funny sex store stories

Once, a customer walked into a sex store looking for a 'gentle' item. He ended up asking the clerk if there was a 'teddy bear-like' product. The clerk showed him a plush handcuff set which made him blush furiously.

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One funny story could be when a customer misinterprets the use of a particular product and asks the store clerk a really odd question. The clerk then has to explain in a very tactful way what the product is actually for. Another could be a situation where a group of friends dare one of their buddies to buy the most outrageous item in the store, and the resulting chaos as they all try to figure out what that would be.

Well, at the Comedy Store, there are countless hilarious stories. One time, a comedian did an impression of a really clumsy waiter. He mimicked how the waiter would trip over his own feet while carrying a tray full of drinks. The way he exaggerated the movements had the whole audience in stitches. Another story is about a comedian who told a really funny anecdote about his first attempt at learning to drive. He described how he accidentally put the car in reverse instead of drive and almost hit a mailbox. It was so relatable and had everyone laughing.

One funny store story is about a pet store. A little boy went in asking for a rabbit. The store owner showed him a cute white rabbit. But when the boy reached out to pet it, the rabbit suddenly hopped onto the counter and started nibbling on the cash register receipt. Everyone in the store was laughing.

I don't have any specific stories from a sex store as it's not a common topic I've directly experienced. But perhaps there could be stories about people's first time entering a sex store and being surprised by the variety of products.

One funny story was when a customer tried to return a CD that was clearly scratched because his cat had used it as a scratching post. He expected a full refund! Another time, a singer - songwriter came into the store to perform a few songs for promotion. But his guitar strap broke in the middle of the performance and he ended up chasing his guitar around the store while still trying to sing. Hilarious.

There was a time when a large dog in a pet store decided to lie down right in the middle of the aisle, blocking everyone's way. But it was so big and so comfortable there that it refused to move. The store employees had to offer it treats to get it to budge. It was a comical situation as customers were trying to step over it carefully.

Public discussions should be centered around topics that are acceptable to a wide range of audiences. Adult - related sex stories are not in that category. We should uphold a respectful and clean public communication environment.

There was a time when a customer thought a scope was a camera attachment for the gun. He asked if he could take pictures with it. The store owner had to explain the real purpose of a scope. It was hilarious.