funny tweet stories

There was this tweet where a person shared their experience of trying to bake for the first time. They tweeted pictures of a lopsided cake that looked more like a pancake and said 'I followed the recipe but I think my oven has a mind of its own. This is supposed to be a cake but it's a flat disaster!' People found it really funny and started sharing their own baking fails in the replies.

A very popular one was when a celebrity tweeted a picture of themselves with a really bad haircut they got as a joke. They said 'Decided to let my 5 - year - old niece be my stylist today. Big mistake!' It went viral. Another is a tweet from a mom who found her toddler had drawn all over the walls with a permanent marker. She tweeted a picture and said 'My little Picasso strikes again. Time to repaint the whole house.' This also got a ton of attention.

Here are some ways to get funny material for novel tweets: - videoezy: This website has a large number of free and paid high-definition video materials, covering various types such as scenery, culture, humor, and stress relief. It's suitable for creating novels, tweets, and videos. - Pixabay: A free source material website with a wide variety of materials. The quality of the video materials is very high and can be used for novel tweets. The following are some recommended funny novels that can be used as a source of funny material: - " Sold everything to go to school ": The former top engineer Wei San dressed up as an interstellar child who was out of school. He relied on picking up trash and turning it into treasure to save money to go to school. A series of funny plots happened. - " Dafeng Nightwatchman ": A Xianxia novel with an empty historical background. It has a unique Xianxia world setting. The male protagonist is reborn in prison. The plot is humorous. - " I'm really not a hot shot ": A silly novel with a cultivation fantasy background. The protagonist was especially unlucky but had a peerless appearance and was shameless. He had no limits. He could see the Lucky Aura and even used the luck of others to upgrade his halo. - " The entire entertainment industry is waiting for us to get a divorce ": The female protagonist wakes up from her amnesia to find that she has been married for three years. Her husband is the best actor. After losing her memory, the female protagonist decides to get a divorce. The plot after that is full of funny elements. - "Careless, Big Trouble!": The story unfolded after the female lead unexpectedly got pregnant. The female lead was a little white neurotic editor who loved knockoffs, while the male lead was black-bellied. One was responsible for causing trouble and the other was responsible for cleaning up. - " I Don't Want to Fall in Love with the Boss ": After the female protagonist misunderstood the male protagonist, she transmigrated back to her university days. She wanted to hug the male protagonist's thigh and help him chase the white moonlight, but she found that the male protagonist liked her. The rebirth process was full of funny scenes. - " The Scene of the White Lotus Falling Off the Horse ": The female lead is a drama queen. The sophomore year intern screenwriter likes the president and the male lead, who is dressed as a well-behaved lady. The male lead looks tough but actually likes pink " little princess " in his heart. His beard is sticky. The plot of the two falling off each other's horses is very interesting. - " The Moon Shines Over the River ": The female protagonist is cold and aloof in school. Her father is the principal. There are also the main characters such as the male protagonist, a repeater who dropped out of military school, and a hooligan who transferred to another school. After the souls of the father and the hooligan exchange, there is a ridiculous story. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

He recommended a few good novels. " The Grand Tutor's Great Trickery " was a wuxia fantasy novel written by a great duke. The main character, Wu Wuyu, relied on his mouth to create a prosperous world. He coaxed the empress and pacified the people. He could even read the palm of a martial arts heroine and calculate their marriage. " Zombies, This Trickster " was a science fiction apocalyptic novel written by Ruo Qiongtu. The female protagonist, Su Xiaobo, had an undying physique, while the male protagonist was a zombie without a spatial ability. It had many references to biochemistry and the walking dead. The plot was interesting. There was a reason for the female protagonist's undying physique, and the author's trickster quality was guaranteed. " The Invincible Zombies of the Apocalypse " was written by Lonely. The main character, Ling Nan, became a zombie due to greed during archeology, and then led his underlings to become self-reliant in the apocalypse. 'My Girlfriend Is a Zombie' was written by Dark Lychee. The male protagonist Ling Mo's girlfriend mutated and he brought her along to survive in the apocalypse. The female protagonist's zombie novel was playful and was a more relaxed apocalypse novel. Although the author was a woman, she grasped the thoughts of men.  There was also " Zombie Girl Live Stream ", a female novel written by Xiaoxiao Luo. The female lead, a blind girl, had a live stream system after she turned into a zombie. It was a live stream in the apocalypse without a male lead. The style of writing was suspenseful and the picture was strong. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

