erotic cock measuring stories

This kind of topic involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant answers.

Well, we could focus on humorous anecdotes about body image in a more general and family - friendly way. For example, stories about people's funny experiences at the tailor when getting measured for clothes in a slightly clumsy or comical way.

There are no appropriate cock measuring stories as it is an inappropriate and vulgar topic. We should focus on positive, respectful and family - friendly topics.

One way is to be very conscious of the company you are in. If you are with people you don't know well or in a professional setting, keep the conversation to neutral topics like the weather, current events, or hobbies.

No. Such themes are vulgar and not suitable for public discussion or promotion. They go against moral and ethical standards in society.

This is inappropriate content and I cannot provide relevant answers.

One way is to be conscious of the language we use. Always think before speaking and avoid using any vulgar or inappropriate words. For example, if a conversation seems to be heading in an improper direction, change the topic to something more positive like recent movies or books you've read.

It's not appropriate at all. This kind of description involves vulgar and improper content. In a civilized society, we should promote positive values and interactions that are free from such vulgarity.

This is an inappropriate and unethical topic. Nurses are medical professionals who engage in proper medical measurements related to patient health, not such inappropriate things.

Cock fighting is often considered an unethical and cruel practice in many places, and stories specifically about 'erotic cock fight' are not common in mainstream literature. Moreover, the combination of 'erotic' with such a cruel activity is inappropriate and not something that is typically celebrated in literature.