funny chinese restaurant stories

In Chaos City on the Norland Continent, there is a strange restaurant. Here, elves and dwarves share tables. Beastmen are prohibited from making a din, and giant dragons can only seat around the tiny square in front of the restaurant. Even demons have to bring their own stools… But it is such a strange restaurant that has long lines outside every day. Elves are stuffing kebabs, paying no mind to their manners; giant dragons are sitting around a hot pot, strainers in their hands; demons are eating nice-looking dango… "There's no other place on this continent where you can find food like that! The boss here is a genius!" a customer provides such a review. Then, he gives a furtive look at the door. "Also, don't you think of kidnapping the boss away or dine-and-dashing, or you will suffer a tragic death." "Eat, pay, or you will be beaten to death." says a cute little girl in her childish voice as she trots forward. A five-meter tall dragon shivers when it meets her eyes.

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Lu Xuan, a graduate of Zhijiang University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, travels to a parallel world that doesn't value traditional Chinese medicine much. Because of his forthrightness, he offended the department head and was sent to work at a Health Center. Originally thinking that his life was almost over, Lu Xuan discovered that he could hear the Heart's Voice of traditional Chinese medicine. "Aversion to cold, fever, obvious tenderness with rebound pain in the entire abdomen, positive psoas sign..." [Intestinal abscess, how unlucky this guy is. Use downward-draining method to relieve, attack and expel, moisten and unblock to guide the stool and eliminate stagnation to cleanse substantial heat, this illness... rhubarb, mirabilite... it's up to you.]

Check out my other books at this site: https://bookreadingweb.onrender.com/ In a world plagued by the relentless scourge of the undead and ferocious mutant creatures, one man finds himself at the heart of an extraordinary culinary adventure. Meet Xiao Feng, an ordinary chef who, by a twist of fate, awakens in a city overrun by zombies and bizarre mutants. Yet, amidst the chaos and devastation, he discovers a remarkable gift – the power of Culinary Mastery. Xiao Feng's restaurant, "Great Potential," becomes an oasis of safety in a city teeming with danger. Its mysterious defenses not only keep the undead hordes at bay but also shield it from the most devastating of calamities. Armed with a unique set of culinary skills, Xiao Feng embarks on a journey of survival, innovation, and flavor in a world where the distinction between life and death has blurred. As Xiao Feng ventures out into the treacherous streets of the fallen city, he encounters both the undead and living survivors, each with their own unique abilities and stories. His culinary creations not only fill empty stomachs but offer incredible attributes and power-ups to those who partake. But the challenges are enormous, and some encounters prove that not all monsters are mindless. With a growing menu of mutant ingredients and an expanding array of skills, Xiao Feng must navigate a treacherous path of survival while unlocking the secrets of his newfound abilities. He strives to complete missions issued by a mysterious system and unlock the full potential of his culinary prowess. "Doomsday, Let's Open a Restaurant" is a tale of resilience, creativity, and culinary artistry set against a backdrop of horror and uncertainty. Join Xiao Feng as he turns the art of cooking into a lifeline, serving hope on a plate and defying the apocalypse one dish at a time. Will his unique culinary skills be enough to survive in this nightmarish world?

Can Traditional Chinese Medicine cure illnesses? Of course, it can. But the counterfeiting of medicinal herbs is shocking. For example, Red Ginseng, which should be prepared from Ginseng, is replaced by merchants with cheaper American ginseng. It would be a miracle if such Chinese medicinal herbs could cure any illness. Li Xu has bound himself to the [Daily Intelligence System]. [Intelligence 1: Yiyao Hall in the Chinese medicinal herbs wholesale market has just received a batch of genuine Malva nuts.] [Intelligence 2: Guangyi Trading is boiling and dyeing hyacinth beans, worth 20 yuan/jin, to pass them off as Sour Jujube Seeds, worth 800 yuan/jin.] [Intelligence 3: Three wild Danggui of excellent quality are growing on the ridge of Peach Mountain, west of the city. They have matured, please collect them in a timely manner.] [Intelligence 4: Your next-door neighbor, Hu Wenguang, has a kidney yin deficiency. You can use two liang of Goji Berries, seven qian of mulberries, one liang and two qian of rehmannia root...] Using good herbs, prescribing good formulas, and applying good acupuncture... Li Xu will let the world know what true "curing illness upon treatment" means!

