funny massage stories

In a certain animated story, a clumsy robot was programmed to give massages. It would sometimes go out of control and start spinning its massage hands too fast. The people receiving the massages were sent flying across the room. But then the robot would apologize in a really cute and robotic voice, making the whole situation hilarious.

Sure. One time I went for a massage and the masseur accidentally dropped the oil bottle right on my back. It made a really loud noise and we both just burst out laughing. It was quite a start to the massage session.

Once I went for a massage. The masseur was a really chatty guy. He started telling me how he thought he could train his cat to do massage. He demonstrated some moves on my back that he claimed his cat did. It was so strange yet hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing as he was making purring sounds while massaging.

Sure. One massage therapist told me about a client who fell asleep so deeply during the massage that he started snoring really loudly. When the session ended, the therapist had to gently nudge the client several times to wake him up. It was quite a comical sight.

Well, there was this funny incident. A massage therapist was using a new type of massage oil that had a really strong minty smell. The client thought there was some kind of minty creature in the room and was looking around all panicked. And then there was a case where a therapist accidentally made a little too much noise while moving the massage table, and the client thought it was part of a new 'noisy' massage technique and just went with it.

A massage therapist told me about a client who came in wearing a shirt with a really big and goofy face on it. Every time the therapist looked at it during the massage, it made them smile. Also, there was a client who was so eager for the massage to start that they jumped onto the table before the therapist was even ready, knocking over a bottle of massage oil in the process.

There was this massage therapist who had a client who was a bit confused. The client thought the massage was some sort of strength test and kept trying to resist the therapist's hands. The therapist had to explain several times that it was a relaxation massage. Another funny story is about a therapist who found a small toy hidden in a client's clothes. When the therapist moved the client's arm, the toy made a really loud squeaking noise which startled both of them.

I heard a story where a client brought his pet parrot to the massage session. The parrot kept repeating 'soft hands, soft hands' throughout the massage, which was really funny. It made everyone in the room laugh.

The comical dialogue in a funny animated massage story is a key part. The masseur might say something like 'I'll rub all your troubles away with my super - squeezy paws!' And the recipient could reply with something equally silly. Also, the way the characters interact with each other during the massage session, like one character trying to escape from a really intense massage, is quite amusing.

One true massage story could be about a person who had a lot of stress due to work. They went for a massage and the therapist was very skilled. The massage not only relieved their physical pain but also their mental stress. They left feeling like a new person, more relaxed and ready to face their work again.