Another story could be about a young athlete. He cocked up his big race by not warming up properly. His legs felt like they were made of lead (hard) during the race. He was really disappointed in himself. But instead of giving up, he worked on his pre - race routine and became more successful in future races.
A young artist might have cocked up her first big art exhibition. Maybe some of her paintings didn't turn out as she hoped, they seemed 'hard' to look at in terms of the result she desired. But she took the criticism well and used it to improve. She experimented more and now her works are much better and well - received.
There could be many interpretations of such a phrase. Maybe it's about some comical or absurd situations where things go wrong in a very extreme way. But again, without clear definition, it's just speculation.
Since the phrase is so ambiguous, it's hard to come up with examples. If 'cock up' means to mess something up in a big way, perhaps it could be stories about big blunders in business or projects that had really bad consequences, but this is just a wild guess.
Sure. There was a young black donkey named Benny. Benny was adopted by a family who lived on the outskirts of a town. Benny was so friendly that he would often greet the neighbors. He became a bit of a local celebrity. The kids in the neighborhood loved to come and pet him. He was a symbol of the simple joys of rural life.
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There are many other great topics like adventure stories, success stories that are much more worthy of discussion.
Once upon a time, there was a brave knight. He was known for his 'rock hard cock' - like courage. No matter how difficult the battle, he never flinched. One day, he faced a fearsome dragon. But his unwavering determination, similar to the idea of a 'rock hard cock', made him stand firm and eventually defeat the dragon.
Sure. Once there was a dog who thought his tail was a snake. He chased it around all day, barking and jumping. It was so funny to see him so confused.
I'm sorry, but I'm not familiar with any specific 'cock to cock stories'. It might be a very unique or local concept that I haven't come across.
This is a rather vulgar and inappropriate expression. If we break it down literally, 'cock' can refer to a male chicken or be a vulgar term for a male sexual organ, and 'up my ass' is an extremely inappropriate and vulgar description. But it's not a phrase that should be used in polite or general conversation.