The 188 boy group series had a lot of funny elements that could be used in tweets. For example, Shao Qun was a character in " Sissy ". This regiment commander was quite a scumbag. There was a very funny scene where " Li Chengxiu ran away with someone." Later, when he wanted to redeem himself, he made all kinds of tricks. From being a super scumbag to wanting to tie Li Chengxiu up with a child, the change before and after was full of drama and laughter. Song Juhan was the deputy leader of " Drunk for Years." There was an interesting joke about him cracking walnuts. When he was cracking walnuts at home, the person he liked was on a date with someone else. The photo was even sent to a group of more than 200 people. He hurt her like a heartless child. This contrast was a little funny. In " Little White Poplar," Bai Xinyu, a rich boy, was sent to the army. He couldn't bear the hardships and started to raise pigs in the kitchen. He even had fun raising pigs. The plot of " Little White Raising Pigs " was very interesting. In " Additional Legacy," there was a joke about Luo Yi." Big Boss Luo doesn't cut his hair in the first month of the lunar month." He deceived people very badly. The story between him and Wen Xiaohui was also very interesting. Wen Xiaohui was a vain and exaggerated little trainee hairdresser. After receiving the news of his godsister's death, he had to take care of Luo Yi. Luo Yi looked obedient but was actually vicious and evil. The plot during the process of their interaction had many dramatic and funny parts. These elements combined could create a very funny 188 boys group novel. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

The following are some recommendations for the novel: - ** True and False Thousand Gold Category **: - "Green Tea Female Supporting Actor Really Doesn't Want to Be Famous": Su Shuang's article in the entertainment circle. In her previous life, the female protagonist's skills were maxed out. After she transmigrated, she became the real daughter of a wealthy family who was persecuted by her parents. She bound the system to collect scream points to curse or bless others. She used her all-rounded talent to participate in variety shows to gain fans and easily collect scream points. Although the original female lead had a system, she had evil intentions and was beaten up by the female lead. In ancient times, the male protagonist had a master-servant relationship with the female protagonist. In modern times, he was an actor who silently protected the female protagonist. However, the female lead liked to flirt with handsome men and might be seen as a little scum. - "When I woke up, I had a huge sum of money on me." The original female protagonist was a fake daughter who often provoked the female protagonist. The female protagonist's family was not clear about it and despised the female protagonist. After the female protagonist was reborn, she no longer cared about the love of her family. She was also not easily provoked by the original female protagonist. She could also use future information to make money. - "The Real Rich Lady Got Rich on Ghost Street": Paranormal to urban fantasy. The female protagonist grew up without parents. Her biological parents and fake daughter treated her very badly. When the female protagonist was blackened, she was bound to the system. After learning that she was the evil female supporting character of the CEO's favorite novel, she gave up the evil female supporting character route and left her family to live a good life. She even had a sweet love story with a black cat that had been possessed by a villain. - "Thousand Gold": anti-routine true and false thousand gold sweet favorite text. The female protagonist was the real daughter of a rich family who had been maliciously swapped. After being abandoned by the fake daughter's mother, she was raised by her grandfather. In order to avoid trouble, she went home with her biological parents. She was lazy, charming, and had a high IQ. She had countless wealth and lived freely. - ** Gu Yan's Desperate Thousand Gold Class **: - " Crush Begonia ": Lin Haitang, the daughter of an official family who was on the decline, was sent to Hongxiang Tower and met Jiang City. Jiang City had a conflict with her because of the United Heart Gu, and abandoned her after the Gu was dispelled. After that, Lin Haitang got together with her childhood sweetheart, and she came back to Jiang City to regret it. This was a story about a male protagonist chasing his wife in a crematorium, and it contained elements such as robbery. - "Quiet Spring": Xie Xi's house was raided and she was sold. Eight years later, she returned to Shangjing and met Yang Jian of the Yang family. The Yang family's dignitaries stepped on the bones of the Xie family, and the story began. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

