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GREED: ALL FOR WHAT?

GREED: ALL FOR WHAT?

It is said that you shouldn't meet your heroes. Gehaldirah, a high elf of royal bloodline didn't have to meet the realm lord of High Heaven before he became disillusioned. His admiration for the paragon of the high elf race turned into hatred when he got some damning knowledge about why demons kept attacking his home and looting the sacred tree of life. His hatred for the realm lord turned to self-hatred for his weakness and mediocrity. Gehaldirah had a moment of introspection. He isn't at the bottom of the ladder in this strength-based hierarchy. He is a king of law, but that apparently isn't enough to guarantee your fate. His strength is also mediocre because it was granted to him because of his bloodline. He determined he had to change himself. He has to become better. He concocted a plan that is one part genius and one part greed. His plan for reincarnation led him to the trial of heaven that occurs every origin cycle. He needed Origin essence so he participated in the trial. He got more than he wanted from the trial. His plan for reincarnation would be a success after some adjustments. But now he has a different aim. He won't aim for just the realm lord. The realm lord has control of the High Heaven Realm. That isn't enough for Geraldirah anymore. He became greedier. He has his sight set on the movers and shakers of the Void Universe. Only the power to subvert the will of World Gods will do. The plan to create LEGION, the ultimate organism was then hatched. If one person cannot achieve something, what about a multitude of them? His journey will not be easy. He will have to overcome Celestials and their Celestial Supreme, Gods and their GodKings, Demon kings and their Demon gods. The Void Universe is full of obstacles that will like nothing more than to put an end to his path. It is not that they hate him. They will oppose him simply because the era of conquest is coming. There are no friends in the era of conquest. It is everyone for themselves. And he will use everything and everyone for the advancement of Legion. AUTHOR: I cannot promise that you will like it. I can only promise that the book is original and unique. It is something new. The MC is neutral evil. He is willing to sacrifice everyone for his goals. He is smart and the antagonists in the book are cunning. https: https://discord.gg/wA7n2M23Aw Power Stones Goals: 1400PS -1 Extra Chapter. 2000PS - 2 Extra Chapters. 3000PS -3 Extra Chapters. 5000PS - 4 Extra Chapters. Golden Tickets Goals: 100 Golden Tickets -1 Extra Chapter. 200 Golden Tickets - 2 Extra Chapters. 300 Golden Tickets -3 Extra Chapters. 400 Golden Tickets - 4 Extra Chapters. 500 Golden Tickets - 5 Extra Chapters.
Fantasy
2664 Chs
A MAZE OF GREED

A MAZE OF GREED

"Don't stop, Ruth. Run, run!" Thea yelled again while moving her hands. Before Edwin turned her around and got a chance to see her face, Ruth pulled her hand up and jabbed his nose. Edwin wailed in pain as he felt his nose go numb with pain. Instinctively he freed Ruth to cover his nose with both hands. He bent over a little as his eyes watered because of pain. "You!" He hissed in anger as he leapt again for Ruth. But she managed to run before he could catch her again. Her head turned around in shock when Edwin's hand tore her dress when he tried to grab her. It also surprised Edwin as he had not intended for this to happen. He looked up from the piece of cloth in his hand to see gorgeous hazel eyes. He stood rooted to his spot as his mind went blank. Ruth managed to get out of the property and ran with Thea without looking back. The guard came panting, but Edwin didn't notice him as his eyes were still trained on the gap in the wall, through which Ruth escaped. He slowly looked at the brown fabric in his hand, and the image of those alluring hazel eyes flashed in his mind. He clutched the fabric tightly in his hand, and the word left his lips in a whisper. "Ruth!" ******************* They say that there are only two types of people in the world - good and bad. Good people get happiness in their life while bad ones have to pay for their wrongdoings. Easy right? But what if you have to side with either BAD or BAD? Whom will you support? Join this journey full of secrets, past mistakes, love, hate, revenge and GREED...GREED of Power and Lust. Welcome to A MAZE OF GREED! ******************** The cover of the book belongs to its rightful owner and I do not own it. I am only using it for my book cover. If the owner wants to take it down please contact me and I will do it immediately. Instagram account:- author_rutujap Discord:- https://discord.gg/wpyvsh42
Fantasy
1058 Chs
The Crowned Greed: Transmigrated into a Demonic Dragon

The Crowned Greed: Transmigrated into a Demonic Dragon

"Is this death?" Food. Water. A blanket. A roof. For a crippled, homeless boy like Dante, that was all he ever wanted. But until his last breath, he couldn't live the happy life he dreamed of. When he finally accepted death, he opened his eyes only to find himself in a supernatural world. A world where logic doesn't make sense and where magic isn't fairytales. And his body? It's the body of a real demonic dragon rather than his old one. Before he could understand what was happening, a spinning axe buried itself into his skull… yet he stayed conscious. Feeling that sharp, immense pain, Dante realized—he was being hunted. Hell had just begun. But whether it was his or his enemies'… no one could tell. ¢¢¢ Regarding the MC's morality: he'll keep changing. I can only promise that by the end of the story, he won't be a dark villain. Regarding r18: It's mainly for the gore and dark theme (medieval settings with no religions, I want to take my freedom in writing this). If you're here for smut, then you can leave. anything like smut will be described in a suggestive way or only mentioned quickly without description (and that's only if it's necessary, I hate smut and I won't fill the story with fanservice) Regarding romance: Slow romance (and a bit late), No Smut, Single FL, No Ntr, No Yuri, No Yaoi, No Useless FL, probably no Tsundere (Idk how to write a good tsundere fl). For characters arts (there are many), join discord: https://discord.gg/4VbkEBRmNc
Fantasy
248 Chs
Capital Of Greed

