What are the most interesting funny supermarket pick up stories you've heard?
I heard about a lady in the supermarket. She was looking at the fresh produce. When she picked up an avocado, she squeezed it a bit too hard and the insides squirted out all over her hand. She was so embarrassed but everyone around her couldn't help but laugh. It was a really messy yet funny situation. She then just laughed it off and went to wash her hands. There's also a story of a young couple. The guy was trying to show off to his girlfriend by easily picking up a big box of detergent. But as he lifted it, the bottom of the box ripped and detergent started pouring out all over the floor. They both just stared at each other in shock for a moment and then started laughing uncontrollably.
There was a story where an elderly man was in the supermarket. He was looking at the canned goods. He picked up a can of soup and started to tell the can a story about how his mother used to make the same kind of soup when he was a child. Then he realized what he was doing and put the can back quickly, looking around to see if anyone noticed. It was really endearing and funny at the same time.
What are the most interesting friends pick up line stories you've heard?
One of the most interesting ones I heard was when a guy said to a girl 'Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.' The girl was really surprised but then she smiled and they started talking about their interests. It was a simple but effective line.
Can you share some funny supermarket pick up stories?
Well, I remember a man in the supermarket. He was looking at the pickles. He picked up a jar, read the label out loud in a really funny voice, like he was doing a stand - up comedy routine. Everyone around him started to laugh.
What are the most interesting funny paranoid stories you've heard?
One really funny one is about a man who believed that his car radio was sending his thoughts to the government. So he would only listen to static. He was so paranoid that he even covered the radio with aluminum foil. After a while, he realized that he had just been watching too many conspiracy theory shows on TV.
What are the most interesting funny interrailing stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a guy interrailing in Scandinavia. He thought he booked a sleeper compartment but actually booked a storage area. He didn't realize until he tried to lie down and there were boxes everywhere. He ended up having to share a normal seat with a really friendly family for the whole night. They shared stories and he had a great time despite the initial mix - up.
What are the most interesting funny apartment stories you've heard?
I heard a story about a person who accidentally locked themselves out of their apartment while taking out the trash, and they were only wearing their pajamas. They had to call the landlord at 3 in the morning, looking quite silly.
What are the most interesting subway funny stories you've heard?
A lady once got on the subway with a huge hat. It was so big that it kept hitting people as she walked down the aisle. She was so oblivious to it and when someone finally told her, she just took it off and put it on her lap and started laughing. It was such a simple yet funny moment.
What are the most interesting funny ape stories you've heard?
A funny ape story I heard was about an orangutan. It managed to steal a camera from a wildlife photographer. Instead of being scared, it started taking pictures of itself and the surrounding jungle. The resulting photos were really strange and funny, with the orangutan's big nose and curious eyes filling the frame.
What are the most interesting funny roadie stories you've heard?
I heard of a roadie who was supposed to set up the microphones. But he got distracted by a food truck outside. When he came back, he set up the mics all wrong, and during the performance, the singer's voice was coming out of the backstage speakers. It was chaos but really funny.
What are the most interesting funny manufacturing stories you've heard?
At a glassware manufacturing factory, they were making wine glasses. The molds got a bit distorted one day. As a result, the wine glasses that came out were all wonky - shaped. Some were taller on one side, and some had a twisted stem. It was a hilarious sight, and the factory had to discard a large number of defective products until they fixed the molds.
What are the most interesting funny time stories you've heard?
A co - worker of mine once showed up to work on a Saturday thinking it was Friday. He was all dressed up in his formal work clothes and was very confused when he saw the empty office. He then realized his mistake and just had to laugh at himself.