funny saints stories

A false Sword Saint: Faintly discernible Martial Art and a matchless Sword Art. Killing one man with every ten steps, no traces left behind in ten miles. A genuine Sword Saint: A deep and resounding bloodline, peerless strength, an inexhaustible power and one chop to destroy the world. This is the story of a Swords Saint taking the path of a tank who cuts everything down on his path.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

No Saints Here is a sinful collection of 50 steamy, standalone erotic tales where boundaries are blurred, taboos are broken, and pleasure is never apologized for. Each chapter explores a different fantasy from the quiet heat between a nanny and her billionaire boss to the confessions whispered behind velvet-curtained booths, secret affairs in luxury hotels, seductive roommates, and forbidden rendezvous under flickering chandeliers. This isn’t a book about love. It’s a book about lust, about the urges people hide, the fantasies they crave, and the secrets they live for when no one’s watching. Within these pages, you’ll meet characters who aren't looking for forgiveness, just a taste of something real, raw, and wildly erotic. Whether it’s LGBTQ+ explorations, dominant/submissive games, taboo temptation, or irresistible seduction in unexpected places there are no saints here. So take a deep breath, unbutton your restraint, and step into a world where every chapter dares you to say: "Just one more."

In the quiet walls of a seminary, where love is forbidden and silence is sacred, Michael’s world begins to change the moment he meets Lucas. What starts as a simple friendship slowly turns into something deeper—something dangerous. Hidden glances become stolen moments. Late-night conversations become promises. And before they realize it… they are in love. But secrets don’t stay hidden forever. When their bond is threatened and the world around them begins to close in, Michael is forced to choose between the life he was meant to live… and the one his heart refuses to let go. Because some loves are forbidden— but impossible to forget.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.