceleration】—Consume Spirit Stones to achieve limitless growth speed for the Spirit Plant! 【Symbiosis】—You can fuse with a Spirit Plant, gaining its power! With the help of various entries, he created lotuses that could bear elixirs, a plant treasure integrated into the Dantian like an immortal tree, rampart-like cities of Lumen Flowers, and endless fields of rice... Countless cultivators coveted them, all hoping to obtain his unique Spirit Plants! … Farming + Entry system.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

After waking up, everyone will travel through a wasteland world, and the survivors will face various challenges such as acid rain, extreme cold, extreme heat and mutant creatures. Every corner holds unknown dangers, and the survivors have to adapt to this harsh environment. To withstand natural disasters, the survivors must build their own shelters in this dangerous land, stockpile enough water and resources to survive before the disaster strikes. While others struggle daily to gather rotten scraps and fight over limited supplies, fear and desperation slowly spread through the wasteland. Vikram Parker awakened a plant system. While others are scraping for a little bit of food, Vikram can cultivate crops. While survivors reinforce their shelters with fragile wood and broken metal, he grows living walls of vines and sturdy thornwood. His plants can bear fruits, purify water, and gradually transform barren land into fertile soil. As the regional chat fills with panic before every incoming disaster, Vikram calmly harvests fresh vegetables inside his green sanctuary. Looking at the endless cries for help and warnings of starvation, he can’t help but think. Surviving in the apocalypse isn’t that hard. Goals for the first 300 chapters: - Daily Update 1 Chapter Every 40 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapters! A Castle = 5 extra chapter! A Spacecraft = 10 extra chapters! A Gachapon = 15 extra chapters! ................................................

Lucius Mc. Conol, once the leader of a ghost division, is captured and killed on a mission. However, not all is lost as he finds himself reincarnated in another world... as a leafling? Join Lucius as he teaches lower leveled plant life human tactics, bringing to them new concepts and powers. *Ding* [You've leveled up] This is a kingdom-building, evolution story which sees Lucius encounter beings from different species, spreading his influence and 'mystical' powers. === This novel is more a cultivation novel than it is a system novel. The system just adds extra aspects to the cultivation trope, however, this is a cultivation novel at its core.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

"Interstellar Plant Tamer" Author: Hanmen Yatou Copywriter: In the apocalyptic world, Xie Sen, mastering the plant system and peacefully cultivating the land, is mauled to death by zombies. Upon waking, he becomes a notorious loser in Beast Star City—Xie Sen, a child abandoned by the Beast God. After his 18th birthday, his contracted beast has not awakened. This world is zombie-free and the air quality is excellent, which Xie Sen finds satisfying. He's unconcerned about the scarcity and high cost of vegetables; with his plant system, what's there to worry about? However, the system's energy is low, and to obtain plants, energy is needed. The system: Conquer others and earn their gratitude. When gratitude reaches a certain level, you can unlock plants. PS: Each conquest has a different difficulty level, and the amount of gratitude returned also varies, ranging from 1 to 10. Xie·Helpful·Sen is online. This conquest is difficulty level 10, handsome guy. Please wait, let me conquer it. Xie Sen: What's your name? Handsome guy: Maine Kes. Xie Sen: Why does it sound familiar? ┌(。Д。)┐Oh my god, isn’t this the ultimate villain boss in the novel he just finished reading, who led the alien race and almost destroyed the Beast Planet? Xie Sen said that this kind of villain should be strangled in the cradle! Later, [Super fierce╭(╯^╰)╮: Who dares to touch him! Maine: My boyfriend is super cute! #StarCityUniversityForum#: Shocked, the first on the sparring list is actually Xie Feicai! The director of the Botanical Research Institute who had seen the fight video: Kid, come and farm with me, farming has a future. Xie Sen: I have little education, don’t lie to me! The people of Beast Planet: Please fight me! Xie Sen found that something was wrong. What happened to these people who originally looked down on him? They rushed to let him fight. The beaten people cheered with joy (^o^)/~Xie Sen beat me today, and I have vegetables to eat! Xie Sen’s indifferent face·jpg [I was fighting seriously, but my opponent was only thinking about cleaning the battlefield and picking up vegetables! Upgrade your love and venture into the interstellar space, squad mode, wild thoughts_(:з」∠)_ Naughty, cowardly, and furry bottom VS seductive, ruthless, and strong attacker. Note: Due to the world setting, having children, those who are afraid should be cautious, mua (づ￣ 3￣)づ Content tags: having children, farming, interstellar sweet text Search keywords: Protagonist: Xie Sen, Maine Kes┃ Supporting role: Long Teng┃ Others: Brief review of the work: Xie Sen was reborn on the Brant Star with the plant system. Here, edible plants are scarce and the environment outside the city is harsh. Xie Sen used the plant system to exchange plants to improve his combat effectiveness. At the same time, because of his strong affinity, he made a bunch of contracted beast friends. So, large-scale contracted beast live broadcasts, rare plant planting, squads breaking into the interstellar space... unknowingly, they became famous in the interstellar space. The writing of this article is fluent and the conception is novel. The protagonist successfully prevented the villain from turning evil, and upgraded the dog abuse with the villain to become an idol of the entire interstellar space. The plot is light and worth reading.

When you take action, do you know exactly how it will change your course? A flower-loving girl whose family showers her with love suddenly loses it all in a twisted turn of events. On the brink of desesperation, a voice whispers in her ear, "Do you wish for power?" Though she doesn't really care, she will gain the power to place her name in the history books of the entire continent.