tied cock bathroom story

I'm not sure specifically what this 'tied cock bathroom story' is as it's not a common well - known story. It could be something very specific to a certain group or an individual's made - up or strange anecdote.

I haven't personally heard of it before. It might be a very niche or newly created story that only a small number of people know about.

Your description involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

If your wife has a story about 'tied balls' in the bathroom, it might be a humorous or strange anecdote. It could be that there was some sort of object in the bathroom that resembled tied balls and she had an interesting encounter or thought related to it. Without more details, it's hard to say for sure.

Once upon a time, in a small cottage, there was a curious bathroom. In this bathroom, there were some bright, colored balls that a little girl had tied together as a decoration. One day, a strange little mechanical rooster (cock) figure that her grandfather had made found its way into the bathroom. The rooster seemed quite interested in the tied balls. It pecked at them gently as if they were eggs. The girl came into the bathroom and was amused by the sight of the rooster and the tied balls. And from that day on, it became a fun little scene in the bathroom.

Perhaps it refers to an art installation in a bathroom. The 'tied balls' could be some sort of spherical art pieces that are tied together and the 'cock' might be a part of the overall theme, like a symbol of a cockerel which is often used in art to represent certain things like dawn or new beginnings. And the bathroom is the setting for this unique art display.

Another great topic is about different cultures around the world. Each culture has its unique traditions, music, dance, and cuisine. For instance, in some Asian cultures, tea ceremonies are not only about drinking tea but also a form of art and a way to show respect.

I'm not sure what exactly you mean by 'tied balls' in this context. But I can start a story about a bathroom and a wife. One day, my wife was in the bathroom for a long time. I knocked on the door to check if she was okay. She opened the door and told me she was trying out a new beauty routine that involved a lot of different products. It was quite a funny moment as she had creams all over her face.

No, it's not a common phrase at all. I've never heard it in normal conversations or common literature.

The 'tied balls' part might be a metaphor for something in the bathroom setting. Maybe it represents something being restricted or held together in an unexpected way. And your wife's role in the story could be that she was the one who noticed it or had an important reaction to it. However, this is all speculation without more information about the actual story.