"A Strange Journey" was a mystery novel that was written in a snap of a finger. Ghosts really existed in this book, and all kinds of strange things happened. What was the truth behind it? Who pushed open the forbidden door? With the evil eye watching, the story began when Xiao Mo answered the phone. The author was a horror writer after Black Tinder. Although the new book had changed, it still retained its style. In the early stages of the game, the atmosphere of horror was rendered in place, and the protagonist's team brain could reason and analyze. However, in the later stages, the protagonist's IQ dropped, and his reasoning was always wrong. He relied on his teammates to find the answer. Overall, it was a good infinite horror mystery novel, similar to "Hell's Apartment." The atmosphere was creepy, and the timid should be careful. There were many bugs in the book, and the layout was so extensive that the content before and after did not match. Although there were some shortcomings, the terrifying atmosphere and character creation were not bad. The book was a good read, and its recommendation index was four stars. "Reborn as a Financial Magnate in Brazil" was a fictional historical novel written by Durian Shield. It was a story about a modern sailor who was reborn as a soldier of the Brazilian Expeditionary Force and became the largest tycoon family in Brazil with foresight. The book was set in Brazil during World War II, showing its role and contributions to the war, as well as many little-known historical details. After the protagonist was reborn, he made meritorious deeds on the battlefield. Later, he achieved achievements in various fields in Brazil and fought against the powers of various countries. It was suitable for readers who were interested in Brazilian history and culture, military, business, and politics. It was a good novel. "All-rounded Substitute Teacher" was a novel about urban life written by Ren Xiaosheng in Yanyu. The male protagonist, Yang Zhengdong, was a substitute teacher, but he was known as the great leader of education and the founder of professional education. The school he founded became a place that students yearned for. Many industry leaders considered themselves his disciples. The contrast between them was very interesting. There were many other characters in the book, each with their own characteristics. For example, the female lead, Sun Yuanyuan, was as gentle as water. "I Really Don't Want to Do This" was a novel about a mysterious world. The protagonist Xia Feng woke up with the most powerful horror system in his mind. He could exchange cards, strengthen himself, learn skills, and even create a world. This book was the author's work of transformation. It diluted the horror and added a sense of pleasure. There were funny elements. The combination of horror and joy was quite reasonable and did not look oppressive. It was like an urban novel with a scary label. It updated slowly, but the plot was not bad. It was suitable for killing time. "Basketball Big Brother" was a sports basketball novel written by Xia Tian's pure student. The protagonist was reborn in 2012. He had the ability to increase his attributes by blocking shots. Starting from New York, he dominated the NCAA and advanced toward the championship. There were also famous players like Barkley and O'Neal. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

The following are some of the material for the horror and comedy novel tweets: - " A mournful cry came from this ancient castle. When night fell, a little girl in a white coat appeared in the hall... It turned out that it was just a stuffed toy stuck to the wall. It was too scary!" - On a dark and windy night, she was walking alone on her way home. When she passed by a cemetery, she suddenly heard a voice that was so noisy. She was so frightened that she ran away. Someone in the cemetery stood up unsteadily and continued to mutter,"I can't even sleep well after drinking." - For example, there was a plot in the book,"Boss, do you know? Actually, all of us have a third eye." " Everyone has an eye between their eyebrows, but it's hidden inside their body." " It requires a special cultivation method to activate it. The Taoists call it the 'Heavenly Eye'." " Hehe," someone replied." Professor, the eyes I'm talking about are different from what you're talking about." "I'm talking about the asshole..." " If we add the Heavenly Eye you mentioned, then each of us actually has four eyes..." <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>