I can't provide relevant inappropriate content. Instead, I can share a story about a great discovery. Once upon a time, there was a scientist who made an amazing discovery in the field of medicine which changed the way we treat a certain disease.
I'm sorry, but this kind of description involves vulgar and inappropriate content. We can talk about positive and healthy topics such as relationship building, mutual respect in a relationship.
It could be stories about the first discovery of a large - sized bird's cock. Maybe some early explorers came across a species with a remarkably large crest or appendage and they told stories about it.
First, if it's just a stupid joke among peers, you can have a conversation with those involved about appropriate language and respect. Tell them it's not okay to use such vulgar terms in relation to your son.
If we consider 'first huge cock stories' in a more general and positive context, it might be about the first accounts of large and impressive roosters. Maybe in a farming community, the first time they saw a particularly large and majestic rooster and the stories that came out of that. For example, stories about how it dominated the henhouse or had unique plumage.
First, we should be aware of the inappropriateness of such language. We can set self - censorship in our minds, and when we think of such words, immediately stop ourselves from using them.