funny supermarket stories

Zombies, cold waves, floods, earthquakes, acid rain, tsunamis, extreme cold, high temperatures, land pollution, seven days of darkness... Since the year 2563, humanity had endured such apocalyptic crises for a full ten years. In those ten years, plants mutated, animals mutated, the food that once fed humans became toxic, and the lands that could once grow plants were now polluted. The living space for humans was increasingly compressed. And at this critical moment, a five-story supermarket suddenly appeared. Here, one could buy piping hot oden, tasty instant noodles, and sweet White Rabbit Creamy Candies... Countless Superpower Users greedily wanted to take the supermarket for themselves. And then... They were all kicked flying by Su Yinhe with one kick. Su Yinhe spread her hands, "I didn't bring the Infinite Supermarket here to be robbed; I came to make money." A Superpower User who felt like he struck gold after buying a box of instant noodles: "Miss Su is beautiful and kind-hearted, to only charge me ten gold bars for such a huge box of instant noodles." A female Superpower User who hadn't tasted sugar in ten years, with tears streaming down as she savored the candy: "Such sweet sugar, and it only costs one gold bar. Miss Su truly is a great person." A Superpower User who ate the supermarket's oden and then didn't want to leave: "I'm twenty-five this year, 188, Gold Element superpower..." Su Yinhe, only wanting to make money while holding a pile of gold bars: "Keep it low-key, low-key."

After Yu Xiaolian unexpectedly transmigrated, she found herself with the awareness of what was to come and a pocket supermarket that would replenish every item consumed after midnight. No idea how to start a fire? No problem—she had lighters. Crude village food hurt her throat? No problem—she had wheat, rice, fresh vegetables, and frozen food. With endless resources, she started a mystery shop in ancient times. A certain man: I want a hundred bottles of wine, beer, and fruit juice! Sorry, but that is beyond the daily limit. So what if she was the cannon fodder? With the pocket supermarket, even the lead characters only get their favorite snack if she feels like giving it to them. Life was good with endless resources and knowledge of the system bugs plaguing the lead characters!

How does it feel to be pushed into a pile of zombies by the closest and most trusted person? The reborn Hua Mi said: The first priority of survival in the last days is to have enough supplies, stay away from the crowd and that white lotus, and survive until the end. Rolling up your sleeves and preparing for a big fight, suddenly activate the supermarket space and cashier system? ! Tsk, what more struggle is there in life, you can win until the end by lying down! But looking down at her growing belly, Hua Mi held milk powder in her left hand and a machete in her right. Where did this baby come from? ! The plan was a bit different, the first priority of survival was the smooth birth of the cub, and being vigilant against the man who stared at her stomach all day long. Man: Wife, why do I feel that you have been eating more and more fat recently? Looks like she's pregnant. Huami: Not like...

After a gas explosion, Bai Xue finds herself reborn as Bai Ruxue. The good news? Her supermarket pocket dimension came along. It’s stocked with rice, noodles, grains, oil, veggies, fruits, snacks, clothes—everything she needs. She trades these goods for a house, a car, a new job, and gold! She declares, “With this supermarket, I can get anything in the world.” One day, a man surnamed Zhang shows up. “How can I repay you for saving my life?” In the end, he pledges his whole heart to her, for life!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

In the apocalyptic world, the big boss Jiang Xin traverses to the 1980s. In the previous second, she was still slaying zombies. In the next second, she becomes a female cannon fodder in a period novel. The original owner was framed by a distant cousin and forced to marry her nominal cousin-in-law. Her reputation was ruined, and she was scolded by the villagers as a seductress of her brother-in-law. Jiang Xin opens her eyes to chaos. A mother-in-law, unaware of the truth, speaks harshly to her. The indifferent husband ignores her and even doesn’t return home. The green tea cousin acts pitiful to sow discord, turning the household into chaos. Distant relatives ransack the money and tickets sent by the original owner’s parents, leaving nothing behind. To this, Jiang Xin expresses that she can no longer tolerate it and begins to fight back. She exposes the true face of the cousin and seeks justice for the original owner, reversing her image in the village. In response to the malicious plundering by extreme relatives, Jiang Xin retaliates swiftly, warning them they don’t know the danger they’re courting. After learning the truth, the mother-in-law, who hangs her head in shame, receives Jiang Xin’s wave of indifference. After all, her career is her priority! She flips resources from her space superstore, earning massive wealth. Spotting a business opportunity, she invests in a factory on the verge of bankruptcy, which unexpectedly gets listed, with its stock price multiplying by thousands! When Jiang Xin, counting her money, is about to kick her cheap husband to the curb, planning to return to the provincial city to reunite with her parents, retire, and enjoy life, The man, who had been following her around pitifully, suddenly approaches: "Baby, are you leaving me?" Jiang Xin touches her head, looking embarrassed, as she suddenly remembers she still has this one to deal with?

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Xiao Yingchun, a social animal, gave up her job and went home to inherit her parents' small supermarket. One day, a young and heroic general came in from the back door of the supermarket and bought a box of compressed biscuits with silver ingots. One silver ingot can be exchanged for 6,000 yuan! From then on, Xiao Yingchun started a life of sudden wealth. Compressed biscuits, canned food, medicine, rouge, powder and cosmetics, everything you can think of, all exchanged for ingots! Phoenix men, rich second generation, greedy relatives, all get out! I don't want to be a blood bag, I don't want to marry into a wealthy family, I want to be a wealthy family myself! The general paused and said: "I want to marry Boss Xiao, is 100,000 taels of gold enough?" Xiao Yingchun: "I'll give you 10,000 boxes of compressed biscuits, will you marry into my family?" The general nodded decisively: "Deal!"