In the Chaos City of Nolan Continent, there's a peculiar restaurant. Here, elves have to share tables with dwarves, orcs are strictly forbidden from making noise, dragons can only sit around the small square in front of the restaurant, and demons even need to bring their own special stools... Yet, despite these bizarre rules, a long line forms outside the restaurant every day. Elves eat skewers without regard for etiquette, dragons huddle around a hotpot with ladles in hand, and demons munch on adorable dumplings... "The food here is unlike anything else on the continent! This owner is a genius!" one customer commented, then secretly glanced towards the entrance: "And, whatever you do, don't even think about kidnapping the owner or trying to dine and dash, or you'll die a horrible death." "Eat and pay, or I'll kill you all." a cute little girl said in a sweet, childish voice, her gaze falling on a nearby dragon, causing the five or six meter tall dragon to shiver. ____ *This novel belongs to the author Qing Yu Jiang Hu (轻语江湖). I am currently translating this book. If you are interested in this book and would like to continue reading, please subscribe or purchase it once through my Patreon account! (Marshmallow_ Sweet) I know there may be two other books same to mine, but they have stopped updating, while mine has over 200 chapters and is completely free!!! _____

Dans la Ville du Chaos sur le Continent de Norland, il y a un étrange restaurant. Ici, les elfes et les nains partagent les tables. Les hommes-bêtes sont interdits de faire du bruit, et les dragons géants ne peuvent s'asseoir qu'autour du minuscule carré devant le restaurant. Même les démons doivent apporter leurs propres tabourets... Mais c'est un restaurant si étrange qu'il y a de longues files d'attente dehors chaque jour. Les elfes dévorent des brochettes, sans se soucier de leurs manières; les dragons géants sont assis autour d'une fondue, louches à la main; les démons mangent des dango d'apparence appétissante... "Il n'y a aucun autre endroit sur ce continent où vous pouvez trouver de la nourriture comme celle-ci! Le patron ici est un génie!" commente un client. Puis, il jette un regard furtif vers la porte. "Aussi, ne pensez pas à kidnapper le patron ou à partir sans payer, ou vous subirez une mort tragique." "Mangez, payez, ou vous serez battus à mort." dit une mignonne petite fille de sa voix enfantine tandis qu'elle trottine vers l'avant. Un dragon de cinq mètres de haut frissonne lorsqu'il croise son regard.

In der Chaos Stadt auf dem Norland-Kontinent gibt es ein seltsames Restaurant. Hier teilen sich Elfen und Zwerge die Tische. Tiermenschen ist es verboten, Lärm zu machen, und Riesendrachen können nur auf dem winzigen Platz vor dem Restaurant sitzen. Sogar Dämonen müssen ihre eigenen Hocker mitbringen… Aber es ist genau ein solch seltsames Restaurant, vor dem sich jeden Tag lange Schlangen bilden. Elfen stopfen sich Kebabs hinein, ohne auf ihre Manieren zu achten; Riesendrachen sitzen um einen Feuertopf herum, Siebe in ihren Händen; Dämonen essen gut aussehende Dango… "Es gibt keinen anderen Ort auf diesem Kontinent, an dem man solches Essen finden kann! Der Boss hier ist ein Genie!", gibt ein Kunde eine solche Bewertung ab. Dann wirft er einen verstohlenen Blick zur Tür. "Außerdem, denkt nicht daran, den Boss zu entführen oder die Zeche zu prellen, sonst werdet ihr einen tragischen Tod erleiden." "Essen, bezahlen, oder du wirst zu Tode geprügelt", sagt ein süßes kleines Mädchen mit kindlicher Stimme, als sie nach vorne trottet. Ein fünf Meter großer Drache zittert, als sein Blick auf ihren trifft.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Novel translation from chapter 1283. You can find the previous chapters by searching.