Capital Of Greed

The Cosmic Realm, the Infernal Realm, and the Mortal Realm constitute the world of Avaritia, a prosperous land of might and magic. With Humans, Elves, Dragons, Hobbits, Dwarves, and even Gods inhabiting its lands, it is a world that is as rich in history as it is in strife. For thousands of years, the Three Realms were locked in relentless conflict; the Mortal Realm serving as the battlefield. The three sides secured victories both large and small, but none managed to truly prevail over the others. Unable to watch his children slaughter each other, the God King Raidriar sacrificed his own life and split the Three Realms, stopping the endless wars. However, with his death, he left a prophecy. “On the eve of the Fourth Millennium, when the tears of Ausar finally run dry, the Throne of Fortune will appear.” “And he who ascends the Throne will be named ‘King of the World’.” And now, many years have passed and the fabled time has finally come. The Three Realms have shown signs of reuniting once again and the Gods have begun to place their bets on their chosen champions. Amidst this contest of epic proportions arrives one pesky transmigrator. ------------------------------------------- Main Character Introduction: Atlas Constantine, previously John Doe, is the newly transmigrated 13-year-old Prince of the recently fallen Constantine Kingdom. He is a genius, narcissist, a megalomaniac, and an ex-politician with nearly sixty years of experience. He is known for his treacherous character, bottomless greed, and glib tongue. He is also petty, vain, shameless, paranoid, and manipulative. A person whose moral standards are egregiously low. To summarize him in a sentence. "If people ever ask you to define the word 'Genius', just tell them my name." :- Atlas Constantine ------------------------------------------- Tags: Transmigration, High Fantasy, Male MC, Weak MC, No Cheats, Kingdom Building, Wars, Territory Management. Upload Rate / Time: 1 chapter/ day. 8:00 AM CST.
Fantasy
70 Chs
Tell me a funny greed story.
Once upon a time, there was a greedy little mouse. It found a large piece of cheese in a trap. Instead of being cautious, it was so greedy that it tried to drag the whole piece out at once. Of course, it got caught in the trap. The moral of the story is that greed can lead to trouble.
3 answers
2024-11-16 06:17
Can you share another funny greed story?
Sure. There was a greedy dog. It had a bone in its mouth and was walking across a bridge. It looked down into the water and saw what it thought was another dog with an even bigger bone. Greedy for the bigger bone, it opened its mouth to bark at the 'other dog' and its own bone fell into the water. It ended up with nothing because of its greed.
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2024-11-16 08:41
What are the moral lessons in funny greed stories?
One moral is that greed can lead to over - consumption. Like in the story of the man with the free samples, his greed made him take more than he needed, which is not a good behavior.
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2024-11-24 20:19
Can you share some funny greed stories?
Once upon a time, there was a miserly king. He taxed his people heavily just to fill his already overflowing treasure chests. He was so greedy that he didn't use the money for the good of the kingdom, like building roads or helping the poor. Instead, he just liked to count his gold coins every day and gloat over his wealth. His people suffered a great deal because of his greed.
2 answers
2024-11-26 14:05
What makes funny greed comics so appealing?
The appeal of funny greed comics lies in their ability to make us laugh while also making us think about the nature of greed in a fun way. They use satire and humor to bring a fresh perspective, and the colorful artworks enhance the enjoyment.
1 answer
2025-08-27 05:26
Is Greed Based on a True Story?
No, it's not. Greed is usually a fictional concept created for entertainment or to convey certain messages.
2 answers
2024-10-04 08:02
When does the story give Greed the clearest consequence-heavy version of "Greed"?
If you want the clearest chapter reference, go to Chapter 632. Early on, Central Continent-- The hidden space portal in the forests Bzzzzzz "The...; later, the chapter leans on Prepare to receive the arrivals." The guards around the gate stood and....
1 answer
2026-05-17 19:44
When does the story give Greed the clearest consequence-heavy version of "Greed"?
If you want the clearest chapter reference, go to Chapter 553. Early on, The area around Father Tree's body-- Four days after Robin left for the...; later, the chapter leans on Isn't it normal for my points to be checked before a stingy scoundrel like....
1 answer
2026-05-15 19:17
When does the story give Greed the clearest consequence-heavy version of "Greed"?
If you want the clearest chapter reference, go to Chapter 553. Early on, The area around Father Tree's body-- Four days after Robin left for the...; later, the chapter leans on Isn't it normal for my points to be checked before a stingy scoundrel like....
1 answer
2026-05-12 12:34
When does the story give Greed the clearest consequence-heavy version of "Greed"?
If you want the clearest chapter reference, go to Chapter 632. Early on, Central Continent-- The hidden space portal in the forests Bzzzzzz "The...; later, the chapter leans on Prepare to receive the arrivals." The guards around the gate stood and....
1 answer
2026-05-07 00:09
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