funny plant stories

Matthew found himself transported to a game world. He realized that there seemed to be something wrong with his system. [Class: Necromancer Quest: Planting Trees Goal: 1000 trees Reward: Summoning 'Skeleton Dragon' & a large amount of EXP] From then on, a Necromancer who believed in balance even more than a Druid was born.

Song He, who had crossed over into the Cultivation World, awoke to a Spirit Plant Entry Panel, which allowed him to change or add enhancement entries for Spirit Plants. 【Good Birth, Good Choice】—The seeds born from this Spirit Plant have a chance to possess higher-level entries. 【More Children More Happiness】—This Spirit Plant will produce over a hundred times more seeds. 【Growth Acceleration】—Consume Spirit Stones to achieve limitless growth speed for the Spirit Plant! 【Symbiosis】—You can fuse with a Spirit Plant, gaining its power! With the help of various entries, he created lotuses that could bear elixirs, a plant treasure integrated into the Dantian like an immortal tree, rampart-like cities of Lumen Flowers, and endless fields of rice... Countless cultivators coveted them, all hoping to obtain his unique Spirit Plants! … Farming + Entry system.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

After waking up, everyone will travel through a wasteland world, and the survivors will face various challenges such as acid rain, extreme cold, extreme heat and mutant creatures. Every corner holds unknown dangers, and the survivors have to adapt to this harsh environment. To withstand natural disasters, the survivors must build their own shelters in this dangerous land, stockpile enough water and resources to survive before the disaster strikes. While others struggle daily to gather rotten scraps and fight over limited supplies, fear and desperation slowly spread through the wasteland. Vikram Parker awakened a plant system. While others are scraping for a little bit of food, Vikram can cultivate crops. While survivors reinforce their shelters with fragile wood and broken metal, he grows living walls of vines and sturdy thornwood. His plants can bear fruits, purify water, and gradually transform barren land into fertile soil. As the regional chat fills with panic before every incoming disaster, Vikram calmly harvests fresh vegetables inside his green sanctuary. Looking at the endless cries for help and warnings of starvation, he can’t help but think. Surviving in the apocalypse isn’t that hard. Goals for the first 300 chapters: - Daily Update 1 Chapter Every 40 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapters! A Castle = 5 extra chapter! A Spacecraft = 10 extra chapters! A Gachapon = 15 extra chapters! ................................................

Lucius Mc. Conol, once the leader of a ghost division, is captured and killed on a mission. However, not all is lost as he finds himself reincarnated in another world... as a leafling? Join Lucius as he teaches lower leveled plant life human tactics, bringing to them new concepts and powers. *Ding* [You've leveled up] This is a kingdom-building, evolution story which sees Lucius encounter beings from different species, spreading his influence and 'mystical' powers. === This novel is more a cultivation novel than it is a system novel. The system just adds extra aspects to the cultivation trope, however, this is a cultivation novel at its core.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

A Plant Master from a prosperous magical era died and reincarnated as a physically defective Sub-Beast on the Beastman Continent. Orphaned right after birth, he was raised by the entire tribe. Kaelen thought he would live a peaceful, uneventful life until the end of his days. Unexpectedly, during an instance where he accidentally wandered into a cave where a beastman was in a state of frenzy, he was violated by the beastman Sane. After that unintended night, neither of them liked the other, so they reached a secret agreement to keep the matter quiet. Sane took responsibility for providing Kaelen with daily necessities and various new seeds until one of them found a mate. Thanks to these supplies, Kaelen began using his Plant Master abilities from his past life to farm step by step, transforming the barren land around his house into a lush, little green farm. What Sane didn't expect was that the more he interacted with Kaelen, watching how quietly and gently Kaelen cared for each young sprout, the more adorable he found Kaelen to be. Sane grew to like being around Kaelen more and more, constantly reminiscing about the fresh scent of grass and vegetation lingering on Kaelen's body. Could it be... I've fallen for him? While Sane was still tangled up in his own feelings and had yet to realize that Kaelen's body was secretly gestating a little egg, Kaelen's bountiful magical harvests had already alerted the outside world. A whole bunch of stinky beastmen with formidable backgrounds began swarming around his soft, sweet-smelling darling to vie for Kaelen's attention. There was the incredibly arrogant Young Chief of the Lion Tribe, the fierce Intermediate Warrior of the High City, the Oracle of the Temple holding supreme authority... Sane: “...” Get lost, all of you! That's my son's Papa!

By the end of Fifth Eon, the world had been targeted by the onslaught of outer gods, leading it to be overrun by monsters and otherworldly creatures. Rifts tore open and from those fractures came horrors monsters, aberrations, things that did not belong to this reality. Cities fell and kingdoms burned, while entire continents turned into graveyards. Just when humanity was on the verge of peril, the apocalypse stopped and zones started to appear. Forsaken Lands where the rules of the world no longer apply. Every year, those who turned eighteen has to go through awakening and summoned to the zones. Some of them returned as legends, while some perished in the dust of time. Once awakened, a higher Tier Class could let even a commoner leap over dragon gates and soar across the world. In this world, power was everything. A single awakening could decide your fate. A high-tier class could turn a beggar into a king while low-tier class was like a death sentence. The ones who awakened top-tier stood above everyone else, like kings and rulers who could decide the fate of others with just a word. Reigns, who was just an average nobody joe, suddenly found himself transmigrating to this world. And now, after transmigrating into such a world, Reigns realized a problem. His predecessor did not awaken any world-defying class or any skill. Instead, he awakened a support-type class. Farmer class. Are you kidding me? What could it even do in front of monsters that could trample the world with just their roar? His chest tightened, and a bitter feeling rose inside him. For a moment, he felt like everything had already ended before it even began. Just as he thought his life was over, a sudden cold mechanical voice echoed in his mind. [Scanning the class and information.] Reigns stiffened slightly, his eyes widening as he looked around, trying to find the source. [ERROR!] [An anomaly had been found.] [Re-initiating class awakening.] [Host has awakened class Plant Sovereign.] [Host has awakened talent Infinite Evolution.] [Talent: Infinite Evolution] Transcend the fundamental laws of the System. While standard skills and classes are bound by the Tier Cap, this skill allows the user to break through limits. Any owned skill or class can be forcibly evolved beyond its peak. A new class and new talent. A class that allowed him to summon a Plant Legion to fight, and they would level up alongside him. With this power, he could build an entire legion. An army that would obey only him. An elite force of plants with various abilities, growing stronger with every battle. And with this power, he would craft his own legend through blood and terror. You want to defeat me? Have you asked my legions. #infiniteevolution #armybuilding #plantlegion #planttaming

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!