funny wu tang stories

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!

Pei Qiqi seorang gadis yang sangat cantik, namun memiliki latar belakang keluarga yang kurang baik. Ayahnya mengangkatnya sebagai anak karena dulu menyukai ibu kandungnya. Sekarang ketika perusahaan keluarganya di ambang kebangkrutan, ibu tirinya yang kejam berniat menjualnya ke seorang pria tua kaya. Di tengah usaha Pei Qiqi melarikan diri di bawah pengaruh obat, dia masuk ke sebuah kamar hotel dan bertemu dengan Tang Yu, seorang pria yang akan menjadi pelindungnya…

Having transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and become Tang Monk, equipped with a gaming system that allows for battling demons and leveling up, while looting equipment, from then on, the demons on the path to the Western Heaven were in danger. Monk Sha: Big Brother, it's not good, another demon has been captured by Master. Tang Monk: You all listen to me today, it's not you protecting your master on his journey to the Western Heaven to seek scriptures, but rather your master has to drag you all along, you know? Without you, your master alone would have fought, uh, made it to the Western Heaven by now...

First-Generation God King Tang San, with a trace of divine consciousness, roamed the universe, searching for the world where his wife had reincarnated. Guided by that divine consciousness, he arrived at a place called Demon Monster Land, only to find that it was a world where humans were as lowly as livestock…

The legend of the continent, the battle that brought fame; the Sacred Phoenix Lady, the Windfire Meteor Godrealm saber-art; the pair that ascend and fuse, the golden sun and the blue moon, the fury of the crashing thunder. There is no magic, no battle qi, nor any martial arts in this land. However, there are martial spirits. Ten thousand years have passed since the founding of the Tang Sect on the Douluo continent, and it has declined. A new, proud generation of heaven’s chosen has been born. Can the new generation of Shrek’s Seven Devils rally the Tang Sect and once more compose the song of the Unrivaled Tang Sect? A million-year-old spirit beast, a sacred deathgod that holds the sun, the moon, and the stars in his hands, and a brand new spirit tool system which caused the fall of the Tang sect. One miracle shall occur after another. Can the Tang Sect’s hidden weapons rally the winds, and can the glory of the Tang Sect ascend once more? All of this will be continued in the second installment of Douluo Dalu—The Unrivaled Tang Sect!

La leyenda del continente, la batalla que trajo la fama; la Sagrada Phoenix Lady, el METEFIRE METEOR GODREALM SABER-ART; El par que asciende y fusiona, el sol dorado y la luna azul, la furia del estrellamiento. No hay magia, ni la batalla qi, ni artes marciales en esta tierra. Sin embargo, hay espíritus marciales. Han pasado diez mil años desde la fundación de la secta Tang en el continente Douluo, y ha disminuido. Se ha nacido una nueva y orgullosa generación del cielo elegido. ¿Puede la nueva generación de los siete demonios de Shrek rally la secta Tang y una vez más componer la canción de la secta Tang inivalida? Una bestia espiritual de un millón de años, un sagrado deathgod que sostiene el sol, la luna y las estrellas en sus manos, y un nuevo sistema de herramientas de espíritu que causó la caída de la secta Tang. Un milagro se producirá tras otro. ¿Pueden las armas ocultas las armas de la secta de la seca, y pueden la gloria de la secta Tang ascender una vez más? ¡Todo esto continuará en la segunda cuota de Douluo Dalu: la secta Tang inivalida!

The Chronicles of Tang Xiaoqi's Cultivation follows Tang Xiaoqi (Xu Xiaoqi), the sole survivor of Xu Lan Villa, on his journey of growth and vengeance. Born on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, he bears the family legacy of the "Purification Source." After his clan's annihilation by demonic cultivators, he is adopted by Qingxu Temple, transforming from a lazy, timid young cultivator into a hero destined to protect the mortal realm. The tale begins when he accidentally activates his ancestral jade pendant and a mysterious frying pan within a secret realm. From there, he experiences adventures in the Legacy Hall, survives crises at Qingxu Temple, uncovers the truth of his origins, and faces a devastating father-son confrontation—ultimately challenging the mastermind behind it all: the earth-shattering conspiracy of the Demon Lord's Remnant Soul. Along the way, he befriends a lively, treasure-obsessed Rabbit Spirit and fights shoulder-to-shoulder with his master and senior siblings, gradually uncovering the truth behind his parents' murder and the Xu family's destruction. Blending xianxia cultivation, coming-of-age adventure, and light comedy, the story delivers both passionate battles and ancient inheritances, alongside humorous and heartwarming companion interactions. It presents a legendary tale of a youth navigating the torrents of fate, making impossible choices, and growing ever stronger on his path to immortality.

Using the blood of demons as ink and the Hundred Demon Records as scrolls, one can depict their forms and seize their supernatural powers. When Jiang Yuechu woke up one morning, she found herself to be a young girl in the prosperous Tang Dynasty. Under the moon over Chang'an, prosperity and decay coexist, immortals and Buddhas have vanished, and demons roam freely. Fortunately, killing creatures increases one's cultivation level, allowing one to record demons in the demon register and transform them into one's own power. From the domineering swordsmanship of the Tiger Mountain God to the eagle-eyed wolf-like gaze of the Green-Faced Wolf King. From the White Dragon's ability to control water to the Black Mountain Bear King's immense power! Jiang Yuechu sometimes felt troubled, wondering why she was gaining more and more supernatural powers.

Legenda benua, pertempuran yang sangat terkenal; Sang Wanita Phoenix Suci, seni tebasan dari Domain Dewa Meteor Api; fluktuasi kegemparan dari pasangan ini, mentarinya yang keemasan, dan birunya bulan, serta teror dari tabrakan halilintar. Tidak ada sihir, tidak ada pertarungan ki, maupun teknik bela diri di negeri ini. Namun, ada Jiwa Petarung. Sepuluh ribu tahun telah berlalu sejak berdirinya Sekte Tang beserta penerus-penerus-nya di benua Douluo. Kini telah lahir generasi kegemaran langit yang baru. Bisakah generasi penerus dari Tujuh Iblis Shrek ini kembali menggalang Sekte Tang dan sekali lagi memasyurkan nama Sekte Tang dengan julukan “Yang Tak Tertandingi Sekte Tang”? Seekor Binatang Jiwa berusia sejuta tahun, Dewa Kematian Agung yang memegang Matahari, Bulan, dan Bintang di tangannya, dan sistem alat jiwa yang baru menyebabkan kejatuhan Sekte Tang. Namun Keajaiban demi Keajaiban kini terjadi. Apakah senjata tersembunyi Sekte Tang memutarbalikan keadaannya, dan bisakah kemuliaan Sekte Tang naik sekali lagi? Saksikan semuanya dalam Douluo Dalu (Benua Pertempuran) bagian ke-2: “Sekte Tang Yang Tiada Bandingannya”.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.