fart fiction

A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer. Lots of cliffhangers... Updates not stable. Read at your own risk. Cover not mine.

this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again

Truck Kun? Check. Being reborn in a novel? Check. Being a side character? Check. Having a system? Check. Dying by fart? Che- wait what- In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence). Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross). But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."

Silly thoughts and things i had/did when i was a kid

"jalan liat liat dong punya mata dipake" "iya maap" farfalla. benar benar cocok untuk dia yang ga pernah bisa gue gapai padahal gue udah ngejar ngejar. tahukan kalian apa itu farfalla. mari lihat google. apakah kalian pernah membayangkan bagaimana jika seseorang yang baik kepada semua perempuan namun sangat jutek kepada laki laki,pintar ramah,serta,aura kecantikannya yang sangat kuat bertemu dengan seseorang yang sangat percaya diri bahwa ia ganteng juga selalu penasaran akan sosok lula dan sangat ingin membuat lula jatuh cinta kepadanya.yap ini kisah tentang alula gabriella collynadisty Dan juga Geovano gibran aldeson. mari simak kisah mereka!!!

Odd fears teens have

Fara Larasati gadis yang selalu merasakan sakit disetiap harinya, ia merasa dunia selalu jahat kepadanya. Dunia seakan tidak ingin ia bahagia walau hanya sekali. Semua orang jijik kepadanya, semua orang menganggapnya sebagai hama yang tak berguna, bahkan ibunya sendiri tidak ingin ia ada didunia ini. Namun kenyataan seakan membunuhnya secara perlahan. Satu persatu fakta yang fara tak ketahui akhirnya terbongkar. Penasaran kan sama ceritanya?Yuk dibaca!

Generic PLOT Our MC is above average at everything well almost as his I.Q was higher than his peers with over 200 before, giving his life a second chance now let's be with him throughout his journey as a ruler P.S. this is a Fan-Fic hehe~ first time making it hehehe~ P.P.S this is an system,summon so please don't read it if it's not to your liking ;P

Bernama lengkap Zella Anurtika. Seorang gadis remaja yang hidupnya mulai berubah semenjak menjadi pacarnya Fajar Virennt Narendra. Sepanjang hubungan mereka berjalan, tidak ada satu haripun yang membuat Zella senang. Fajar terlalu dingin untuk digenggam dan terlalu jauh untuk digapai. Disisi lain ada Fajar Dirmasukma Septian yang terjebak friendzone selama 2 tahun dengan Zella. Meskipun begitu, Dirma memiliki pacar yang bernama lengkap Maura Vergina Putri. Akankah kehidupan Zella masih baik-baik saja selama ia masih berpacaran dengan Fajar? Ataukah mereka akan kandas saat mengetahui rahasia terbesar Zella ada pada Fajar?

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.