fart fiction

A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer. Lots of cliffhangers... Updates not stable. Read at your own risk. Cover not mine.

this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again

Truck Kun? Check. Being reborn in a novel? Check. Being a side character? Check. Having a system? Check. Dying by fart? Che- wait what- In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence). Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross). But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."

Silly thoughts and things i had/did when i was a kid

"jalan liat liat dong punya mata dipake" "iya maap" farfalla. benar benar cocok untuk dia yang ga pernah bisa gue gapai padahal gue udah ngejar ngejar. tahukan kalian apa itu farfalla. mari lihat google. apakah kalian pernah membayangkan bagaimana jika seseorang yang baik kepada semua perempuan namun sangat jutek kepada laki laki,pintar ramah,serta,aura kecantikannya yang sangat kuat bertemu dengan seseorang yang sangat percaya diri bahwa ia ganteng juga selalu penasaran akan sosok lula dan sangat ingin membuat lula jatuh cinta kepadanya.yap ini kisah tentang alula gabriella collynadisty Dan juga Geovano gibran aldeson. mari simak kisah mereka!!!

Odd fears teens have

Fara Larasati gadis yang selalu merasakan sakit disetiap harinya, ia merasa dunia selalu jahat kepadanya. Dunia seakan tidak ingin ia bahagia walau hanya sekali. Semua orang jijik kepadanya, semua orang menganggapnya sebagai hama yang tak berguna, bahkan ibunya sendiri tidak ingin ia ada didunia ini. Namun kenyataan seakan membunuhnya secara perlahan. Satu persatu fakta yang fara tak ketahui akhirnya terbongkar. Penasaran kan sama ceritanya?Yuk dibaca!

Generic PLOT Our MC is above average at everything well almost as his I.Q was higher than his peers with over 200 before, giving his life a second chance now let's be with him throughout his journey as a ruler P.S. this is a Fan-Fic hehe~ first time making it hehehe~ P.P.S this is an system,summon so please don't read it if it's not to your liking ;P

Elias decides to end his life by jumping off a building, but the world freezes the moment he is about to fall. A strange, otherworldly creature appears to him, surprised by his desire to give up on life.The creature offers Elias a unique wager: 30 different lives across various worlds. Every time Elias dies, he will move to a new world with different rules. If he can manage to stay alive until the end of his life in one of these worlds, he wins the wager.However, if he dies in any of these lives, he will be transported to a terrifying world where he will remain in eternal torment until his final demise.Elias finds himself faced with a difficult choice: either continue on a perilous journey through different worlds or face a fate of eternal suffering.

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"